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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
ohhh poo poo

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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
just started using bing for porn searches

this is pretty well changing the game entirely for me

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

searching for porn is hosed, you need to get to xvideos with no particular expectation or desire and see which of many exotic delights catches your eye

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Victor Vermis posted:

I have begun steeling my bones and flesh against the Green Bay chill.

On a molecular level, it probably looks a lot like an adamantium-infusion sequence from one of the Wolverine movies.

On a visible-to-the-naked-eye level, it probably looks like I'm just eating a sandwich and dribbling gin on myself.

I hope your fingers frostbite off and you can't use a camera or w/e

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
i've found wankdb is pretty awesome

but like

just going to bing and being like, dakoda brooks creampie and getting sortable hits is p. legit

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

CISNAZI WEEDHITLER posted:

just going to bing and being like, dakoda brooks creampie and getting sortable hits is p. legit

:stare:

well then

i no longer completely hate bing

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Sean_Miller posted:

Present yourself

Hey, boo, have you figured out if you're a top or a bottom yet?

Here's some free advice: Gun Oil lube

Shits amazeballs.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


I legit had to google gun oil lube because i was about to :stare: if you were talking about rear end loving with CLP.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I thought sean miller was the one that hollows out sarah's marinetrap

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Watching "The Talented Mr. Ripley" for the first time, and I think the main characters sucking each other off would make the movie less gay.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

also jazz sucks

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

CISNAZI WEEDHITLER posted:

I thought sean miller was the one that hollows out sarah's marinetrap

lol



hey

you try finding something entertaining to do in backwoods poo poo-towns in the 1920s and sounds kinda awesome when you're stoned

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

you try finding something entertaining to do in backwoods poo poo-towns in the 1920s

But nobody is in a 1920's backwoods poo poo-town anymore. That argument doesnt work anymore.

CMD598
Apr 12, 2013

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

But nobody is in a 1920's backwoods poo poo-town anymore. That argument doesnt work anymore.

It's hard to tell in some places...

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

But nobody is in a 1920's backwoods poo poo-town anymore. That argument doesnt work anymore.

GD stops posting for a few days and everybody forgets about him.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

CISNAZI WEEDHITLER posted:

just started using bing for porn searches

this is pretty well changing the game entirely for me

I usually use tubegalore, but that's been filled with more and more fake pages with broken videos and popup ads

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
There's 10 inches of snow on the ground, work is cancelled tomorrow, but I only have 4 beers left. :(

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Stultus Maximus posted:

There's 10 inches of snow on the ground, work is cancelled tomorrow, but I only have 4 beers left. :(

:420:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

You can always get more beer if you're determined enough.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Stultus Maximus posted:

There's 10 inches of snow on the ground, work is cancelled tomorrow, but I only have 4 beers left. :(

That sounds like you failed to prepare properly.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Danica! posted:

That sounds like you failed to prepare properly.

Seriously. You need bread. and milk. or else you will die.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
loving idiots here were hitting up the stores today. it's only going to be cold, what the gently caress, we only got flurries.

loving south.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

HOW ABOUT THAT GLOBAL WARMING

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Seriously. You need bread. and milk. or else you will die.

that's BIG DAIRY speaking right there.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

HOW ABOUT THAT GLOBAL WARMING

I SURE COULD USE SOME RIGHT ABOUT NOW

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
http://www.bestporntube.me/video/30024129/milf-army-guy-internal-jizz-shot?utm_source=referrer&utm_medium=ref&utm_campaign=t1


it's worth the watch

it's just

:stare: as gently caress

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
no thank

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
it's army as gently caress

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Got kicked out of the Packer game in the first quarter

Cuz I wuz sufferin from realness

And goin gorillaz



But gently caress GB PD seriously, frost pigs must all loving hang.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I still don't know who won, I hope the Packers lost


gently caress this weak rear end state.


And gently caress snow.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


The gently caress did you do to get kicked out of an NFL game?

Sounds like you need to get on the weed train and loving relax.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Carteret posted:

The gently caress did you do to get kicked out of an NFL game?

Sounds like you need to get on the weed train and loving relax.

Wish I knew- I was actually dialing it back a bit.

The best part was when I tried to walk back into Lambaeu an hour+ later and the loving fat rear end GB Cop was like HEY YO BRO DO YOU WANNA GO TO JAIL TONIGHT?


Seriously bomb the midwest into the stone age.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
:stare:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

FIRST AGAINST THE WALL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMoQYbfj59s

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always
apparently they've got rules against being a human being in green bay

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

ghost bones posted:

apparently they've got rules against being a human being in green bay

isnt n4i around there? :ohdear:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

ghost bones posted:

apparently they've got rules against being a human being in green bay

http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2014/01/nfl_playoffs_with_rumors_swirling_aaron_rodgers_says_im_not_gay.html

Honestly I bet he Sean_Miller's it. gently caress the packers.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I own a John Kuhn jersey and I vow now to be a fan of whatever team he plays three snaps for next year.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Victor Vermis posted:

I own a John Kuhn jersey and I vow now to be a fan of whatever team he plays three snaps for next year.

Oh man, didn't know he'll be a free agent next year.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

Oh man, didn't know he'll be a free agent next year.

Yeah, some other lucky fanbase will be able to scream COOOOOOOOON! at a white man carrying the ball for 1.5 yards.

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