The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh.

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Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I don't feel right.

# ? Jan 5, 2014 23:25

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh.

Now for the newspaper. Canada stalls on Free Trade Act.

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

I really wish they wouldn't scream...

If wishes were horses I'd be eating wish meat every night.

# ? Jan 6, 2014 03:28

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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Technogeek posted:

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

LINGUO IS DEAD

# ? Jan 6, 2014 04:44

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Samuel Clemens posted:

Now for the newspaper. Canada stalls on Free Trade Act.

Hi you have reached the Catchr hotline. I hope you and I can get married some day :allears:

# ? Jan 6, 2014 05:31

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hi you have reached the Catchr hotline. I hope you and I can get married some day

Here are some words which rhyme with Skeesix.

Free chicks.

Seasicks.

Analgesics.

# ? Jan 6, 2014 05:57

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Hi you have reached the Catchr hotline. I hope you and I can get married some day

I've got to stop fantasizing about CatchrNdRy.

Eh, one more.

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# ? Jan 6, 2014 07:07

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Technogeek posted:

Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?

Father, give me legs.

# ? Jan 6, 2014 07:16

skooma512: Feb 8, 2012; You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

MondayHotDog posted:

Father, give me legs.

Pray. For. Mojo.

# ? Jan 6, 2014 07:57

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I've got to stop fantasizing about CatchrNdRy.

Eh, one more.

Ah, the seas have quieted. And only in the sweet embrace of quietude can two lovers truly be...
:sax:

Ooh, such noise! Well, I'm done for the evening.

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

Saxamaphone... saxamaphone...

# ? Jan 6, 2014 09:07

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Saxamaphone... saxamaphone...

CharlieFotrot was quite the sousaphone player...

# ? Jan 6, 2014 15:46

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

CharlieFotrot was quite the sousaphone player...

Nobody likex Foxtrot!

# ? Jan 6, 2014 16:48

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Saw this in the LEGO thread, bringing it here:

Edit: Oh, I should add that this isn't a mock-up or anything, it's most likely an actual leak of the real set.

Why all the figures look high as balls, we'll never know.

# ? Jan 6, 2014 17:38

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Saw this in the LEGO thread, bringing it here:

Edit: Oh, I should add that this isn't a mock-up or anything, it's most likely an actual leak of the real set.

Why all the figures look high as balls, we'll never know.

A Lego Simpson house. Built by Lego artisans that work exclusively in the medium of Lego.

# ? Jan 6, 2014 17:41

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

jscolon2.0 posted:

A Lego Simpson house. Built by Lego artisans that work exclusively in the medium of Lego.

Would you two stop saying "LEGO"?

# ? Jan 6, 2014 19:12

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Saw this in the LEGO thread, bringing it here:

Edit: Oh, I should add that this isn't a mock-up or anything, it's most likely an actual leak of the real set.

Why all the figures look high as balls, we'll never know.

Why would a man whose custom title says "doctor" spend all his time posting in a children's toy thread?

# ? Jan 6, 2014 19:18

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

Look, Bart. It almost killed me, but I handcrafted all 75 characters from Oliver Twist. And now, the coup de grace: a bitter snowstorm...

# ? Jan 6, 2014 19:36

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Saw this in the LEGO thread, bringing it here:

Edit: Oh, I should add that this isn't a mock-up or anything, it's most likely an actual leak of the real set.

Why all the figures look high as balls, we'll never know.

Look at Shemp! He's so high! :420:

# ? Jan 6, 2014 20:17

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Saw this in the LEGO thread, bringing it here:

Edit: Oh, I should add that this isn't a mock-up or anything, it's most likely an actual leak of the real set.

Why all the figures look high as balls, we'll never know.

I get it. Everything's made of blocks!

# ? Jan 6, 2014 20:27

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Look, Bart. It almost killed me, but I handcrafted all 75 characters from Oliver Twist. And now, the coup de grace: a bitter snowstorm...

Well, this doesn't deserve to win.

# ? Jan 6, 2014 21:46

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Well, this doesn't deserve to win.

You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try.

# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:24

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

CatchrNdRy posted:

Well, this doesn't deserve to win.

But! The ball! His groin! :laffo:

It works on so many levels!

# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:32

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Well, this doesn't deserve to win.

Remember what Vince Lombardi said: if you lose you're out of the family!

# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:52

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Look, Dad, I made a modern studio apartment for my Malibu Stacey doll. This is the kitchen, this is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter... Dad! You�re not listening to me!

# ? Jan 6, 2014 23:48

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Samuel Clemens posted:

Look, Dad, I made a modern studio apartment for my Malibu Stacey doll. This is the kitchen, this is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter... Dad! You�re not listening to me!

When I was young, toys were built to last. Look at this junk! It breaks the first time you take it out of the box. :fuckoff:

And look at these toy soldiers! They'll break the second I step on 'em. :derp:

Arg! Stupid! Toy! Soldiers! Break!

# ? Jan 7, 2014 00:06

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Remember what Vince Lombardi said: if you lose you're out of the family!

It's your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise! The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!

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CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

It's your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise! The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!

# ? Jan 7, 2014 02:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Man Alive! posted:

You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is: Never try.

I don't know, Man Alive! Trying is the first step towards failure.

# ? Jan 7, 2014 02:12

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Every Simpson dance now! :dance:

# ? Jan 7, 2014 04:32

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

I don't know, Man Alive! Trying is the first step towards failure.

Man Alive! There are..men alive in here.

# ? Jan 7, 2014 04:38

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This perpetual motion gif just keeps going faster and faster!

# ? Jan 7, 2014 04:53

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 7, 2014 05:09

FanofPortals: Sep 22, 2006; BILL FILLMAFF'S GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT

jscolon2.0 posted:

This perpetual motion gif just keeps going faster and faster!

In this thread, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! :colbert:

# ? Jan 7, 2014 05:32

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill...

# ? Jan 7, 2014 07:16

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy. You know, he fought the windmill...

From the Z to the O to the double R-O,
he's the dude in the mask from the barrio.
With his horse and his mask and his big old sword,
he'll cut your butt from a '52 Ford

# ? Jan 7, 2014 07:25

Embiggen: Jan 12, 2011

DrBouvenstein posted:

Saw this in the LEGO thread, bringing it here:

Edit: Oh, I should add that this isn't a mock-up or anything, it's most likely an actual leak of the real set.

Why all the figures look high as balls, we'll never know.

Buy me Ninjago or go to hell!

Skeesix posted:

Here are some words which rhyme with Skeesix.

Free chicks.

Seasicks.

Analgesics.

Skeesix? I've been calling him Skrandall! Why didn't anyone tell me!? I've been making an idiot out of myself! :cry:

# ? Jan 7, 2014 09:12

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I've got to stop fantasizing about CatchrNdRy.

Eh, one more.

You've been reading from my dream book again, Sir.

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# ? May 10, 2024 03:34

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Everything Counts posted:

From the Z to the O to the double R-O,
he's the dude in the mask from the barrio.
With his horse and his mask and his big old sword,
he'll cut your butt from a '52 Ford

Quiet, here come the ninjas. :ninja:

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