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NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
another year closer to death and being rid of you all :woop:

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Posting in the good thread

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I like this thread

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
in the fun thread :toot:

Edit: Wanna go to Tahiti some day when I'm old, drunk, fat, and high as balls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7EP9Ko6IsY

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
GATEESX. HATERS

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Shut the gently caress up you MRSA loving human being.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
DOUBLE DRUNK THREADS DOUBLE THE CRAZY!

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
I loving hate jews sometimes

Odradek
May 23, 2007

Don't hate me because I'm cute
I love being a civilian in South Korea...no rent, no utilities, cheap booze, and cultural acceptance of getting drunk whenever. Can't go native because I don't want to be chained to a Korean family for the rest of my life. That would mean paying for their rent, utilities, booze and having to deal with their rampant alcoholism.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

CISNAZI WEEDHITLER posted:

I loving hate jews sometimes

Only sometimes? O.o

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

USMC503 posted:

Shut the gently caress up you MRSA loving human being.

Have you married waifu?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

2014 Drunk Thread: gently caress this gay earth

We need a subtitle fellas, put on your thinkin' caps

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Posting in the good thread

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
wow i thought my subtitle was pretty good >:[

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

wow i thought my subtitle was pretty good >:[

and i just lost my hardon

worst new years ever

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Why are idiots still posting in the 2013 thread

That's almost as bad as posting in Cole's

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
hangover postin


hope i die

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

2014 Drunk Thread: cum sweet death

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F39UP1mjAnc

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WoxLk2g4-w

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Started drinking now because I had the duty phone last night. Woo.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

RIP in peace Uncle Phil. :(

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

He'll be throwing Jazzy Jeff out of heaven soon enough

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
holy loving shiiiiiiittttttt gently caress anesthesia

had to get a thing done today and that propofol they give to knock you out for a minute? Holy poo poo it's loving my world up right now.

hangovers I've had, this poo poo is the pits though

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I felt great after the last time I got knocked out, telling the nurses Michael Jackson jokes probably helped

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING


World's best hangover cure. Glad I'm dating a southern boy.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
ive never been knocked out :dukedog:

had my brain rattled a few times so i dont remember poo poo but never had my gross motor skills stop :twisted:

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Gin/tonic with bitters or Jameson/ginger ale?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

nwin posted:

Gin/tonic with bitters or Jameson/ginger ale?

orange jubilee maddog 20/20 and shaq vanilla creme :whatup:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

shaq soda wasn't that great straight but jesus i didn't think to mix it

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji3QcgybUYY

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
spoiler: its some faggy dnd goon singing the soviet anthem in english

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Yea i dunno how to describe it I guess as best as I can say it getting knocked out sorta feels like what dying feels like I imagine. Just sorta one second you're conscious, the next it's lights out and nothing.

That feeling scares the gently caress outta me, and the fact that a camera was up my rear end at the same time didn't help matters none. Made my new years eve kinda lame what with the no eating or drinking after midnight except for a half gallon of go-lightly that cleared out chewed bubble gum I swallowed in the 4th grade. Also i'm pretty sure the doc was a goon or a fan of SA bc he had some goony poo poo going on.

Not the best way to start 2014.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

genderstomper58 posted:

spoiler: its some faggy dnd goon singing the soviet anthem in english

lol

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

genderstomper58 posted:

spoiler: its some faggy dnd goon singing the soviet anthem in english

lol

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Fallom posted:

shaq soda wasn't that great straight but jesus i didn't think to mix it

shaq attack!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLAVsPMzPRU

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

genderstomper58 posted:

spoiler: its some faggy dnd goon singing the soviet anthem in english

Lol

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwm3e72nYfA

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