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Pick posted:Or squid Pick I like a lot of your posting but the logistics of this seem pretty tough. I doubt the VanMan can hold his breath long enough to gently caress a squid underwater, and a squid wouldn't be able to survive for long enough to gently caress on land. Need more effort out of your next post.
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Jan 9, 2014 00:50
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Pick posted:Looks clunky and uncomfortable. I was gonna go with 'looks dumb as gently caress' but that's a valid observation too amarantinesky posted:Given the context, I probably should have expected these google image results. I find it pretty hilarious that there are pintrests of porn, though. It does remind me of my grandma's old lawnchairs from the 70s.
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Jan 9, 2014 00:50
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hailthefish posted:Not for lack of trying http://imgur.com/gallery/h3H9J That stuff would take too long. I mean something like this  that seems like the sort of thing people would remember evryone posting pictures of themselves in on facebook for like a two weeks
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Jan 9, 2014 00:59
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Fisticuffs posted:Pick I like a lot of your posting but the logistics of this seem pretty tough. I doubt the VanMan can hold his breath long enough to gently caress a squid underwater, and a squid wouldn't be able to survive for long enough to gently caress on land. Need more effort out of your next post. You're right. Also a squid large enough to gently caress (such as Architeuthis) has hooks instead of suckers. And it certainly couldn't give a hicky with its mouth, because they have beaks and not lips. That post was all wrong  .
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Jan 9, 2014 01:00
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Did sandman come in here and casually humble brag about getting a hickey or was this asked out of the blue
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Jan 9, 2014 01:02
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his poor balls.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:02
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:VanSandman how many pieces did you cut her into after you were finished and what grade of lye are you using to dispose of the remains you aren't going to use? Your fanfic version of my life is really creepy. Have I offended you in some way?
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Jan 9, 2014 01:02
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As penance for my scientifically invalid squid post, I will help someone dissect dog balls in the dog ball lab tomorrow.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:03
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hehe... little do these suckers know i was already conscripted to help out in the dog balls lab tomorrow
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Jan 9, 2014 01:03
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Pick posted:As penance for my scientifically invalid squid post, I will help someone dissect dog balls in the dog ball lab tomorrow. sounds like the dog's bollocks.
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amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Apr 4, 2014 |
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Jan 9, 2014 01:04
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Pick posted:You're right. Also a squid large enough to gently caress (such as Architeuthis) has hooks instead of suckers. And it certainly couldn't give a hicky with its mouth, because they have beaks and not lips. That post was all wrong That is fascinating; I didn't know squid could have badass hooks. See, I know you have it in you. You just need to share it with the rest of us. You will come back a better and stronger poster from this misstep, like when Jordan tried to play baseball(lmao baldy).
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Jan 9, 2014 01:05
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amarantinesky posted:Yeah but everyone else was humble bragging about how many people see their pubes, so it was a step up. In retrospect I should have just posted this. http://youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
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Jan 9, 2014 01:08
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I saw sperm in lab today
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Jan 9, 2014 01:09
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amarantinesky posted:Yeah but everyone else was humble bragging about how many people see their pubes, so it was a step up. Ever acknowledging you've had sex with another person EVER = bragging.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:10
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:I saw sperm in lab today Morally Inept parachute account spotted.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:11
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VanSandman posted:Your fanfic version of my life is really creepy. Have I offended you in some way? No it's just for my own amusement although sometimes you seem way desperate for attention in this thread with all the puppy stuff. Your custom title I find legit creepy though but I'm not sure why (not the picture of Bill Bailey but the text below it). Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jan 9, 2014 |
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Jan 9, 2014 01:11
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:I saw sperm in lab today nice
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Jan 9, 2014 01:12
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:I saw sperm in lab today whose
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Jan 9, 2014 01:14
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UPDATE: My haircut sucks. Time to spend heinous amounts of money on headbands.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:14
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Kimmalah posted:Ever acknowledging you've had sex with another person EVER = bragging. I was just talking about my pubes, didn't think that meant I was talking about my sex life
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Jan 9, 2014 01:15
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Swillkitsch posted:UPDATE: My haircut sucks. Time to spend heinous amounts of money on headbands. head accessories ftw
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Jan 9, 2014 01:15
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Swillkitsch posted:UPDATE: My haircut sucks. Time to spend heinous amounts of money on headbands. I don't know where you live, but since it's winter this is really the best time for a bad haircut. Just wear all the hats if you're in the Northern Hemisphere.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:15
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Swillkitsch posted:UPDATE: My haircut sucks. Time to spend heinous amounts of money on headbands. I had my hair pretty short for a year or two and now I'm trying to grow it out again. It's in that awkward stage where I can't do fuckall with it and I hate it.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:16
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:No it's just for my own amusement although sometimes you seem way desperate in this thread. Its pretty messed up that a dude who talks to women without wanting to date and/or gently caress them is seen as desperate or creepy.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:16
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Wildlife Analysis posted:I don't know where you live, but since it's winter this is really the best time for a bad haircut. Just wear all the hats if you're in the Northern Hemisphere. This is really handy right now, since I can just have my hair in a bun like an old lady.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:17
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Wildlife Analysis posted:I was just talking about my pubes, didn't think that meant I was talking about my sex life Still apparently it's bragging if you imply that other human eyes may have seen them at some point. "Went to the gynecologist a few days ago, she totally saw my landing strip heh  "
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Jan 9, 2014 01:18
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VanSandman posted:Its pretty messed up that a dude who talks to women without wanting to date and/or gently caress them is seen as desperate or creepy. I meant more desperate for attention than desperate for sex but whatever. I think it's the avatar, honestly.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:19
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VanSandman posted:Its pretty messed up that a dude who talks to women without wanting to date and/or gently caress them is seen as desperate or creepy. It is desperate and creepy though. I'm trying to gently caress everyone who has posted in this thread. Excepting ALL-PRO SEXMAN. Anyone who spends time bragging about how they can lay it down is laying it on thick. Real sexhavers let their victims spread the word.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:19
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lol if you've never had a doctors finger in your rear end
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Jan 9, 2014 01:19
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Pick posted:This is really handy right now, since I can just have my hair in a bun like an old lady. yeah, most days I don't even bother with my hair beyond a quick comb. Messy hair + hat combo actually looks good when it's near/below freezing outside.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:19
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Fisticuffs posted:It is desperate and creepy though. I'm trying to gently caress everyone who has posted in this thread. Excepting ALL-PRO SEXMAN. Anyone who spends time bragging about how they can lay it down is laying it on thick. Real sexhavers let their victims spread the word. Well there's VanSandman's mistake. He kills his victims. Can't spread the word if you're dead 
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Jan 9, 2014 01:20
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Fisticuffs posted:That is fascinating; I didn't know squid could have badass hooks. See, I know you have it in you. You just need to share it with the rest of us. You will come back a better and stronger poster from this misstep, like when Jordan tried to play baseball(lmao baldy). Giant squid is also inedible due to high ammonia content. Somehow sperm whales don't mind it. Giant squid were hypothesized before they were "proven" due to scars on sperm whale heads.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:21
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squid beaks are hosed up and just cement my hatred of birds in general
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Jan 9, 2014 01:22
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:squid beaks are hosed up and just cement my hatred of birds in general Imagine if squid could fly
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Jan 9, 2014 01:22
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Well there's VanSandman's mistake. He kills his victims. Can't spread the word if you're dead So that's what I've been doing wrong! Also somebody bought me this av because I used to post a lot in the feminism thread in E/N until I realized I was posting in the feminism thread in E/N. Feminism owns, threads about it and E/N subforums do not. Plus the current number of goldens is 17 so it keeps pissing me off.
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Jan 9, 2014 01:25
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AriadneThread posted:Imagine if squid could fly Trigger warning that poo poo!
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Jan 9, 2014 01:25
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E/N can be pretty entertaining, just don't make threads yourself.
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:squid beaks are hosed up and just cement my hatred of birds in general i own a humboldt squid beak
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