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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

I Might Be Adam posted:

Well yeah, obviously a tube vs a solid state is going to be the major deciding factor but I straight up hear a difference between solid state amp going through a cab, and a solid state combo amp. I'm just curious if spending over $3000 on an amp and cab is really worth the money because as a drummer, I can't hear the difference in an over-priced drum kit that an intermediately priced kit can't replicate with the right heads, tuning and mic placement. I can't see dropping that kind of cash on a shell pack from DW so I can't relate to a guitarist dropping that kind of cash on an amplifier.

I'm gonna get my Sears Silvertone amp and 6x8 cab with casters restored and I'll be the coolest kid at the retro throwback garage band gig.

It's kinda worth it but you can get great amps for dirt cheap or run a tube combo through a cab instead. Also modeling amps own really hard nowadays.

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mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over
different amps for different applications, imo a $2000+ amp is justified if you're regularly drawing 150 people or so at gigs. if you don't draw, f*ck it just be loud enough over the drummer

Bolek
May 1, 2003

As someone earlier mentioned, even if anything not touching or picking up the string vibration makes a difference it's ultimately irrelevant because the most it can affect your sound is a little bit and there exists a universe of accessories to shape the way your guitar sounds that aren't "getting a new guitar"

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Spanish Manlove posted:

Also two separate amps for clean and dirty is dumb as hell. Sorry kid you'll never be j mascis, buy a dual channel amp or put an EQ pedal in an effects loop.

an a/b setup is fine in some instances like if you want a specific clean and distorted sound, like say a fender twin and a 5150

all i have is a mini rec which does pretty much everything well enough so gently caress it, but still


I Might Be Adam posted:

I'm just curious if spending over $3000 on an amp and cab is really worth the money because as a drummer,

good lord no that's way too much money

even the current overhyped and overpriced marshall clones like splawns you can get on ebay/craigslist for less than a regular marshall

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jan 10, 2014

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

GreatGreen posted:

I can buy that there's nothing intrinsically "special" about one type of wood over another, but there's no way what a guitar is made of doesn't have an effect on the tone. Don't get me wrong, I think a guitar's pickups probably make up the vaaaaast majority of the overall tone at least, but make two guitars, all things identical except one is made from something like mahogany or maple and one guitar made out of thin, hollow plastic, they're going to sound different, even through an amp. Maybe not a super compressed and chorused-out distortion monster like whatever the djent stick was played through, but a relatively clean amp I'd bet there would be a little difference at least.

I would be happy to have this disproven to me so I can rearrange my priorities when I look for guitars to buy though, but I don't think it will be.

Out of a clean solid-state amp with no pedals and low gain, slightly microphonic pickups, I can just about convince myself that I can hear the difference in the wood, just. It makes so little difference compared to everything else that it's totally hardly noticeable. Quality of construction, neck fitting (bolt on, bolt in, set neck or neck-thru) and pickups/electics are the main thing to look for. [sperg]If it's a a bolt on/bolt in neck, check the neck pocket with a cigarette paper, if you can fit it down any part of the neck pocket, put the guitar back or negotiate a discount and put a thin piece of wood veneer to fill the gaps when you get home.[/sperg]


HollisBrown posted:

The only piece of wood that I could be convinced makes a difference in sound would be the fingerboard. Think about a Strat for example, the body material is going to make no difference. The pickups are mounted on a shiity piece of plastic with screws and springs. The bridge is loosely connected to the body and having it attached with springs is basically going to kill any connection anyway. The frets, nut and bridge are the only thing that ever make contact with the strings. So maybe, just maybe the fingerboard material might make a difference because the string vibrates the fret, which vibrates the neck which might resonate back to the string but your chubby fingers probably negate that anyway.

Don't forget that unless you are playing a fretless board, you are just hearing the fret, not the wood.

Cobalt60
Jun 1, 2006

Korax posted:

It's also got a palm mute lever that you can push down and it wedges a piece of rubber/foam against the strings for a muted sound.

This was difficult for my mind to accept as real.

Zonekeeper
Oct 27, 2007



Cobalt60 posted:

This was difficult for my mind to accept as real.

Not only is it real, but they didn't even come up with the idea. Fender Jaguars from the original 1960s release had a similar mute mechanism. Naturally, the first thing everybody did with it was throw it away along with the bridge cover.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
The most important part of a guitar is does the fretboard/neck feel comfortable for my giant goon hands. So far the answer to that for every guitar is no, no it does not.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Well then you should try playing bass like the rest of the fatties.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Spanish Manlove posted:

Well then you should try playing bass like the rest of the fatties.

baritone is also an option geez can't even give a dude the option to be mike mushok rude

rude

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

John Petrucci through the years.

Here we see a young, skinny John Petrucci. What a twerp.



As he got older, he discovered things like "carbohydrates", "hair gel", and "bleach"


At some point he realizes - or somebody told him - how ridiculous he looked. Here he is in the rare "regular adult male" stage.


But as Dream Theater began attempting for more of a straight heavy metal sound, Petrucci figured he needed to look the part. He starts growing his hair back out and practicing his totally hardcore poses.


Here he is with longer hair, and slightly more muscles. He's obviously been working out.


Which brings us to the modern day, "Caveman" John Petrucci. He is now an immense monster, barely capable of seeing the guitar past his pecs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-zal0DAu4

I hope you've enjoyed this retrospective of: John Petrucci Through the Ages.

stratdax fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Jan 10, 2014

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

White Dog Eggs posted:

Call yourself ZENTHAR!!! Guitars. The capitals and exclamation marks will show everyone that you mean business. Don't forget to tell everyone about your secret PolyTone™ sound enhancing finish!


Touché. How does it play? I've heard those Kay acoustics can be pretty janky.


That better be tone putty.

I've honestly never heard of frets falling out like that before, do you live somewhere really dry? I guess if the fret-wood was dry enough it could cause the slots to expand.

It sounds ok, but I've never owned a "good" acoustic so I have no good frame of reference.

The frets thing in the red one was weird. It's a cheap rear end Hondo the higher fests were super buzzy. I got looking at them and they were sticking up enough I could see the tang. Tried hammering them back in and they just popped out again. I got mad and ripped the rest out. I've just used it to make strange noises ever since. The pick-up is hard wired into the jack and screwed directly into the wood.
Maybe some day I'll get bored and refret it but I doubt it.

Bolek
May 1, 2003

stratdax posted:

John Petrucci through the years.

Here we see a young, skinny John Petrucci. What a twerp.



As he got older, he discovered things like "carbohydrates", "hair gel", and "bleach"


At some point he realizes - or somebody told him - how ridiculous he looked. Here he is in the rare "regular adult male" stage.


But as Dream Theater began attempting for more of a straight heavy metal sound, Petrucci figured he needed to look the part. He starts growing his hair back out and practicing his totally hardcore poses.


Here he is with longer hair, and slightly more muscles. He's obviously been working out.


Which brings us to the modern day, "Caveman" John Petrucci. He is now an immense monster, barely capable of seeing the guitar past his pecs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-zal0DAu4

I hope you've enjoyed this retrospective of: John Petrucci Through the Ages.

I have, thank you.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

stratdax posted:

John Petrucci through the years.

Here we see a young, skinny John Petrucci. What a twerp.



As he got older, he discovered things like "carbohydrates", "hair gel", and "bleach"


At some point he realizes - or somebody told him - how ridiculous he looked. Here he is in the rare "regular adult male" stage.


But as Dream Theater began attempting for more of a straight heavy metal sound, Petrucci figured he needed to look the part. He starts growing his hair back out and practicing his totally hardcore poses.


Here he is with longer hair, and slightly more muscles. He's obviously been working out.


Which brings us to the modern day, "Caveman" John Petrucci. He is now an immense monster, barely capable of seeing the guitar past his pecs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-zal0DAu4

I hope you've enjoyed this retrospective of: John Petrucci Through the Ages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8il3zglJoM

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch









cocaine gives you luscious locks basically

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sej4qZ6-Fs

"These were made by Mr. Ibanez and painted by Michelangelo."

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Thumposaurus posted:

The frets thing in the red one was weird. It's a cheap rear end Hondo the higher fests were super buzzy. I got looking at them and they were sticking up enough I could see the tang. Tried hammering them back in and they just popped out again. I got mad and ripped the rest out. I've just used it to make strange noises ever since. The pick-up is hard wired into the jack and screwed directly into the wood.
Maybe some day I'll get bored and refret it but I doubt it.

Sounds like a dry fingerboard, must have been a dodgy bit of rosewood or something. You should paint something vile on the fretboard and varnish it. I'd forget about refretting, it's pretty hard to do with specialist tools, if you've not got them it's near impossible and then you'd have to level and dress the frets. Be easier to buy a new neck.

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over







Tempus Fugit
Jan 31, 2008

LeftistMuslimObama posted:

The most important part of a guitar is does the fretboard/neck feel comfortable for my giant goon hands. So far the answer to that for every guitar is no, no it does not.

This right here. I own too many guitars, and it's not because of the wood differences, it's because of how they physically feel. I always bought what I've thought to be well-made lower end models and changed PUs and hardware and they sound great. But the biggest thing is the neck shape and how well the frets are dressed. I have the opposite problem you do, I have little baby hands. So, for me, one of the most comfortable necks for me to play is the PRS wide/thin. I also have a PRS santana SE that has a roundish baseball bat neck with a fairly narrow fretboard. It has low action and is a breeze to play. We all know about the "elusive tone" but for me it's finding the right combination of physical attributes that's just as elusive.

Dirt
May 26, 2003

Jambands are terrible(except for Umphrey's), and most of the people in them play terrible guitars.

This is the official mascot of jambandery, with a leopard on the headstock for some reason:



It's played by this guy, who looks like what Chuck Norris would look like had he taken a bunch of acid instead of karate lessons:



Here is some dude playing from a jamband some stupid double neck fretless synth bullshit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePUhqTt9mXs

I saw these guys open for a semi famous local jamband in Kalamzoo, MI.

I used to play in a jamband when I was younger. I am ashamed


TL:DR Jambands are awful

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
piss poor orientalism. gotta admit that's a novel gimmick for a jam band

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Dirt posted:

Jambands are terrible(except for Umphrey's), and most of the people in them play terrible guitars.

This is the official mascot of jambandery, with a leopard on the headstock for some reason:



It's played by this guy, who looks like what Chuck Norris would look like had he taken a bunch of acid instead of karate lessons:



Here is some dude playing from a jamband some stupid double neck fretless synth bullshit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePUhqTt9mXs

I saw these guys open for a semi famous local jamband in Kalamzoo, MI.

I used to play in a jamband when I was younger. I am ashamed


TL:DR Jambands are awful

protip: umphrey's mcgee is also terrible

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

like, this is an okay song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az0T8evwAI8

if you can get past the elp style prog dorkiness but oh my god the loving lasers

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

So many guitarmonies. :suicide:

sockingtonsworth
Dec 17, 2013

anything with a floating bridge

Dirt
May 26, 2003

Declan MacManus posted:

protip: umphrey's mcgee is also terrible

Nope.

Jake Cinninger is one of my favorite guitarists, and Umphrey's is the only jamband I can stand these days. I've seen them live around 40 times. The only bad thing about Umphrey's shows is the sea of white people "dancing" during the show. Also for some reason a lot of frat boys like Umphrey's. I have no idea why.

Jake is the man, even if he does play some ugly rear end guitars from time to time:





They are also the only jamband to do a "metal" song I've ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uKcJL4rjM8

Dirt fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Jan 10, 2014

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Dirt posted:

Nope.

Jake Cinninger is one of my favorite guitarists, and Umphrey's is the only jamband I can stand these days. I've seen them live around 40 times. The only bad thing about Umphrey's shows is the sea of white people "dancing" during the show. Also for some reason a lot of frat boys like Umphrey's. I have no idea why.

Jake is the man, even if he does play some ugly rear end guitars from time to time:





They are also the only jamband to do a "metal" song I've ever seen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uKcJL4rjM8

they have some cool parts, but uh, they riff on those cool parts for about four minutes too long, just like every other jam band

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

i'd probably be way into it if i was on some psychadelics and i bet the live show is a blast in an altered state but that wizard burial ground song is Real Bad

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

it's like damage inc. just can't get off the ground

e: oh gently caress just got to the synth solo jesus christ

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
We're getting away from ugly guitars and into ugly guitarists and ugly guitar music.

Let's get back on track:

Via shopgoodwill.com, where First Act, Harmony, and other guitars with built-in speakers end up after one or two strings break:

A Kay:

http://www.shopgoodwill.com/auctions/1960s-Kay-Electric-Sunburst-Guitar-15229193.html

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




Haha holy poo poo, I had no idea he pulled a Carrot Top. Good for him I guess.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

CannedMacabre posted:

We're getting away from ugly guitars and into ugly guitarists and ugly guitar music.

Let's get back on track:

Via shopgoodwill.com, where First Act, Harmony, and other guitars with built-in speakers end up after one or two strings break:

A Kay:

http://www.shopgoodwill.com/auctions/1960s-Kay-Electric-Sunburst-Guitar-15229193.html



but where's the bridge

Dirt
May 26, 2003

So these are a thing:





The Doctor Who fan in me sort of thinks they are neat. But I've been playing guitar a lot longer than I have been watching Doctor Who, so they kind of make me die a little inside.


Here is a nice video of a GuiTARDIS :sigh: in action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OUX3RE_3gI

The dude who makes it looks like about what you would think a guy who would make one of these would look like.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqeUdrADo7M

Rob Ford
Aug 12, 2013

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yovHDmbSmd8

Wait for it.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
sSuch a lame instrument with such a cool name



ITS THE loving MEGATAR

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

are those d-tuners at the bottom because that would take it to the next level

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006


Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Declan MacManus posted:

are those d-tuners at the bottom because that would take it to the next level

i have no idea. I was looking at the article for the chapman stick and THE MEGATAR was one of the related articles.

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Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.

This guitar has no wood and sounds like every other guitar. Does this mean white smoke gives the same tone as wood?

Odddzy fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Jan 11, 2014

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