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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Sagebrush posted:

so it sounds like this person's total list of marketable(?) skills are "can follow a recipe" and "has weirder sex than you"

you're right, that's marriage material

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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I swear, the LGBT acronym grows a couple letters every time I see it

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
that stands for Lesbian Girls with Big Tits, right?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

TOOT BOOT posted:

I swear, the LGBT acronym grows a couple letters every time I see it

usually someone using the longer versions is a straight nerd who wants to pretend they're special for deigning to hang out with gays.

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

TOOT BOOT posted:

I swear, the LGBT acronym grows a couple letters every time I see it

QUILTBAG

Brave GNU World
Nov 1, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Sagebrush posted:

i'm guessing queer, intersexual, asexual, polysexual and polyamorous

one of the p's is pansexual

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Brave GNU World posted:

one of the p's is pansexual

presumably they keep a separate set for cooking

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

TOOT BOOT posted:

I swear, the LGBT acronym grows a couple letters every time I see it

you're getting old

Brave GNU World
Nov 1, 2013

by Cyrano4747

madeupfred posted:

:nws:http://offbeatr.com/project/fan-gently caress-fest-bbw-gang-bang-11933208718:nws:

500 bucks to sniff the panties of a fat chick AND i get a chance to gangbang her with my 39 best friends? sign me up :thumbsup:

unironic hell yeah :homebrew: :homebrew: :homebrew:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

he did closed all his poo poo down because gbs was harassing him on the internet. gbs can't even keep themselves from making their own trainwrecks unfunny

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
reminder that some goon's child didn't have christmas because of doobie's dawg haus

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Vicas posted:

reminder that some goon's child didn't have christmas because of doobie's dawg haus

kid was like 14, i haven't't gotten a chrismas gift since i was 12 :colbert:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Trig Discipline posted:

that stands for Lesbian Girls with Big Tits, right?

yeah that's always been my understanding

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

stoutfish posted:

kid was like 14, i haven't't gotten a chrismas gift since i was 12 :colbert:

the kid was 22

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot

Install Windows posted:

the kid was 22

literally older than i am

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

madeupfred posted:

:nws:http://offbeatr.com/project/fan-gently caress-fest-bbw-gang-bang-11933208718:nws:

500 bucks to sniff the panties of a fat chick AND i get a chance to gangbang her with my 39 best friends? sign me up :thumbsup:

Internet Hackers, please embed this on the above page with AUTOPLAY = ON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXtx6N3ww7Y

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Vicas posted:

reminder that some goon's child didn't have christmas because of doobie's dawg haus

but we all got a gift in exchange

the gift of laughter

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME

Vicas posted:

reminder that some goon's child didn't have christmas because of doobie's dawg haus

his wife had to give up christmas too


stoutfish posted:

literally older than i am

ew.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

quote:


Please join us Monday, January 6 at 11 AM Pacific (7 PM UTC) for an announcement from CEO Eric Migicovsky, streaming live at getpebble.com. Eric will be sharing exciting news for people new to Pebble, as well as long-time supporters and developers!


jfc no

did you fix the thousands of issues

did you add a reason to use the stupid overpriced garbage i bought

can i delete the 3 extremely ugly base watch faces that i dont want there anymore because its super loving annoying to accidentally hit a button and have the watch face switch to one of your really bad constantly-refreshing faces that murder the battery

are you going to even loving answer any of this


why does this require steam just put up some loving words and update the app you dicks

you dicks

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
holy gently caress its better than i thought

sorry our product is unusable garbage, let us make it up to you by releasing a new edition you can purchase for 250% the original price

24-7 Urkel Cosplay
Feb 12, 2003

lol i was an idiot and kickstarted the original pebble

fortunately there are bigger idiots out there and i got $300 for it

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


oh yeah that was leaked already, keep up with the ces thread

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Werthog 95 posted:

oh yeah that was leaked already, keep up with the ces thread

die ces scum

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
mods

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

lol you bought a pebble

at least it's better than a Sarnsung Galaxy SmartWatch

but wear a real watch nerd

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
didn't they claim the pebble was eink but it turned out to be a regular ol lovely LCD watch only you have to plug it in every night?

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Al! posted:

didn't they claim the pebble was eink but it turned out to be a regular ol lovely LCD watch only you have to plug it in every night?

yeah, and press a button to check the time :allears:

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Al! posted:

didn't they claim the pebble was eink but it turned out to be a regular ol lovely LCD watch only you have to plug it in every night?

na the screen is fine

you only need to charge it more than once a week if you use something that is updating all the drat time like a watch with seconds so yeh only if you want to use it as a normal watch


ugh

Werthog 95 posted:

yeah, and press a button to check the time :allears:


n..no?

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
you only need to press the button if you want to turn on the backlight because the motion-control "turn light on when you move your wrist" only keeps it in for 2 seconds yet goes off all the loving time when youre doing anything else but looking at your watch

if you hold your arm like you would to read your watch youre not moving so the light doesnt come on

p sweet

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

oh. well i'm glad i thought that's how it worked because that's pretty much why i didn't buy a pebble

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Al! posted:

didn't they claim the pebble was eink but it turned out to be a regular ol lovely LCD watch only you have to plug it in every night?
yes and they called it "e-paper"

most pebble backers and owners will argue there is no distinction between the terms

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

na the screen is fine

you only need to charge it more than once a week if you use something that is updating all the drat time like a watch with seconds so yeh only if you want to use it as a normal watch


ugh



n..no?

is it an LCD y/n. did you kickstart an idea that Casio had in the 70s

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

anthonypants posted:

yes and they called it "e-paper"

haha wait youre totally right

if the battery dies it goes blank so it cant be e-ink

loving fantastic

Al! posted:

is it an LCD y/n. did you kickstart an idea that Casio had in the 70s


apparently!

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
don't loving back kickstarters you idiots

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I must be bad at kickstarter or something, I only backed one thing but it delivered a quality product exactly on time

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

TOOT BOOT posted:

I must be bad at kickstarter or something, I only backed one thing but it delivered a quality product exactly on time

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
realtalk the market is plenty loving good at figuring out if there's a demand for things, there's no shadowy cabal of Jew bankers saying "ha ha we shall ensure no smart watches are made", as sarnsung and pebble have shown us it's very easy to make one but they suck because there's no worthwhile use case and technology isn't good enough to make it effective at doing things you might want to do

like be a watch

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

serewit posted:

realtalk the market is plenty loving good at figuring out if there's a demand for things

ahahahahahahahahah

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/phoenixistudios/video-game-bible-chronicles-the-call-of-abraham

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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


I guess someone didn't play Super Noah's Ark 3D

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