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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

"Wir suchen dich" isn't pronounced anything even close to "we're suckin' dick" if that's what you're thinking. It is a stretch.


Thank you, Something Awful Forums user Bertrand Hustle, for reminding us how we shouldn't be laughing at foreign words that look like dirty words in English, regardless of how they're natively pronounced.



I'll stop laughing at this picture immediately. Thank you for your assistance! :tipshat:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The joke is all anglophones are dumb as hell, hope that helps :tipshat:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Jerry Cotton posted:

The joke is all anglophones are dumb as hell, hope that helps :tipshat:

It's funny cause it's true

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

cobalt impurity posted:

Thank you, Something Awful Forums user Bertrand Hustle, for reminding us how we shouldn't be laughing at foreign words that look like dirty words in English, regardless of how they're natively pronounced.



I'll stop laughing at this picture immediately. Thank you for your assistance! :tipshat:

I'm not saying they're not funny, I just said that it was a stretch to read that German phrase that way. :shrug:


Wurt wurt

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax

Please that's a Shiba, if you told one that it couldn't fly, then the next morning you'll find a news team knocking down your door to ask about 'Super Dog'.

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

"Wir suchen dich" isn't pronounced anything even close to "we're suckin' dick" if that's what you're thinking. It is a stretch.
As an English speaker with a few years of German under my belt in school...it's not even a stretch, but...you guys be the judge. Behold, the miracle of technology!
(Dropbox hosting)
Klaus
Sarah

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth




Howard University, one of the first and most prestigious historically black colleges

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie

trapped mouse posted:





Howard University, one of the first and most prestigious historically black colleges

So that's what that Cards Against Humanity card is all about?

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

trapped mouse posted:



Howard University, one of the first and most prestigious historically black colleges

Is there a joke here other than "there's a white person on a market ad"?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Kanfy posted:

Is there a joke here other than "there's a white person on a market ad"?



Endemic racism.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Kanfy posted:

Is there a joke here other than "there's a white person on a market ad"?



The fact that the student body is like <1% white.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


It's a lot more than 1% now. Things changed after the dorms were ripped out and the sports teams gutted. NPR story about the school had a bit about all the alumni coming to the prom and seeing a white king and queen.

Superhaus
Jun 9, 2003

I'm probably wasting time right now.

LingcodKilla posted:

It's a lot more than 1% now. Things changed after the dorms were ripped out and the sports teams gutted. NPR story about the school had a bit about all the alumni coming to the prom and seeing a white king and queen.

They have prom at a college?

xxEightxx
Mar 5, 2010

Oh, it's true. You are Brock Landers!
Salad Prong

syscall girl posted:

Endemic racism.



Where...is the camera

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

LingcodKilla posted:

It's a lot more than 1% now. Things changed after the dorms were ripped out and the sports teams gutted. NPR story about the school had a bit about all the alumni coming to the prom and seeing a white king and queen.

I admit I wasn't able to find any race demographics for the entire school, but their graduating class of 2009 only had four students out of 888 identify as caucasian on the school's exit survey.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

xxEightxx posted:

Where...is the camera

I know it's wild, but phones today have cameras. He's holding it.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCL4dXUtblg

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

LingcodKilla posted:

It's a lot more than 1% now. Things changed after the dorms were ripped out and the sports teams gutted. NPR story about the school had a bit about all the alumni coming to the prom and seeing a white king and queen.

I remember that story. Totally different college though.

Sorbus
Apr 1, 2010


Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

hooah posted:

Speaking of amusing locations in Michigan...


This was on my drive between home and college.



Yes, I'd say it is

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I'm not saying they're not funny, I just said that it was a stretch to read that German phrase that way. :shrug:


Wurt wurt



:lol:

I wish I could just post that reply. You made my day.

But since I'm not allowed to:

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Hah! Was wondering if this place would ever show up. Was just a block away from where I used to live, gave me a chuckle every time I bussed by.



Edit: Can't tell what's funnier, the 'wine stopper' or what appear to be those gumboots.

Morpheus has a new favorite as of 01:09 on Jan 14, 2014

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Drunk people are amusing.









tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Morpheus posted:

Hah! Was wondering if this place would ever show up. Was just a block away from where I used to live, gave me a chuckle every time I bussed by.



Edit: Can't tell what's funnier, the 'wine stopper' or what appear to be those gumboots.

Those are actually Hunter brand boots which are very good quality "gumboots", actual farmers buy them, etc. They have also become a fashion thing for women.

Welp I'll go kill myself now.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Mea culpa. Thanks for clearing it up.

Kitsch!
Jul 27, 2006

God made Adam and Eve, not Fluffy and Eve.
Learned a fun fact last night:

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Superhaus posted:

They have prom at a college?

Yeah, they're pretty standard at every college. I don't know how you've never heard of them, unless you were never asked to one I guess. Sorry you had to find out this way.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


What kind of grown rear end man sits like that?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Cacafuego posted:

What kind of grown rear end man sits like that?

the same that would own anal beads...Just sayin'.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Cacafuego posted:

What kind of grown rear end man sits like that?

Considering the rest of the scene, a very, very gay one.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Say Nothing posted:

Drunk people are amusing.











Ban alcohol.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Cacafuego posted:

What kind of grown rear end man sits like that?

Ankle on patella is a cool bro. Contrariwise, if your calf muscles are touching you are a lady man. Please use as wide a stance as possible.

Actually ladies please note:



No man will find you attractive if you sit in this fashion.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Morpheus posted:

Hah! Was wondering if this place would ever show up. Was just a block away from where I used to live, gave me a chuckle every time I bussed by.



Edit: Can't tell what's funnier, the 'wine stopper' or what appear to be those gumboots.

What's the DVD?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Mescal posted:

What's the DVD?

It's hard to make it out, but it's Doritos brand corn chips.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



Horse heads? Psssh, those are SO 2013




mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

Manslaughter posted:

Horse heads? Psssh, those are SO 2013



https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=ja&...&output=svembed

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Cacafuego posted:

What kind of grown rear end man sits like that?

The kind that drinks wine.

John Cadaver
Sep 16, 2007

Mescal posted:

What's the DVD?

It looks like a coffee table book about tattoos... if we're looking at the same thing.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thanks for the casual homophobia, funny pictures thread.

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