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Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

man thats gross posted:

yeah im not super in love with it either but i could see it growing on me

only reason im looking at it is because its a limited ed. with split seymour duncans whereas the standard v. is just a pair of godin buckers

im more interested in the electronics than the finish

im also not in the market for anything new so i kinda have to play the cards im dealt

Seymor Duncans are probably some of the best pickups around imo, they are expensive, but very good, also they sound good when split, unlike most.

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man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004
ffffff im dyin here so torn

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

lol there must be a way to do this, money is no object

man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004
if this happens can we also have a competing

THREAD KINGS
(teal horridness)
WE CAN HANDLE IT

made because that would be tits

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Hello I'm back


Should I keep going?


Because I feel like these are some truly awful guitars


I hope you're all enjoying them


If you have any suggestions for things you want to see...


Please let me know


And I'll try to accomodate

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over

man thats gross posted:

lol we need this

also ive been eyeing the gently caress out of the guitar on the left



im not usually one for figured anything but ive been looking for something in a humbucker and i own the guitar on the right and i loving love it sooooo

my oldest piece is a bass that color

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Meanwhile I'll just keep posting


Sweet drapes




There are so many more that I'm NOT posting because otherwise it would get overwhelming


Popped collar


man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004
post more forever

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

I did one of these up... Russian I think, cant rememebr the name, aleita? Something like that. I sanded the old finish off wearing a mask without a filter and was sick for 3 days.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

man thats gross posted:

post more forever

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
go to any big online retailer and sort from high to low and you'll find some garbage

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/guitars/ibanez-sv2009sc-electric-guitar

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



man thats gross
Sep 4, 2004
i mean look at that fat turd playing a flying banjo

look at that elvis guitar

that musicvox hanging dong

that nasty naked chick with 'roni nipples

all of it

its all amazing

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

What

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Okay will do!

Oh Dean...




I heard you guys like SGs


Fairly certain this isn't a photoshop


Another 4 humbucker guitar


Sometimes...


I just don't know what people are thinking

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

I didn't know wood could melt






Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

stratdax posted:

Sometimes...



hahaha holy gently caress it's like a giant tick got infected from sucking on a rancid cheese curl

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

yeah nothing wrong with a plain ol' soloist even with a wasted youth sticker lol

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

How annoying do you think this person is




I guess this is the same artist from the cat guitar earlier


Here's an organic guitar. Believe it or not, this is the same guy who owns and was playing the surfboard guitar Rob Ford posts.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHdKJ7ZirZg

stratdax fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Jan 6, 2014

Fax Sender
Aug 11, 2013

kiss my ass
its takanaka's model railroad guitar

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Fax Sr posted:

its takanaka's model railroad guitar

Yeah, I believe it came out of the Fender custom shop but I could be wrong about that.

Here's a well done tribute guitar.


This one looks like a Star Trek Klingon ship. Maybe posted already?




Another Ed Roman classic

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



stratdax
Sep 14, 2006



Love the knobs as eyes here. Bonus effect of also making this guitar impossible to play without constantly adjusting your volume or tone


I wonder what kind of sustain this plastic guitar has


BC Rich mated with a Fender to create this

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together
sss ssttop

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Rhopunzel posted:

sss ssttop

Never. I'm gonna keep going until somebody's brain melts out their ears. Possibly mine.

His and hers:


Ace Frehley might have played this, I dunno, I'm not a KISS fan.


Another guitar that could double as a rudder.




stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Another melted guitar


This one owns IDGAF




Here's some more Hembry guitars




Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

comes along bort posted:

that's a little high for me, i usually have it around my waist. i pretty much just use the plain dunlop nylon straps because they're the only ones long enough, and there's about 3-4 inches left at that height

above the dick or below the dick, c'mon

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

Last post then I'm headed out for the evening.






Woodflute guitar? I honestly don't know




And finally (for now, anyway)


Thank you and goodnight.

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

stratdax posted:

Never. I'm gonna keep going until somebody's brain melts out their ears. Possibly mine.

His and hers:


Ace Frehley might have played this, I dunno, I'm not a KISS fan.


Another guitar that could double as a rudder.









AircraftNoise
May 9, 2008
what is wrong with this?

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

AircraftNoise posted:

what is wrong with this?

It's a fake 'relic' finish. Which is stupid.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

the most offensive part is that it isn't even well done

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards


I love these back breaking double neck guitars that look like they require a pallet and forklift to transport from gig to gig.

Rob Ford
Aug 12, 2013

by XyloJW

That would look good with a splash of colour. Like if you clubbed a few baby seals with it or something.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGVyk_TObCo

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

Rob Ford
Aug 12, 2013

by XyloJW
Triple threat - ugly guitar, ugly guitarist, shredding:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HpYiWx9ckg

You can just tell this guy is speechless with impotent rage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZeBiC1oXMw

causticBeet
Mar 2, 2010

BIG VINCE COMIN FOR YOU

Rob Ford posted:

Triple threat - ugly guitar, ugly guitarist, shredding:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HpYiWx9ckg

You can just tell this guy is speechless with impotent rage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZeBiC1oXMw

*gently places guitar down on rubber conveyer belt* WOW gently caress THIS DUDE TOSSIN MY AXE LIKE THAT man gently caress the systm

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CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

stratdax posted:


Please let me know


And I'll try to accomodate


These last two look like they were designed by the guy who did PeeWee's Playhouse.

"HELLO GUITARRY!"

"Hellloooo PeeWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEERRRrrrruuuuUUUUUU-DURRR-RUU-BRRRRRRRRrrrrrrr-wom-wom-wom-wooooooooorggggghhhhh"

"HEH HEH!!!"

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