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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Apr 4, 2014 |
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Jan 8, 2014 17:31
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numbs posted:Is this really just a girl chat thread? Which of you are girls Some of us are girls and some of us have girls in our lives.
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Jan 8, 2014 17:31
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Texting is for functional stuff only for me of which arranging dates is a subset, guy who won't solidify details well ahead of time would be a no-go because I hate hate hate doing things at short notice Small talk is for Facebook, if you're not on my Facebook I don't wanna smalltalk you Actually phoning people is a last resort only, if the person I need is behind the times or if I need to know something nownownow; phones are the worst. You need to find a nice quiet place with decent reception and even then you still might not be able to hear the other end of the conversation if they're a quiet talker and ugh stressful
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Jan 8, 2014 17:42
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numbs posted:Is this really just a girl chat thread? Which of you are girls Even if you arn't a girl, just posting in this thread gives you enough cooties to make it not matter. We are all princesses, even you numbs.
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Jan 8, 2014 17:52
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Jan 8, 2014 18:03
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KirbyKhan posted:Even if you arn't a girl, just posting in this thread gives you enough cooties to make it not matter. really? ugh
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Jan 8, 2014 18:05
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I also know a thing or two about bones, took a few forensic/physical anthropology classes for my degree. We had real human bones in our lab.  Women's Rights? posted:THIS! I love texting because I'm a total goon and am terrible at making small talk on the phone. Only person I like to actually call is my mom because we've always got something to talk about.  Also oh my god everyone is getting pregnant around me! I'm going to be an aunt x 2 now, between my boyfriend's brother having a kid and now my sister-in-law! Feels weird even though I'm at that age.
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Jan 8, 2014 18:18
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Having cooties just prove to the world that you interacted with a girl long enough for the transfer to happen. I would assume nerds would be happy to have them.
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Jan 8, 2014 18:20
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Crow Jane posted:Having cooties just prove to the world that you interacted with a girl long enough for the transfer to happen. I would assume nerds would be happy to have them. They itch after awhile.
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Jan 8, 2014 18:30
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Then take a shower, GOD
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Jan 8, 2014 18:31
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Crow Jane posted:Then take a shower, GOD Obviously you don't understand the importance of "smell" to men. Boys are smelly.
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Jan 8, 2014 18:38
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I'll have you know men cultivate their scent the way a zen master cultivates a bonsai tree hth.
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Jan 8, 2014 18:40
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VendaGoat posted:Obviously you don't understand the importance of "smell" to men. Boy sniffs other boys finger "Mmmm butterscotch!" Name that movie.
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Jan 8, 2014 18:44
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gently caress that i shower everyday
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Jan 8, 2014 18:45
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Now I'm just imagining dudes describing their stench like perfume or wine companies describe their products. This is one I wear sometimes: quote:Michael Kors is tuberose reinvented. Creamy florals explode into exotic spices, tamed by Moroccan incense. A fragrant creation with a wealth of personality that will capture the heart of every woman. Basically it's a light floral scent. Or my nose is broken.
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Jan 8, 2014 18:46
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VendaGoat posted:Obviously you don't understand the importance of "smell" to men. Truth. Sometimes man smell is nice and a even a bit of a turn on, but it's a fine line before you gotta air out the drat room.
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Jan 8, 2014 18:48
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I wear my wife's perfume to attract lesbians.
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Jan 8, 2014 19:10
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My fav bouquet is the "I've worn these sweaty rear end socks for a month straight" fragrance
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Jan 8, 2014 19:12
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Ugh why do I have to laugh at stupid things. The BF makes fun of my intense desire to gently caress Benedict Cumberbatch by calling him Humperdink Bandersnatch. It's not funny but every time I tell him it's not funny I get the giggles, which is causing him to come up with increasingly stupid names.
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Jan 8, 2014 19:12
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Has he said Bend-a-dick Cumberbund yet?
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Jan 8, 2014 19:16
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pixelbaron posted:My fav bouquet is the "I've worn these sweaty rear end socks for a month straight" fragrance Or the "I haven't washed my sheets in six months."
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Jan 8, 2014 19:16
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I wash the sheets regularly and I am devastatingly handsome. 
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Jan 8, 2014 19:19
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All Of The Dicks posted:I wash the sheets regularly and I am devastatingly handsome. But what's wrong with your eyebrows? 
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Jan 8, 2014 19:20
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Kimmalah posted:Or the "I haven't washed my sheets in six months." ah yes, i know this one as "No someone didn't burn up in my bed, that's just my dirt angel"
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Jan 8, 2014 19:20
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pixelbaron posted:ah yes, i know this one as "No someone didn't burn up in my bed, that's just my dirt angel" You jest but yeah depending on the color of the sheets, it will form a big man shaped grease spot. 
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Jan 8, 2014 19:23
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pixelbaron posted:ah yes, i know this one as "No someone didn't burn up in my bed, that's just my dirt angel" With little blobs of dried semen for lens flare.
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Jan 8, 2014 19:25
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Crow Jane posted:With little blobs of dried semen for lens flare. all about the realism
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Jan 8, 2014 19:26
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Kimmalah posted:You jest but yeah depending on the color of the sheets, it will form a big man shaped grease spot. what the gently caress anyone else here use the wrong gender deoderant? I don't know why but I seriously prefer guy deoderant, it works better I think and doesn't smell all floral
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Jan 8, 2014 19:26
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I love the way some of the newer Old Spice deodorants smell. I'm a Mitchum Power Gel girl myself, though.
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Jan 8, 2014 19:28
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I wear lady deodorant mainly because Speedstick smells so drat bad it turned me against all men's products.
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Jan 8, 2014 19:32
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Crow Jane posted:With little blobs of dried semen for lens flare. Didn't get those, just drool spots on the pillow. Portals posted:what the gently caress It is actually more like an "angel" since he rolls around at night so there's like two big spots on either side of where he lays. I'm in charge of the sheet washing now because what the gently caress indeed. He sheds kind of like a cat too.  I love wrong gender products! I don't do men's deoderant, but I love men's shampoo because (1) it smells really good and (2) it makes me laugh because it's "shampoo/conditioner/body wash" on the bottle while I have like 5 different products per shower. But yeah women's stuff all seems to smell like dead flowers or old fruit. 
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Jan 8, 2014 19:41
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I don't get the whole food-scented beauty product thing. A hint of citrus or something is fine, but I don't really want to smell like a caramel apple or whatever. Most vanilla things smell terrible to me too. I do like floral scents, though, as long as they're not too overpowering.
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Jan 8, 2014 19:45
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Kimmalah posted:Didn't get those, just drool spots on the pillow. why on earth are you having to deal with someone like that
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Jan 8, 2014 19:45
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LingcodKilla posted:Boy sniffs other boys finger Stumped me. Answer please? Crow Jane posted:Most vanilla things smell terrible to me too. Ugh. Vanilla = Stripper. It's the one scent that no matter how much sweat and funk abounds you, still comes through. 
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Jan 8, 2014 19:45
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Crow Jane posted:I don't get the whole food-scented beauty product thing. A hint of citrus or something is fine, but I don't really want to smell like a caramel apple or whatever. Most vanilla things smell terrible to me too. I actually like the smell of the guy deoderant I have, old spice matterhorn (which I picked because it claimed to smell like ice wind and freedom, oh my god) it smells a little guyish but not overpoweringly so
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Jan 8, 2014 19:47
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I like the ARCTIC BLAAAAST Gilette gel deoderant.
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Jan 8, 2014 19:48
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Portals posted:why on earth are you having to deal with someone like that He actually bathes on the regular, just a hairy-chested dude and it makes me laugh.  Also, vanilla-scented anything gives me a headache. Why the hell does everyone love it so much?
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Jan 8, 2014 19:52
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I bought my boyfriend the Old Spice Denali last time I bought him deodorant, it smelled so nice. He bought the next stick though, and went for boring old Right Guard, so I think I'll be in charge of deodorant from now on. We both use boring old St. Ives sea salt and kelp body wash, it just smells nice and clean and it exfoliates just enough.
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Jan 8, 2014 19:53
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VendaGoat posted:Stumped me. Answer please? Kids from 1995. Worst unintentional first date movie ever. Great soundtrack though.
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Jan 8, 2014 20:02
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I buy men's disposable razors. Who cares if they're not curved and pink or purple, they're cheaper and work better
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