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esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Spacedad posted:

Visually trying to poison people with misinformation as to what 'entitlements' are. Charming.

Preaching to the choir here, but entitlements are literally your money that you paid into something that you are entitled to. Not 'welfare queen handouts' or other bullshit.

Dishonest poo poo like this really comes down to greedy fucks trying to raid social security by confusing people. loving fuckity loving ARRRRRGH.

A more accurate image about what they're really trying to accomplish with this crap would be a big fatcat rich hand reaching into someone's back pocket wallet for their entitlement money.

It's easy to think of them in the Fox way because it is supported by the :v: "govt never did anything for me" :v: mentality with a splash of delusional invincibility.

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

joeburz posted:

It's easy to think of them in the Fox way because it is supported by the :v: "govt never did anything for me" :v: mentality with a splash of delusional invincibility.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTwpBLzxe4U

agarjogger
May 16, 2011
The government can still do things for you, and still be the government, but never our government. That's going to be the undertone for every 'hapless private business' story Fox runs. If you want to try and make a fundamental distinction between the people in a Medicare office building and those in a Kaiser office building, it's way easier if you've already otherized the first bunch.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
"Unlike the feds who can't stick to a budget to save their rear end. I work hard for my unemployment and my disability, but the government ain't got poo poo left because they keep givin' it all away to the takers."

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Lycus posted:

"Unlike the feds who can't stick to a budget to save their rear end. I work hard for my unemployment and my disability, but the government ain't got poo poo left because they keep givin' it all away to the takers."
You know you're hitting it out of the park when even Glen Beck is rendered speechless by your stupidity.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
I kind of wonder what it's like to work at Fox News, whose entire programming is devoted to feeding old people and idiots whatever they want to hear, when most people working there are probably smart enough to know better.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Mercury_Storm posted:

I kind of wonder what it's like to work at Fox News, whose entire programming is devoted to feeding old people and idiots whatever they want to hear, when most people working there are probably smart enough to know better.

Wonder no more!

http://www.alternet.org/books/liberal-fox-mole

Here's the link to his full book - http://www.amazon.com/An-Atheist-FOXhole-Eight-Year-Right-Wing/dp/0525953957

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Hating your own audience is the norm, not the exception, in TV.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Stossel has figured who is to blame for income inequality...women

quote:

Stossel said on Fox News’ Fox & Friends that the “War on Poverty” only helped the nation’s poor for five years. After that, progress stopped because people — particularly women — learned to depend on government handouts, he explained.

“They taught women, ‘better not have a man in your house because you’ll get more money if there’s no guy there,’” Stossel remarked. “And so people adjusted their behavior. And now they want more handout — what didn’t work, the handouts — they want to do more of.”

“And my point is that you’re going to get income inequality when people are free,” he continued. “Some people will do much better than others, and that’s okay because under that system the poor do better too.”

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Is Stossel retarded?

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

beatlegs posted:

Is Stossel retarded?

Yes.

agarjogger
May 16, 2011
Brains that have the same answer to every possible problem do not get much exercise. Someone starts paying the brain to think this way, and these guys become functional drug addicts.

PeterWeller
Apr 21, 2003

I told you that story so I could tell you this one.

beatlegs posted:

Is Stossel retarded?

He literally had the wits slapped out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0q44ALM7jo&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012

No. He just made a very conscious decision to be a paid shill. He could have busted his rear end 10 hours a day to try and save consumers a few bucks, but the few of them who even remembered his name would only have words of thanks for him, and those are a dime a dozen.

Now he can just pull plutocrat-serving bullshit out of his rear end with a smug smile, and people will line up to pay him for it. There's never a bear market in telling the rich and powerful how good their farts smell.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Why can't I get tired of that video.

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


SedanChair posted:

Why can't I get tired of that video.

Is the video right that the dude sued for thousands because of it? Seriously hate this guy.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

SedanChair posted:

Why can't I get tired of that video.

My favorite punch video of a media member

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_F3oev06i0

Sankis
Mar 8, 2004

But I remember the fella who told me. Big lad. Arms as thick as oak trees, a stunning collection of scars, nice eye patch. A REAL therapist he was. Er wait. Maybe it was rapist?



It's even better when you see the edited out portion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LRyuOOBx4Y

He totally started it.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

beatlegs posted:

Is Stossel retarded?

Worse... libertarian.

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
I never watch Fox News and usually keep my right-wing craziness intake to catching Beck, Rush, or Mark Levin, but I joined this new gym and they had Fox News on the TV near me, with The Kelly File on. I gotta tell you, I've never seen so many race-baiting stories, with complementary inflammatory headlines, in my entire drat life. Nor did I know that Megyn Kelly had her own show!

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

agarjogger posted:

Brains that have the same answer to every possible problem do not get much exercise. Someone starts paying the brain to think this way, and these guys become functional drug addicts.

I forget the exact quote but the effect of it is "if a man's income relies on failing to understand something the man will never be capable of understanding it." Really, it applies here. The problem is that you have people whose jobs rely on deliberately misunderstanding certain things. They're paid to believe that social programs are all bad no matter what so of course they'll believe that.

Even if these people once realized the lies they're spreading another snag is that if you repeat a lie enough times you start to believe it. Maybe there's some inkling, deep inside, that they're wrong but it's since been buried in :byodood: ARE FREEDUMS!!!! :byodood:

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I don't trust the US government but I trust someone who's advertising butts up against e-cig commercials to open up his warehouse of gold and supply me with my share when the nation tanks. Smart thinking.

I literally heard a radio advertisement for bittcoins today. cloudhashing.com!
It was literally the best ad I've heard. marketing digital cryptocurrency to viewers of the Alex Jones show? Alex Jones who thinks your car's GPS and OnStar systems are a nefarious government plot are going to trust secret lists of all your transactions ever? It's gold! (And by gold, I mean bittcoin!)

FMguru posted:

You know you're hitting it out of the park when even Glen Beck is rendered speechless by your stupidity.
Nothing can be hit out of Beck's park, it's a strategically designed echo chamber where nothing ever leaves.


EDIT:
Sean Hannity has been offically replaced with Savage in Chicago as of the new year, and gentlemen: It's glorious.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



BUSH 2112 posted:

I never watch Fox News and usually keep my right-wing craziness intake to catching Beck, Rush, or Mark Levin, but I joined this new gym and they had Fox News on the TV near me, with The Kelly File on. I gotta tell you, I've never seen so many race-baiting stories, with complementary inflammatory headlines, in my entire drat life. Nor did I know that Megyn Kelly had her own show!
Yeah she's their new star, she chased Greta Van Susteren off of weekly primetime, and I think is beginning to push Hannity to the side.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

HootTheOwl posted:

Sean Hannity has been offically replaced with Savage in Chicago as of the new year, and gentlemen: It's glorious.

Same in Detroit!

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


sleepingbuddha posted:

All the media coverage I have seen has also done this. I honestly had no idea those other criticisms were in the book, I just figured he was trying to sell the book by capitalizing on anti-Obama sentiment.

The Wall Street Journal has an excerpt for free on their site.

I read the excerpt that talks about Obama, and no more than two paragraph after, we get this gem:

Robert Gates posted:

Such difficulties within the executive branch were nothing compared with the pain of dealing with Congress. Congress is best viewed from a distance—the farther the better—because up close, it is truly ugly. I saw most of Congress as uncivil, incompetent at fulfilling their basic constitutional responsibilities (such as timely appropriations), micromanagerial, parochial, hypocritical, egotistical, thin-skinned and prone to put self (and re-election) before country.

He also refers to inheriting bad wars from Rumsfeld, and talks a bit about the similarities between Bush and Obama. Also, the National Security Staff is a horrible group, according to him.

It's an interesting read, and I'll be looking for it when I get back. It'd be awesome to get a signed copy to put up next to my 'Known and Unknown' signed copy. That was a fun experience getting that one.

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

J.A.B.C. posted:

It's an interesting read, and I'll be looking for it when I get back. It'd be awesome to get a signed copy to put up next to my 'Known and Unknown' signed copy. That was a fun experience getting that one.

Did Rumsfeld morph into his lizard form? :ohdear:

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Rhesus Pieces posted:

Did Rumsfeld morph into his lizard form? :ohdear:

Not quite. It was just a surreal experience, after I had just gotten an interview frrom him and his chief of staff for a print story.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

AsInHowe posted:

Same in Detroit!

And New York. Actually, they cut the last hour for a non-partisan local cable news anchor. As I mentioned a while back, Hannity ad a falling out with the owner of those stations:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/hannity-signs-deal-with-premiere-after-nasty-split-with-cumulus/

Lord Lilf
Aug 12, 2007

by exmarx

That is good for the soul.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Fox News has some of the best intros

At least they got the geography right.

ReindeerF fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Jan 11, 2014

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Is this some sort of inside joke? Is this real? Can someone be this ... simple?
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/368166/have-you-seen-hat-rich-lowry



I read through the comments and no one seems to suggests it's a reference to anything. In fact some are as perplexed as I.

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
Hey, Dittohead "Global Warming?" :smug: assholes (my coworkers).

It's January 11th in Charlotte, only 10:40 in the morning and it's already 55 degrees and supersaturated humidity; headed for a high of 64! January 11th.
I'm gonna have to turn my a/c on today and it's gonna be warmer tomorrow.

Will this shut up my "there's been 17 years of Global COOLING" coworker?

Of course it won't.

Global Warming is a hoax, scientists know nothing, except for those scientist who just said it's been cooling for 17 years now...

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010

HootTheOwl posted:

EDIT:
Sean Hannity has been offically replaced with Savage in Chicago as of the new year, and gentlemen: It's glorious.

In DC Hannity got demoted from FM to a dinkwatt AM when Savage replaced him. I caught some of Hannity on XM where he went on about a corporate secret or something on a "competing 2 hour show" that would be bad if it got out. Bitter much Sean?

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

Dr. Faustus posted:

Hey, Dittohead "Global Warming?" :smug: assholes (my coworkers).

It's January 11th in Charlotte, only 10:40 in the morning and it's already 55 degrees and supersaturated humidity; headed for a high of 64! January 11th.
I'm gonna have to turn my a/c on today and it's gonna be warmer tomorrow.

Will this shut up my "there's been 17 years of Global COOLING" coworker?

Of course it won't.

Global Warming is a hoax, scientists know nothing, except for those scientist who just said it's been cooling for 17 years now...

Yeah we've had a 30 degree Celcius swing in Toronto in less than a week. Totes normal. For January.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
I think my favorite thing to do in short moments of downtime these days is open drudge, click on the least political sounding link I can find, and watch the comments section explode with people ranting about lieberals!!!

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Dr. Faustus posted:

Hey, Dittohead "Global Warming?" :smug: assholes (my coworkers).

It's January 11th in Charlotte, only 10:40 in the morning and it's already 55 degrees and supersaturated humidity; headed for a high of 64! January 11th.
I'm gonna have to turn my a/c on today and it's gonna be warmer tomorrow.

Will this shut up my "there's been 17 years of Global COOLING" coworker?

Of course it won't.

Global Warming is a hoax, scientists know nothing, except for those scientist who just said it's been cooling for 17 years now...

Although climate change is going to be a worldwide catastrophe in a few decades I have a morbid curiosity about how the deniers are going to deny their denial once things have gotten bad enough to show their bullshit for what it is.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Axetrain posted:

Although climate change is going to be a worldwide catastrophe in a few decades I have a morbid curiosity about how the deniers are going to deny their denial once things have gotten bad enough to show their bullshit for what it is.

The only people affected by Global Warming are people on islands who nobody really pays attention to though.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Nonsense posted:

The only people affected by Global Warming are people on islands who nobody really pays attention to though.

Like the Island of Manhattan.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Zeroisanumber posted:

Like the Island of Manhattan.

You mean where those people live?

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Phone posted:

You mean where those people live?

I know they're scumbags, one and all, but we still shouldn't otherize.

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