The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

_{Lousy Tokelau and his money...}

I don't need any more money, I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars, and my gold house, and my rocket car, I don't need anything else.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 09:45

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Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I don't need any more money, I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my health, and my millions of dollars, and my gold house, and my rocket car, I don't need anything else.

I'll take that gold, if'n you please.

# ? Jan 11, 2014 09:55

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Man Alive! posted:

I'll take that gold, if'n you please.

Money fight!

# ? Jan 11, 2014 18:46

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Writer Cath posted:

Money fight!

Good Lord! You're wasting thousands of dollars' worth of Interferon!

# ? Jan 11, 2014 18:53

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Man Alive! posted:

I'll take that gold, if'n you please.

Hey... that wasn't the gold inspector. :ohdear:

# ? Jan 11, 2014 20:58

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Writer Cath posted:

Money fight!

Aw, I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for my money! Why don't I just lay down and die?!

# ? Jan 11, 2014 23:30

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Class3KillStorm posted:

Aw, I can't take his money. I can't print my own money. I have to work for my money! Why don't I just lay down and die?!

Oh everything's cruel according to you.

Keeping him chained us in the backyard is cruel.
Pulling his tail is cruel.
Yelling in his ears is cruel.

Everything is cruel! So excuse me if I'm cruel!

# ? Jan 11, 2014 23:36

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Oh everything's cruel according to you.

Keeping him chained us in the backyard is cruel.
Pulling his tail is cruel.
Yelling in his ears is cruel.

Everything is cruel! So excuse me if I'm cruel!

Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!

# ? Jan 12, 2014 01:26

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!

If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

# ? Jan 12, 2014 01:58

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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I wrote this poem for you. It's called 'Cat Math'.

Four paws plus nine lives plus one tail equals one special cat.
One special cat minus nine lives equals one sad little girl.

:cry:

# ? Jan 12, 2014 02:21

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Captain Foxy posted:

I wrote this poem for you. It's called 'Cat Math'.

Four paws plus nine lives plus one tail equals one special cat.
One special cat minus nine lives equals one sad little girl.

Unless your cat really died in which case my condolences

# ? Jan 12, 2014 02:23

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

I didn't know dogs really do that.

# ? Jan 12, 2014 02:43

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Captain Foxy posted:

I wrote this poem for you. It's called 'Cat Math'.

Four paws plus nine lives plus one tail equals one special cat.
One special cat minus nine lives equals one sad little girl.

I had a cat named Snowball.
She died!
She died!
Mom said she was sleeping.
She lied!
She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?

I'm sorry for your loss.

# ? Jan 12, 2014 03:25

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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Samuel Clemens posted:

I had a cat named Snowball.
She died!
She died!
Mom said she was sleeping.
She lied!
She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?

I'm sorry for your loss.

He's killing him softly with his saw!
Killing him softly?
With his saw!

My cat's not dead, he's sleeping on top of the dog's face.

# ? Jan 12, 2014 03:35

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Captain Foxy posted:

He's killing him softly with his saw!
Killing him softly?
With his saw!

My cat's not dead, he's sleeping on top of the dog's face.

If you need any butter, it's under my face.

# ? Jan 12, 2014 04:15

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Captain Foxy posted:

My cat's not dead, he's sleeping on top of the dog's face.

No, he's just.... up-side down. ....and inside-out.

# ? Jan 12, 2014 04:36

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Captain Foxy posted:

He's killing him softly with his saw!
Killing him softly?
With his saw!

My cat's not dead, he's sleeping on top of the dog's face.

That's my face, you idiot! :mad:

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# ? Jan 12, 2014 04:38

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

You goons were all great! Cats back for everyone! :ussr:

# ? Jan 12, 2014 04:42

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You goons were all great! Cats back for everyone!

My quote was a dog!

# ? Jan 12, 2014 04:45

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Mister Kingdom posted:

My quote was a dog!

Is cat now!

Mister Kingdom posted:

# ? Jan 12, 2014 04:52

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Good Lord! You're wasting thousands of dollars' worth of Interferon!

I think I'm blind :smith:

# ? Jan 12, 2014 04:53

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Writer Cath posted:

I think I'm blind

I can see through time. :stare:

# ? Jan 12, 2014 05:14

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You goons were all great! Cats back for everyone!

Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreement: here's your turtle, alive and well.

# ? Jan 12, 2014 06:41

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Is cat now!

Hello, Mr. Chipmunk. You're a Northern reticulated chipmunk. Yes, you are. You are so reticulated. :3:

# ? Jan 12, 2014 06:44

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Crackerman posted:

I can see through time.

Remember the time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?

# ? Jan 12, 2014 11:47

monsteroftheweek: Oct 9, 2012

Man Alive! posted:

Remember the time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?

And remember that time I let that escaped criminal into the house because he was dressed like Man Alive? Well, you have a gambling problem!

# ? Jan 12, 2014 13:10

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Crackerman posted:

I can see through time.

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! :catdrugs:

# ? Jan 12, 2014 13:22

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Man Alive! posted:

Remember the time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?

Look alive, boys, a couple of stewed prunes heading your way.

# ? Jan 12, 2014 13:28

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

mrfart posted:

Look alive, boys, a couple of stewed prunes heading your way.

Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:07

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

mrfart posted:

Look alive, boys, a couple of stewed prunes heading your way.

Hey! That's a pretty sorry looking wagon you got there, mister. :clint:

# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

monsteroftheweek posted:

And remember that time I let that escaped criminal into the house because he was dressed like Man Alive? Well, you have a gambling problem!

Authorities say the phony Man Alive! can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth.

# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:27

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

jscolon2.0 posted:

Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Uhhhhh, yes? :confused:

# ? Jan 12, 2014 17:39

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-diddily-arged!

# ? Jan 12, 2014 18:06

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

TMMadman posted:

Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-diddily-arged!

High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!

# ? Jan 12, 2014 20:49

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

TMMadman posted:

Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-diddily-arged!

I'll have a Shirley... no, a Virgin... no! Make it a children's... Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!

# ? Jan 12, 2014 20:53

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Man Alive! posted:

Remember the time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?

That's because you were sleeping in an oxygen tent that you believed gave you sexual powers! :mad:

# ? Jan 12, 2014 22:09

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Man Alive! posted:

I'll have a Shirley... no, a Virgin... no! Make it a children's... Oh, what the heck, you only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!

Give us a Super Squishee!

One that's made entirely out of syrup.

# ? Jan 12, 2014 22:22

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

Give us a Super Squishee!

One that's made entirely out of syrup.

If you survive, please come again!

# ? Jan 12, 2014 22:55

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Skeesix posted:

If you survive, please come again!

Yes, yes, I know the drill, I do work in a convenience store you know.

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Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.

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