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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
It appears that England have forgotten how holding a ball in your hand works.

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Unimpressed
Feb 13, 2013

Holy gently caress, are England trying to prove they can make as many fielding mistakes in an ODI as they made in the last test series?

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Bopara should quit this team so he can help the Sixers make the final.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

I like this English Cricket Comedy Show. I hope it gets renewed for the next season

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:
0/271 final score calling it now. :v:

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

aejix posted:

Hahahahahaha Bresnan that was magical
I really want a gif of that. It was incredible.

What on earth were England thinking not picking a spinner? These two will cruise home with a ton each at this rate

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Fanatic posted:

0/271 final score calling it now. :v:

Hope you didn't put money on that.

Stokes continues to be England's only shining light.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
Haha Warner out to Root.

Nice job picking a specialist spinner, England.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Did anyone see how disinterested Cook was in that catch.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Cook busy flossing.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Cook seems like a horrible captain, why was he picked?

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Because Broad is being rested

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!

Byolante posted:

Cook seems like a horrible captain, why was he picked?

To spite Piers Morgan.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Watson out for a duck. My day is made :)

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
Shane Watson, ladies and gentlemen.

sweetroy
May 23, 2011
thats a space bar

man i hate yall
watto useless in every form of the game

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
Wato! :downsbravo:

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Watson moved like the titanic in the field and batted terribly. Just give the guy a rest.

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Hope you didn't put money on that.

Stokes continues to be England's only shining light.
Aww I go to take the garbage out and look what happens. I think I'm more disappointed I missed the Watto duck though :lol:.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
At least the women have shown a bit of fightback. Aus are 55-5 chasing 185 in the final innings.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

If that Schapelle "television event" comes to any other conclusion than "Did she do it? Yes. She totally did." Then I weep for Australia.

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
They'll probably blame Ketut as a shameless plug for insurance

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

aejix posted:

They'll probably blame Ketut as a shameless plug for insurance

Will travel insurance keep you out of an indonesian jail?

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

Aaron Finch is a big bloke. 90kg @ 176cm :stare:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

MysticalMachineGun posted:

If that Schapelle "television event" comes to any other conclusion than "Did she do it? Yes. She totally did." Then I weep for Australia.

The fact it even exists is enough to weep. Holy gently caress, who the hell cares about some dope smuggler?!?!?

Probably more interesting than this ODI however. Zzzzzzzzzzzz

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

MysticalMachineGun posted:

If that Schapelle "television event" comes to any other conclusion than "Did she do it? Yes. She totally did." Then I weep for Australia.

Last time I went travelling, when I checked my bag in, they weighed it. Corbys defense was that someone else put the kilos of weed in her bag after she checked in. Seems simple to work out to me.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
gently caress you Boyd Rankin and gently caress you especially Ashley Giles.

This team is more depressing to watch than the terrible 90's sides, and that takes some doing.

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.

Windmill Hut posted:

Aaron Finch is a big bloke. 90kg @ 176cm :stare:
The new Keg On Legs. I was going to say Sontaran but I don't think those guys chewed bubble gum.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Cat Terrist posted:

The fact it even exists is enough to weep. Holy gently caress, who the hell cares about some dope smuggler?!?!?

Gotta watch ACA this Monday to find out about these filthy Mexican, errrr, Kiwi scum that come over here and take our jobs and change our laws.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

tarbrush posted:

gently caress you Boyd Rankin and gently caress you especially Ashley Giles.

He should be up in the stands in a Big Bird outfit. He'd probably look more threatening.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
James Brayshaw is actually in love with "the big show". He isn't even that good.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
Jesus Christ learn to loving play cricket you fuckwitted arseholes!

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
This is probably how they fit everybody into the Melbourne stars. Mcguire says to the player that they're not going to be paid much but he'll get his mates in the commentary box to talk him up a lot and that'll help out his long term career/IPL prospects.

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Aug 17, 2004

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tarbrush posted:

Jesus Christ learn to loving play cricket you fuckwitted arseholes!

Next thread title.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax

Burn Down Canberra posted:

James Brayshaw is actually in love with "the big show". He isn't even that good.

He has an enormous ego, but then again, he's from loving Kew. The "Big Show", from the wealthy inner east. Fuckwit.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Airstream Driver posted:

Gotta watch ACA

False :)

Finch did really well. Although there were a few loose shots that should have been punished in his innings.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

:siren: ENGLAND HOLD A CATCH :siren:

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
The comeback begins! :suicide:

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

I was hoping Rankin would be poo poo but this has been beyond my wildest dreams.

The fact they haven't picked a spinner gives you an insight into the mind of Ashley Giles. Probably thinks they're all too attacking for his liking.

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Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Maxwell has an amazing ability to swing wildly at everything and never make any contact

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