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Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

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Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Part of why Foxy Grandpa works for me is you don't need the dialogue. In some instances it helps, but it isn't strictly required. I know most current strips are "past" visual slapstick type gags, but imagine trying to get any laughs out of almost any of them if they were pantomime strips.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Everett True
January 29 & 30, 1918


Axemaniac better look out!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
"filth hound" is my new phrase for the day. Thanks Everett! :v:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

quote:

Frighteningly, Computoon is actually being topical.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Pakled posted:

Everett True
January 29 & 30, 1918


Axemaniac better look out!

What I wouldn't give to see turn of the century graffiti. How do you tag a poster to expose the models ankles?

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

This comic was almost something else!

Dan Piraro posted:

I confess that when I was drawing this cartoon, I really, really, really wanted to use Thel and Jeffy from Family Circus as the characters in the museum. I’m sure Jeff Keane would have gotten a kick out of it, but in the end I decided it was a little too disrespectful to his father, the late, great Bil Keane, who was a personal friend of mine and just about everybody’s in the National Cartoonists Society. So just use your imagination for an extra giggle.

BarbarousBertha
Aug 2, 2007

Daddy watches decapitation and dismemberment porn? :stonk:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Indolent Bastard posted:

What I wouldn't give to see turn of the century graffiti. How do you tag a poster to expose the models ankles?

I imagine it's not particularly different from what you'd get these days. The high art of drawing dicks on things goes back to at least Roman times, if not earlier.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I imagine it's not particularly different from what you'd get these days. The high art of drawing dicks on things goes back to at least Roman times, if not earlier.

The preserved graffiti from Pompeii is pretty funny.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

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Captain_Maclaine posted:

I imagine it's not particularly different from what you'd get these days. The high art of drawing dicks on things goes back to at least Roman times, if not earlier.

B-o-r-i-n-g....

But you are probably right.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

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Tunicate posted:

The preserved graffiti from Pompeii is pretty funny.

My favorite graffiti is in the Hagia Sophia. The content isn't any big deal, but bored viking bodyguards in a Muslim temple is an amazing image.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (August 23-25, 1926)





Vastakaiun
Apr 16, 2008

Indolent Bastard posted:

My favorite graffiti is in the Hagia Sophia. The content isn't any big deal, but bored viking bodyguards in a Muslim temple is an amazing image.

It would've been an Orthodox church back when the vikings were around. :eng101:

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

Moomin and the Martians


Almost anything the Martian does would be a great Av, I think, so adorable. :3:

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Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Vastakaiun posted:

It would've been an Orthodox church back when the vikings were around. :eng101:

The point stands!

That building, mostly through coincidence, ended up being such an amazing historical treasure :allears:

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Vastakaiun posted:

It would've been an Orthodox church back when the vikings were around. :eng101:

Regardless, the fact that pious persons of one devotion or another hired heathen bodyguards to kill their enemies on holy days is amazing.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

At last, a chance to use :bick:

Calvin And Hobbes


Basic Instructions is a comic written by a comedian, and features instructions for life's tricky situations!


Since I can't imagine anyone actually carrying about it, though, here's Beardo, which cannot get punchline timing correct to save its life.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
Thorn (October 11-12, 1983)



Nina's Adventures (November 10, 1993)

Gotta agree with Nina. Public transportation could use improvement in the 'States.

Lucky Cow (February 23-25, 2004)


Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

LtStorm posted:

I will say I like the faces here, and feel they convey Luann's frustration very well. The only detail is that this would work a lot loving better if, say, her dad had called her while she was in the middle of making out to remind her she's late and needs to be home now, instead of this self-governing bullshit.
I fully expected the parents to show up at Makeout Point and knock on the steamed-up window.


Nikaer Drekin posted:

That would be awesome for sure, but if he were still alive an older Laurence Tierney probably would have been perfect. I even found a picture of him in the True hat!

Voting for William Frawley with a pillow up his vest.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club

Too bad the same thing happens when you try sticking a fork in this week's strips.

Dick Tracy

Tracy will bend any law to keep his best bud out of jail.

Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Got it, Yancey. Now to go back to the front and attack another British officer.

Pibgorn

It's not surprising to see today's strip taking place in the gutter.

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary catchup (although I think these are reruns :( )





Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

Don't you know the joys of a sedentary lifestyle?

Retail

My my. It's nice to see someone take initiative.

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

But Bleeker, you had an existential crisis once too that you got over by having Grammy K tell you to stop moping and get over it. Although Slinkys are good too.

Dustin

Why should he be? The happy holidays have passed into unhappy January and now he's just realized that those big juicy burgers on tv are all a lie???

On the Fastrack

"Anything to get you to stop internet detectiving me behind my back."

Safe Havens

Useful skill for any budding psychopath.

ukulele bastard
Dec 5, 2006

Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole, Barbara Streisand!
Yeah, I'm still around...

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004

Midnight Moth posted:

Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog

But Bleeker, you had an existential crisis once too that you got over by having Grammy K tell you to stop moping and get over it. Although Slinkys are good too.

I'm impressed that Bleeker did something proactive for a change.

Yes, Red and Rover would be vastly improved if the dog didn't think-talk.

Also, it stinks.

Lio...uh....

He's going to drink his bathwater? He's happy to have a mudbutt? Gross.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Mark Trail

The bear is digging up the artefacts because it smells the maple syrup spilled on them! Oh my god.

Apartment 3G

They're not the wrong men, they're just drawn that way.

Juliet Jones

Lady, you don't need a rest, you need therapy.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Heathcliff


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom


Pickles


The Amazing Spider-man


Classic Prince Valiant

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Luann



Pros and Cons



Sally Forth

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

This Mandrake arc keeps getting better and better. :allears:

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Mechahamster
Oct 9, 2007
Tiny paws of doom
Right, the Comic Strip Megathread certainly is the last thread I expected massive Breaking Bad spoilers :(

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

Mechahamster posted:

Right, the Comic Strip Megathread certainly is the last thread I expected massive Breaking Bad spoilers :(

"Face Off" original air date: Oct. 9, 2011

It's almost like complaining about Citizen Kane spoilers at this point.

VictorGrunn
Feb 15, 2004
Ye Guilty

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom

Gotta admit, the dude's right. That girl get clocked in the head just for asking about getting into that part of the jungle.

Also wait, the Phantom guards a fortune? I vaguely remember this. Pirate loot to fund what he's doing? I guess it'd look pretty rotten if he was mooching off the locals for centuries.

Mechahamster
Oct 9, 2007
Tiny paws of doom

Helicity posted:

"Face Off" original air date: Oct. 9, 2011

It's almost like complaining about Citizen Kane spoilers at this point.

Look, I'm just saying that I'm currently halfway through season 4 on DVD as I live in a poo poo part of the world that doesn't actually air the show itself and I've been trying very, very hard to avoid anything Breaking Bad related on the internet and that a Garfield edit was the last place I expected my viewing pleasure to be ruined. It's more a complaint about the absurd nature of the internet than spoiling in general.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Everett True
February 1 & 2, 1918

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts (January 14, 1967)



It's hard for a soldier to be intimidating when he's only a couple of feet tall.

Funky Winkerbean



Popeye



It's a little less hard to talk about divided loyalties with Swee'pea over the other characters, who don't usually have any loyalties. That said, he turned really quickly, didn't he.

Rip Haywire



Pogo (January 14, 1956)



"Don't screw around unless you're ready to give us a near-death experience, buddy."

Out Our Way (March 24-25, 1924)





Oh yeah, cowboys...there's going to be a lot these coming. There was a six year period after J.R. Williams dropped out of school where he was either working on ranches when he wasn't in machine shops.



Above: Our cartoonist in his natural habitat. His friend is named Lizard.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Jan 11, 2014

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac is timely today!

ukulele bastard
Dec 5, 2006

Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cock, butthole, Barbara Streisand!

Mechahamster posted:

Look, I'm just saying that I'm currently halfway through season 4 on DVD as I live in a poo poo part of the world that doesn't actually air the show itself and I've been trying very, very hard to avoid anything Breaking Bad related on the internet and that a Garfield edit was the last place I expected my viewing pleasure to be ruined. It's more a complaint about the absurd nature of the internet than spoiling in general.

I genuinely feel bad now. I figured I was late to the Breaking Bad party and didn't even think about spoiling others. At least any future Hectorfield cartoons I do will be from earlier in the series.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Bloom County

Amanda Palmer does kind of look like a penguin, now that I think about it.

Calvin And Hobbes

I believe this is the only time Susie got a strip to herself.

Ben seems to have the same set-up as Pickles, but with an art style similar to Cow And Boy.

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RevKrule
Jul 9, 2001

Thrilling the forums since 2001

Midnight Moth posted:


Dustin

Why should he be? The happy holidays have passed into unhappy January and now he's just realized that those big juicy burgers on tv are all a lie???

Let's hope he didn't ask for a large.

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