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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Darthemed posted:

You two are fantastic, thanks!

Get Rhea Perlman and Dan Hedaya in on that, and my ticket is purchased.

Bebe Neuwirth better be in it too :colbert:

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
Room for Harry Dean Stanton in there?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

bobkatt013 posted:

Bebe Neuwirth better be in it too :colbert:
You've gotta leave some room for the sequels, though.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

DNS posted:

Ronda Rousey's an Olympic medalist and the p4p best female MMA fighter in the world. Kellen Lutz is a guy from Twilight. I don't know who the hell Powell is.

Lutz is also Heracles in that likely to be awful upcoming movie.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Young Freud posted:

It's probably Tito Ortiz, especially if they've had Randy Couture for the last two movies. Yet, I don't see a hulking bald dude like him on there. Could be "bandana cut off his head" guy.

Edit: whoa, I'm wrong, it's Victor Ortiz, the World Boxing Council Welterweight champion

It's the good Ortiz. I wish they did a crossover with Red and had Helen Mirren as the villain or some such.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
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boom boom boom fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Oct 6, 2014

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020


Oh good, I always like it when a movie is BASED ON TRUE ACTS OF COURAGE

e: VVVVV Same here, haha.

Nikaer Drekin fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Jan 5, 2014

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I'm having trouble seeing that as anyone but Tom Hanks.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

feedmyleg posted:

I'm having trouble seeing that as anyone but Tom Hanks.

I think by saying that you just earned some enterprising young marketing exec a promotion.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It's impossible for me to take Mark Wahlberg seriously as an actor because I see his name and my brain goes "Hey, he was Marky Mark."

Nikaer Drekin
Oct 11, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Waffleman_ posted:

It's impossible for me to take Mark Wahlberg seriously as an actor because I see his name and my brain goes "Hey, he was Marky Mark."

See, that was before my time so it doesn't effect me much, but I'm having a harder time taking him seriously now that I know he agreed to star in Transformers 4.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It's barely in my time, but I was aware of the Funky Bunch before he got big as an actor, so he's ruined for me.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Seeing Kelsey Grammer in the Expendables cast makes me want a big Expendables-level comedy movie. Get together all those big 80s/90s comedians that aren't really doing anything anymore, don't let Adam Sandler anywhere loving near it, and just see what happens.

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

Why is the collar on his shirt so big? or does he have a tiny head?

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Body Armor is big, bulky, and uncomfortable. The flag is on the front panel and he is looking right toward the camera.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

feedmyleg posted:

I'm having trouble seeing that as anyone but Tom Hanks.

I'm seeing Hanks with an eye patch.

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011

GrandpaPants posted:

Michelle Rodriguez is on the good action star ensemble movie series.

I dunno what thread it was in (might have been the Fast & Furious thread) but someone on these forums said it best: Expendables is like "Hey, we've got all these people who were in badass movies 20 years ago", Fast and Furious is like "Hey, we've got all these people who are still making badass movies".

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

I watched (or re-watched) a few movies over the holidays and went looking for their posters; for as much as I liked these three films, I was kind of hoping that the posters for them would be really spectacular:









Mostly ok, if not particularly great. Other than the Brick one with the broken glass, not feeling that at all. And the Winter's Bone poster is just kind of boring.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

a kitten posted:

And the Winter's Bone poster is just kind of boring.

The Japanese poster is a little simpler, but I don't think either really explain the movie all that well:

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
Saw these 3 DVDs lined up in a rental store window showcasing the originality of both the cover design and I expect the plots. I don't know exactly what or who is off to the left of the leads but it must be dangerous!





Binary Logic fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jan 5, 2014

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

morestuff posted:

The Japanese poster is a little simpler, but I don't think either really explain the movie all that well:



It's kind of a hard movie to sum up in a single image.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

mr. mephistopheles posted:

It's kind of a hard movie to sum up in a single image.

That's true.

Kitty Burger
May 23, 2005
Mmm, taste like kitty...

mr. mephistopheles posted:

It's kind of a hard movie to sum up in a single image.

Yup, but this poster tells me everything I need to know.


Click for loving huge.

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

Kitty Burger posted:

Yup, but this poster tells me everything I need to know.


Click for loving huge.

I must have zoned out for the part of Winter's Bone that dealt with this stuff.

Maarak
May 23, 2007

"Go for it!"

Read this as Wrong Turn rear end in a top hat! and now I wish that was real.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Kitty Burger posted:

Yup, but this poster tells me everything I need to know.


Click for loving huge.

God drat that's a Man's Poster.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:



What the gently caress is this?

Skwirl posted:

The death of Dave Foley.

Foley has to pay a crazy amount of alimony to his ex-wife ($17,700 per month since 1997).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9mZkYSxnOQ

Binary Logic fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Jan 5, 2014

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Binary Logic posted:

Foley has to pay a crazy amount of alimony to his ex-wife ($17,700 per month since 1997).

Jesus. That's north of 3 million bucks.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Gonz posted:

Jesus. That's north of 3 million bucks.

They based it on his monthly earnings when he was doing Newsradio and then locked it at that, so when Newsradio ended... well, he was hosed.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Yeah, for a while he couldn't actually go back to Canada because of legal trouble from not being able to keep up on the child support.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


All I'm seeing is Josh Hartnett

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

DNS posted:

God drat that's a Man's Poster.

My favorite part is Telly Savalas looking like he's having the time of his life.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

My favorite part is Telly Savalas looking like he's having the time of his life.

Dude just likes blowing poo poo up.

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...

Nikaer Drekin posted:



Oh good, I always like it when a movie is BASED ON TRUE ACTS OF COURAGE

e: VVVVV Same here, haha.


Is that the test tube love child of Jake Gyllenhaal and Hugh Jackman?

Mustach
Mar 2, 2003

In this long line, there's been some real strange genes. You've got 'em all, with some extras thrown in.

Maarak posted:

Read this as Wrong Turn rear end in a top hat! and now I wish that was real.
"The Sequel to Changing Lanes"

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Evil Mastermind posted:

Dude just likes blowing poo poo up.



That might be my favourite tag line ever.

pookerbug
Jan 21, 2006

the vitreous humourist

Evil Mastermind posted:

Dude just likes blowing poo poo up.



Did Eastwood ever spend any time in Australia?
I'm convinced that Hugh Jackman was grown in a lab from one his toenail clippings or something.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

This poster for 1978's Faces of Death just came out. Gosh I wonder if they're hinting at any modern iconic imagery with this. :jihad:




Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

kiimo posted:

This poster for 1978's Faces of Death just came out. Gosh I wonder if they're hinting at any modern iconic imagery with this. :jihad:



Oh man, I saw the combination of the airliner and the building fire that looks like the WTC, but the Arabs about to behead a dude really sells that idea.

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mousku
Jun 2, 2011

Nikaer Drekin posted:



Oh good, I always like it when a movie is BASED ON TRUE ACTS OF COURAGE

e: VVVVV Same here, haha.
I was so sure that's Jason Isaacs.

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