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Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
Well, that's to be expected if Hayes in the pic.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

achillesforever6 posted:

Andre's teeth really freak me out, they just look so weird
A classic sign of gigantism, broad-spaced teeth. The jaw grows bigger, but the teeth remain the same size.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Gonzo McFee posted:

Awkward Prom photos.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Say Nothing posted:

A classic sign of gigantism, broad-spaced teeth. The jaw grows bigger, but the teeth remain the same size.


He also has like 400 of them.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Has anyone ever actually seen Andre's feet? He may be a Rob Liefeld character.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

fatherdog posted:

Has anyone ever actually seen Andre's feet? He may be a Rob Liefeld character.

production was to always shoot andre from the shins up to make him appear far taller than he actually was. height.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

triplexpac posted:

I feel like Larry Zbysko needs to own this shirt



The idiot who made that shirt misspelled chest

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

fatherdog posted:

Has anyone ever actually seen Andre's feet? He may be a Rob Liefeld character.

His singlet doesn't have nearly enough pouches.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Maybe my favorite Andre pic:






fatherdog posted:

Has anyone ever actually seen Andre's feet? He may be a Rob Liefeld character.

Proof of feet:

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family

Please do not ever provide context for this, tia

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Supreme Allah posted:

Proof of feet:


Size 24, apparently.


Andre used to play jokes on friend by picking up their cars and turning them sideways so they couldn't get out of parking spots.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Say Nothing posted:

Size 24, apparently.


Andre used to play jokes on friend by picking up their cars and turning them sideways so they couldn't get out of parking spots.

He also once did this to some college kids who were trying to pick a fight with him (:cripes:), and left them stranded in the parking lot. I really wish I could have been a fly on the wall when some drunk college kids explained to a cop that their car was on its side because,"A giant" tipped it over.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Require More Fire posted:

Please do not ever provide context for this, tia

Sadly, it's pretty obvious if you've ever seen it before.

Looks to be the aftermath of a facial mold taking. Straws were for breathing.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Gonzo McFee posted:

Awkward Prom photos.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

He also once did this to some college kids who were trying to pick a fight with him (:cripes:), and left them stranded in the parking lot. I really wish I could have been a fly on the wall when some drunk college kids explained to a cop that their car was on its side because,"A giant" tipped it over.
How big and scary do you have to be before people will stop trying to pick fights with you?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


frank mir?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Say Nothing posted:

How big and scary do you have to be before people will stop trying to pick fights with you?

Literally impossible as long as alcohol exists.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Cool, they're rebooting Hellraiser?

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Say Nothing posted:

How big and scary do you have to be before people will stop trying to pick fights with you?

The bigger you are, the more wannabe tough guys want to fight you.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

Gavok posted:

Cool, they're rebooting Hellraiser?
Why, yes, as a matter of fact.

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

404GoonNotFound posted:

Sadly, it's pretty obvious if you've ever seen it before.

Looks to be the aftermath of a facial mold taking. Straws were for breathing.

I looked it up and, sorry man, that ain't it.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

John Cena posted:

frank mir?

Francisco S Miranda III

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

404GoonNotFound posted:

Sadly, it's pretty obvious if you've ever seen it before.

Looks to be the aftermath of a facial mold taking. Straws were for breathing.

Not even close to that cool.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Memento posted:

Not even close to that cool.

Well gently caress, there go my plans for Halloween this year.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

404GoonNotFound posted:

Sadly, it's pretty obvious if you've ever seen it before.

Looks to be the aftermath of a facial mold taking. Straws were for breathing.

Except that's not it.

He was getting his roots and beard bleached, and was breathing through the straws because ammonia on your face sucks.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

VogeGandire posted:

Except that's not it.

He was getting his roots and beard bleached, and was breathing through the straws because ammonia on your face sucks.

That makes more sense. As much as I love Raven, I can't see any huge merchandising plans that would require a face mold in his immediate future.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Hoarr
Sep 6, 2013
Had a good time at Booker T's Reality of Wrestling show on Saturday and going through his Twitter gave me this glorious photo:


Stevie Ray, Booker T, Shelton Benjamin and The Boogeyman [December 15th, 2013] *Click to Enlarge*

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

The bigger you are, the more wannabe tough guys want to fight you.
Even trained guard dogs cowered away from Andre. Humans are stupid, especially drunk humans.

Dey Yah
Dec 18, 2010
edit: wrong thread

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Someone mentioned Ultimate Warrior's comic in the assholes thread. I dug it out, and realized he invented Crossfit.



TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
That's not actually the Warrior's comic. That's a WWF comic. Warrior's own comic was completely bugfuck insane.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

TL posted:

That's not actually the Warrior's comic. That's a WWF comic. Warrior's own comic was completely bugfuck insane.

Here is the opening pages of the Christmas Special

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control
God drat Warrior is awesome. I love that crazy rear end in a top hat.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Now how the hell did Yoshihiko convince him to do a spot like that?

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