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You know what would be a good horror film? Every freeper gets one day and night of youth and strength.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 21:04 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 10:52 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:Yeah, this. FReepers are cowards. Iron Crowned posted:And Thin Mints are delicious. Both true.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 21:05 |
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quote:Didn’t we have a revolution thingy over taxes a long long time ago? .. and that had nothing to do with redistribution, it was all about taxation. Yeah... taxation. Taxation without... without... dang I thought there was something more but I guess not.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 21:06 |
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The "prophecy" is funny enough that it deserves a full quote: quote:What the world does not yet know is precisely that of which the Iranian mullahs are now gleefully aware, namely, that the Twelfth Imam has already returned and is hard at work arranging the coming apocalypse. According to an occult scripture, unearthed in a clay jar at an excavation works near the Arak nuclear site, that only the ayatollahs and a few select individuals (like the present writer) have been privileged to study, the Mahdi has fulfilled all the signs and portents that announce his presence.* "'Barack Obama is the Twelfth Imam, and also kind of dumb and terrible' -Twelvers" -some conservative fucknut
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 21:16 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:Yeah... taxation. Taxation without... without... dang I thought there was something more but I guess not. It's OK. They don't know anything more about the Revolution than they do anything else. To FReepers the Boston Tea Party was all about everyone being TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY(!!!!) and not about how or why the taxes were being collected.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 21:18 |
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Smirr posted:The "prophecy" is funny enough that it deserves a full quote: Well they just admitted Shi'a Islam is real. Convert and enjoy prosperity in Allah's arms.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 21:23 |
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And lo, the anti-christ will love him some balls and nets. All about netball, that guy.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 21:55 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:That photo was the point in the race where I flipped from not wanting the Republicans to win, to wanting Mitt Romney himself to lose, hard. Nah forget it, they would have ignored the reality of it anyways.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:27 |
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Acquilae posted:In a sense, I wanted Romney to win so Republicans could really see what happens when an executive from a private equity firm runs the U.S. like a business. We'd probably be in a society where the ultimate solution is to let "undesireables" die. But considering the number of liberals that wax about how they can't wait for their parents to die before true progress can start, I don't see a difference between groups.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:34 |
OrganizedInsanity posted:We'd probably be in a society where the ultimate solution is to let "undesireables" die. But considering the number of liberals that wax about how they can't wait for their parents to die before true progress can start, I don't see a difference between groups.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:40 |
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quote:To: MegaSilver Hmm, Adam Smith you say? I wonder if in that ol' book of his he might've had anything to say directly on this- Adam "father of modern capitalism" Smith posted:It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion. Bonus! quote:No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the greater part of the members are poor and miserable. It is but equity, besides, that they who feed, cloath and lodge the whole body of the people, should have such a share of the produce of their own labour as to be themselves tolerably well fed, clothed, and lodged. I know, I know, freepers being ignorant of things. Shocking.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:42 |
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Nessus posted:I begin to think that if Republicans ate infants on the floor of the Senate a lot of people would say "Well considering how many veal cutlets got served in this Democratic neighborhood, I don't see any difference." And I'm starting to think if a Democrat shat himself in the woods, he'd take a sniff and where it smelled better. Both parties are pretty much the same thing. One fucks over the poor to give to the rich, the other fucks the rich to give to the poor. Both with equal smugness in their respective inherent superiority.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:47 |
We'd probably be in a society exactly like the one we have now except without Obamacare and like two other things.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:47 |
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OrganizedInsanity posted:And I'm starting to think if a Democrat shat himself in the woods, he'd take a sniff and where it smelled better. Wait wait hold on a minute you're blowing my mind here: If the Republicans are bad and wrong, and the Democrats are equally bad and wrong, then where does that leave the truth? Help me out here man, I'm confused.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:48 |
Captain_Maclaine posted:Wait wait hold on a minute you're blowing my mind here: If the Republicans are bad and wrong, and the Democrats are equally bad and wrong, then where does that leave the truth?
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:49 |
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Wait wait hold on a minute you're blowing my mind here: If the Republicans are bad and wrong, and the Democrats are equally bad and wrong, then where does that leave the truth? Ionno, some freak lovechild between Ron Paul and Karl Marx's corpse?
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:49 |
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Very nuanced, thank you. fart
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:51 |
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OrganizedInsanity posted:And I'm starting to think if a Democrat shat himself in the woods, he'd take a sniff and where it smelled better. The poor, persecuted American rich.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:53 |
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The Democrats absolutely do not gently caress over the rich. There is nothing to support that claim. Helping poor people does not equal loving over the rich, believe it or not!
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:57 |
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Crows Turn Off posted:The Democrats absolutely do not gently caress over the rich. There is nothing to support that claim. Helping poor people does not equal loving over the rich, believe it or not! We can always dream.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:58 |
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Michelle Obama spending extended vacation at Oprah’s Maui homequote:To: ColdOne quote:To: ColdOne quote:To: BookmanTheJanitor I can't tell if this post is satire or not quote:To: ColdOne quote:To: ColdOne quote:To: ColdOne quote:To: Dilbert San Diego quote:To: Vigilanteman quote:To: Edgar3 quote:To: ColdOne quote:To: Patriot Babe quote:To: ColdOne quote:To: willywill quote:To: ColdOne quote:To: ColdOne Once again freep proves it is good at coming up with awesome things. quote:To: ColdOne quote:To: ColdOne quote:To: Ranger Warrior Related thread See what you bought Michelle Obama for her 50th birthday quote:MooChelle or Moochelle fits. quote:To: Farnsworth quote:To: Farnsworth quote:To: Farnsworth quote:To: Liz quote:To: Farnsworth quote:To: Ezekiel quote:To: Farnsworth quote:To: Farnsworth quote:To: bgill
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 23:00 |
Crows Turn Off posted:The Democrats absolutely do not gently caress over the rich. There is nothing to support that claim. Helping poor people does not equal loving over the rich, believe it or not!
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 23:00 |
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quote:Barry and Reggie are living large, huffing whippits and playing hide-the-salami in the WH, with no chance of inteference from The Beard. Oh my god, why is this so funny? (Maybe because Freepers actually believe Obama is gay.)
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 23:07 |
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Michelle Obama spending extended vacation at Oprahs Maui home
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 23:14 |
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Still amazed that they look at Michelle Obama and see some sort of fugly hambeast. For a 50-year old woman she looks remarkably good.
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 23:17 |
Yeah but she doesn't have very good skin #NotRacist
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# ? Jan 6, 2014 23:37 |
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quote:Now let me tell you how liberals are the real racists. E: Debate & Discussion > Freepers: Estrogen Powered Communists! Jagged Jim fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Jan 7, 2014 |
# ? Jan 7, 2014 00:04 |
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What do you know, they photoshopped it to make her arms longer. Who could have imagined.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 00:08 |
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Mind Loving Owl posted:You know what would be a good horror film? Every freeper gets one day and night of youth and strength. It would be like Faust except Mephisto wins at the end.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 00:12 |
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SedanChair posted:What do you know, they photoshopped it to make her arms longer. Who could have imagined. And they made her butt bigger. No wonder they go on about how much of a fatass she supposedly is, they Photoshop every image of her to make her look fat.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 00:56 |
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Freep posted:Way too many people have bought into the idea that unequal income is a problem. In its right form, it makes everyone richer. What the gently caress, I don't even.. ..language hold no meaning for those trapped in the freep twilight, does it?
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 00:58 |
Tias posted:What the gently caress, I don't even.. ..language hold no meaning for those trapped in the freep twilight, does it? It's part of the whole trickle down economics bit.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 01:08 |
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WampaLord posted:And they made her butt bigger. No wonder they go on about how much of a fatass she supposedly is, they Photoshop every image of her to make her look fat. And gave Bo bugged out eyes.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 01:29 |
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Wizard of Smart posted:And gave Bo bugged out eyes. Because Bo is her familiar.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 01:32 |
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Wizard of Smart posted:And gave Bo bugged out eyes. I don't think I saw that one, but I doubt it matters as Bo has never been anything other than an adorable dog in any of the photos I've seen.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 01:33 |
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Orca??????????????
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 01:40 |
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SedanChair posted:
Too bad they did it by scaling her arms up instead of doing anything actually realistic looking.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 02:22 |
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Jagged Jim posted:Now let me tell you how liberals are the real racists. Yeah if the mods will allow name changes once more, now that Always Worse is retired, I'd like this as a title. Man they hate the first lady. She's built like a brick poo poo house. At 50. Probably terrified of her.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 03:48 |
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quote:Obastard doesn’t usually fly with the dogs. It’s against his religion. Dogs are unclean, according to Islamic teaching. So it's perfectly fine for Obama to play with his dogs and live with them, but flying with them is forbidden. Got it.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 04:38 |
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Twelve by Pies posted:So it's perfectly fine for Obama to play with his dogs and live with them, but flying with them is forbidden. Got it. The dog you see him with in pictures is actually a cat in disguise, it's all just another onion layer in the great Muslim communist deception that is Obama you see.
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# ? Jan 7, 2014 04:44 |