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JunkDeluxe
Oct 21, 2008
Who is the dude behind Pelé having a wank?

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Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
I think he's covering his penis OP.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


quote:

Andy Carroll ✔ @AndyTCarroll

Over the moon to be back as you can see!! #Package
12:43 PM - 12 Jan 2014

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
I like the direction this thread's taking.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Mean Bean Machine posted:

I like the direction this thread's taking.

I agree.

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

belgend posted:

That's a penis

Knoddus
Oct 30, 2007
Born in a crossfire hurricane
:nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZveg0IsoPw

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Michael Ballsack

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
That's the best thing Ballack's ever done.

You would think that would HURT.

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
Pele could always keep it up

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Sorry to interrupt bonerchat, but here's today's Eusebio tribute at Estadio da Luz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3dUurdwZ10

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
https://mobile.twitter.com/JackWilshere/status/422435227840299008?screen_name=JackWilshere

@JackWilshere: What is the official explanation of the 'Offside Rule' because I genuinely don't know? Someone please help me....

:(

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

serious gaylord posted:

Torn his medial ligament that poo poo hurts op. Season over.

I doubt the kick did it

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jan/11/said-and-done-thomas-hitzlsperger

quote:

Portugal: Braga fan Maria Amélia da Silva Morais, 77, on why she invaded Marítimo's pitch last month: "I behaved badly, but I'll always fight for Braga. I'm a woman with no parents, no husband, no children: my loves are Braga and the church. I've never missed a game, and I never will – even if I'm ill I just take a blanket. Only a stroke could stop me. You know what I'm made of? I am made of iron."

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Scott Bakula posted:

I doubt the kick did it

Medial Ligament damage is caused by force causing the knee to bend to the side. So either the kick did it, or the fall caused by the kick.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I'm still bitter my team lost and its Nasri

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

serious gaylord posted:

Medial Ligament damage is caused by force causing the knee to bend to the side. So either the kick did it, or the fall caused by the kick.

Sorry mate, you're wrong.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

oh em gee bee ess posted:

Sorry mate, you're wrong.

quote:

The Medial Collateral Ligament is the knee ligament located on the inner side of the knee joint. It links the thigh bone and the shin bone. A knee ligament injury is referred to as a sprain, and this knee injury can occur if the knee is twisted or subject to force from an opponent during sport.

The Medial Collateral Ligament is the large ligament on the inside of the knee that links the thigh bone and the shin bone. Damage to a ligament is referred to as a sprain, and depending on the severity of the injury it is classified as first, second or third degree:

A first degree sprain is damage to only a few ligament fibres.
A second degree sprain is damage to a more extensive number of ligament fibres, but the ligament remains intact.
A third degree sprain is a complete rupture of the ligament. Because of the force involved in this injury other structures in the knee, such as the Meniscus (Cartilage) or the Anterior Cruciate Ligament can also be damaged.
The injury is usually caused in one of two classic ways. In collision sports such as football (soccer), rugby, and American football, the Medial ligament can be damaged when an opponent applies a force to the outside aspect of the leg. Alternatively the Medial ligament can be damaged if the studs get caught in turf and the player tries to turn to the side, away from the planted leg .

This isnt the place for this discussion though.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Byolante mate, didn't know you were at the game!

https://vine.co/v/hLWFOmepXln

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Hallowed Turban posted:

Byolante mate, didn't know you were at the game!

https://vine.co/v/hLWFOmepXln

That's a pretty poor monkey gesture

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
When I saw it during the match I just thought 'calm down, calm down' to be frank

Furthermore,

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=411152675684811&set=vb.394644214002324&type=2&theater

Kid is inhuman

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Have an hour to burn? Why not watch 289 Del Piero goals?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-SUyc0nveg

:swoon:

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Hallowed Turban posted:

Byolante mate, didn't know you were at the game!

https://vine.co/v/hLWFOmepXln

lol utter scum

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

T. Finninho posted:

lol utter scum

It's the half arsed way he does it too. Imagine getting banned for life because of that

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

Hallowed Turban posted:

When I saw it during the match I just thought 'calm down, calm down' to be frank

Furthermore,

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=411152675684811&set=vb.394644214002324&type=2&theater

Kid is inhuman

There used to be this thing in Holland called Akka Magazine. Was like futsal at it's most ridiculous. The video you posted reminds me a lot of the stuff that this guy called Issy used to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcj7C7mqDQE

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

T. Finninho posted:

lol utter scum

He's not playing great at the mo but bit harsh I'd say

hopterque
Mar 9, 2007

     sup
I just saw Pele in a subway commercial I'm not really sure what do with my life anymore.


What the gently caress.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

hopterque posted:

I just saw Pele's semi in a TRP forum I'm not really sure what do with my life anymore.


What the gently caress.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

hopterque posted:

I just saw Pele in a subway commercial I'm not really sure what do with my life anymore.


What the gently caress.
Pele's been in adverts for erectile dysfunction, that ship has sailed mate.

stickyfngrdboy
Oct 21, 2010

that first skill he does is incredible i had to watch it three times to see how he did it

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

serious gaylord posted:

Medial Ligament damage is caused by force causing the knee to bend to the side. So either the kick did it, or the fall caused by the kick.

Sounds like he made a medial of it

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

hopterque posted:

I just saw Pele in a subway commercial I'm not really sure what do with my life anymore.


What the gently caress.

Pele will sell anything. Has done for years.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Oh, you poor bastard.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

ZeeBoi posted:

Oh, you poor bastard.



I had a chat with a (now) former keeper of TFC and he was talking about being in CONCACAF champions league, flying in economy class to some random shithole in Nicaragua where the weeds on the pitch were as tall as him and they passed by people with armadillos slung over their shoulders for dinner

Defoe is part of this now

lol

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

blue footed boobie posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JackWilshere/status/422435227840299008?screen_name=JackWilshere

@JackWilshere: What is the official explanation of the 'Offside Rule' because I genuinely don't know? Someone please help me....

:(

cheer up mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1AN9i-FaAU

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

ZeeBoi posted:

Oh, you poor bastard.



Is the R backwards on purpose?

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mrg220t
Mar 5, 2007

Kitty no go hungry again with finger food!!!

Mickolution posted:

Pele will sell anything. Has done for years.

Yeah, he played in the NASL.

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