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You told me it was a Goon tradition to work all the time and never see your wife!
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Captain Foxy posted:He's killing him softly with his saw! Well, if you ever wanted to see a mailbox shot a boy, that's about as close as you're gonna get.
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Jan 13, 2014 00:47
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Luigi Thirty posted:I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work. Whew! Luckily I was wearing an extra large piece of the True Cross today. I think I'll go inside.
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Jan 13, 2014 01:11
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Parsley posted:You told me it was a Goon tradition to work all the time and never see your wife! Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind.
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Jan 13, 2014 01:22
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Luigi Thirty posted:I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work. The sweet kiss of hot lead... How I've missed you... I mean... I think I'm dying...
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Jan 13, 2014 01:24
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TMMadman posted:Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind. No one ever suspects....the butterfly
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Jan 13, 2014 01:28
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TMMadman posted:Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind. Just get rid of the sugar.
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Jan 13, 2014 01:36
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Jerusalem posted:That's because you were sleeping in an oxygen tent that you believed gave you sexual powers! Hey, that's a half-truth!
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Jan 13, 2014 01:37
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Parsley posted:You told me it was a Goon tradition to work all the time and never see your wife! Don't worry baby, I'll tell them you were untouchable!
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Jan 13, 2014 01:45
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Skeesix posted:Don't worry baby, I'll tell them you were untouchable!  Yeah, then we'd get the chair.
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Jan 13, 2014 01:46
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Writer Cath posted:
*CHANGE OF VENUE* *CHANGE OF VENUE*
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Jan 13, 2014 01:48
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jscolon2.0 posted:*CHANGE OF VENUE* *CHANGE OF VENUE* No jury in the world's going to convict a baby. Mmm...maybe Texas.
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Jan 13, 2014 01:52
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:No jury in the world's going to convict a baby. Mmm...maybe Texas. I'm sorry, Mr. CharlieFoxtrot. We're low on chairs, and...this is the last one.
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Jan 13, 2014 01:55
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Technogeek posted:I'm sorry, Mr. CharlieFoxtrot. We're low on chairs, and...this is the last one. There, there. There, there.
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Jan 13, 2014 02:06
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Technogeek posted:I'm sorry, Mr. CharlieFoxtrot. We're low on chairs, and...this is the last one. Can a guy get a little privacy in here?! 
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Jan 13, 2014 02:29
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:No jury in the world's going to convict a baby. Mmm...maybe Texas. He's gonna smell like hot dogs! 
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Jan 13, 2014 03:59
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Root Bear posted:Can a guy get a little privacy in here?! Okay, just one comic.
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Jan 13, 2014 04:17
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Writer Cath posted:Okay, just one comic. No! No, freakin' kids. I do not need this, I've got a masters degree in folklore mythology. 
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Jan 13, 2014 04:26
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:No! No, freakin' kids. I do not need this, I've got a masters degree in folklore mythology. Captain Janeway, you'll be in my dreams tonight.
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Jan 13, 2014 04:43
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:No! No, freakin' kids. I do not need this, I've got a masters degree in folklore mythology. Behold, the legendary Esquilax. The horse with a head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit.
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Jan 13, 2014 05:41
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jscolon2.0 posted:Behold, the legendary Esquilax. The horse with a head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit. Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air! The most beautiful women in the world, just fifty cents! (Must be at least eight years old to enter.)
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Jan 13, 2014 05:48
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Technogeek posted:Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air! The most beautiful women in the world, just fifty cents! (Must be at least eight years old to enter.) Oh, yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and cat calls. Yowza, yowza.
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Jan 13, 2014 06:00
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Technogeek posted:Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air! The most beautiful women in the world, just fifty cents! (Must be at least eight years old to enter.) Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-Vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits. And after midnight, the finest R-rated movies Europe has to offer!
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Jan 13, 2014 06:07
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and cat calls. Yowza, yowza. No time, Drink-Mix Man dude. My girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar from 4:15 to 4:20.
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Jan 13, 2014 06:08
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-Vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits. And after midnight, the finest R-rated movies Europe has to offer! Oh CharlieFoxtrot, you know I'm always up for a triple X throwdown.
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Jan 13, 2014 06:40
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Captain Foxy posted:Oh CharlieFoxtrot, you know I'm always up for a triple X throwdown. This ain't no five-X whiskey. I can still see! This barkeep's a no-good cheat!
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Jan 13, 2014 07:29
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TMMadman posted:Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you. By the end I thought I was a hummingbird of some kind. I tried to drink nectar out of Drink-Mix Man's head
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Jan 13, 2014 08:44
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jscolon2.0 posted:*CHANGE OF VENUE* *CHANGE OF VENUE* Skank! Skank! The hair!
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Jan 13, 2014 09:32
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Our tour starts in your very own room, where Relaxo-Vision offers you the latest Hollywood hits. And after midnight, the finest R-rated movies Europe has to offer! Oh! The Erotic Adventures of Hercules with CharlieFoxtrot! 
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Jan 13, 2014 10:23
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This ain't no five-X whiskey. I can still see! This barkeep's a no-good cheat! It's just Two Alarm. Two and a half, tops.
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Jan 13, 2014 13:34
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General Bort posted:Oh! The Erotic Adventures of Hercules with CharlieFoxtrot! Why is that one Muppet made of leather?
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Jan 13, 2014 13:39
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Writer Cath posted:Why is that one Muppet made of leather? Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet... but man oh man  . So to answer your question, I don't know.
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Jan 13, 2014 15:30
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General Bort posted:Oh! The Erotic Adventures of Hercules with CharlieFoxtrot! Wait, that's no good! Ahh, here we go: 'Our unabashed dictionary defines IUD as love springs internal. ' Heh heh heh...I don’t get it.  I didn't get this one until over ten years later when I finally learned what an IUD was.
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Jan 13, 2014 15:55
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DrBouvenstein posted:Wait, that's no good! I don't know what you're up to tonight, but count me out. 
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Jan 13, 2014 16:34
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and cat calls. Yowza, yowza. Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab...All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try...Bold.
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Jan 13, 2014 18:03
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jscolon2.0 posted:I don't know what you're up to tonight, but count me out. We're drunk! Really, really drunk! 
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Jan 13, 2014 18:03
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DrBouvenstein posted:I didn't get this one until over ten years later when I finally learned what an IUD was. Hee hee hee. ...Why I laugh?
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Jan 13, 2014 18:15
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Deviant posted:Hee hee hee. Whoops, I left the gas on.
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Jan 13, 2014 19:21
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TMMadman posted:Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab...All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will try...Bold. Bart? Cart... Dart... Eart...
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Whoops, I left the gas on. And that's the tooth!
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