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  Source: Judge Dredd, The Complete Case Files Vol. 1
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I am not familiar with the Dredd comic depiction - does he always have a bifocal visor like that?
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Jan 13, 2014 17:14
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Majuju posted:I am not familiar with the Dredd comic depiction - does he always have a bifocal visor like that? no it varies with the dread.
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Jan 13, 2014 17:27
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The Complete Case Files Vol. 1 also contains the very first Dredd comics -- his appearence shifted a bit after that.
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Jan 13, 2014 20:58
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 Don't know the source, just saw it on The Internet.
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Jan 13, 2014 21:50
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redbackground posted:
Tinyeye claims it's from here: http://theoldreader.com/profile/Toasterstrudel But I'll be damned if I spotted it there, the page is loading funny for me.
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Jan 13, 2014 21:55
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Wade Wilson posted:Tinyeye claims it's from here: http://theoldreader.com/profile/Toasterstrudel It's Made by ABVH. He also made some creepy ones with Batman and Joker. http://madebyabvh.tumblr.com/post/68780255901/some-of-mine-batman-joker-gifs-in-one-place And, well, there's a ton on there.
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Jan 14, 2014 07:11
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Is Shortpacked alright to post as long as it features a comic book character in a funny situation?
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Jan 14, 2014 09:16
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Gygaxian posted:Is Shortpacked alright to post as long as it features a comic book character in a funny situation? I think so, so when you find one go ahead and post it.
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Jan 14, 2014 10:43
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Gygaxian posted:Is Shortpacked alright to post as long as it features a comic book character in a funny situation? How slow do you have to be at making jokes when you're beaten by Watchmen?
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Jan 14, 2014 10:49
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He already pissed himself thirty five minutes ago?
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Jan 14, 2014 10:50
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Batman can't put a piss flap in the batsuit because while it might grant him the much-needed ability to urinate, it opens up an unacceptable weakness to Catwoman and Talia in particular (in addition to Batgirl, Diana, Zatanna, Jezebel Jet [since she'd have a new head thanks to the reboot], Silver St. Cloud, Peyton Riley, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, etc., etc., etc.). The Bat Chastity Briefs ensure that the world doesn't explode because Bruce is too busy clearing his pipes. "Superman to Batman, we need your help!" "Sorry, Kal - I just realized that when mischievously good and evil women want to chase you generally it's just a good idea to let them catch you every once in a while. Batman *out*." BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Jan 14, 2014 |
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Jan 14, 2014 12:43
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It's Batman. You know he has a bat-urine-collection-system.
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Jan 14, 2014 12:49
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MikeJF posted:It's Batman. You know he has a bat-urine-collection-system. A Batheter.
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Jan 14, 2014 12:57
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BIG HEADLINE posted:Batman can't put a piss flap in the batsuit because while it might grant him the much-needed ability to urinate, it opens up an unacceptable weakness to Catwoman and Talia in particular (in addition to Batgirl, Diana, Zatanna, Jezebel Jet [since she'd have a new head thanks to the reboot], Silver St. Cloud, Peyton Riley, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, etc., etc., etc.). Batman is definitely the superhero comic which would be easiest to turn into a lighthearted sex comedy.
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Jan 14, 2014 13:05
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Put a flap in the front and it's only a matter of time before he puts one in the back. And you know what that means. Batman would have to sit down.
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Jan 14, 2014 14:10
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Metal Loaf posted:Put a flap in the front and it's only a matter of time before he puts one in the back. He could just Bat Squat. He's got the pose down from all that type he spends up on gargoyles.
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Jan 14, 2014 15:06
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Yvonmukluk posted:A Batheter. 
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Jan 14, 2014 15:44
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 From Superman/Batman #44.
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Jan 14, 2014 16:01
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Lobok posted:He could just Bat Squat. He's got the pose down from all that type he spends up on gargoyles. Ah, so that explains all the training he did in Japan.
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Jan 14, 2014 16:27
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Jazzbone posted:
Is the reason Superman blurry because he's "always in motion" or some poo poo? I thought that was just a fan-theory of how no one can make the obvious Clark Kent-Superman connection since he doesn't wear a mask.
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Jan 14, 2014 17:34
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notthegoatseguy posted:Is the reason Superman blurry because he's "always in motion" or some poo poo? I thought that was just a fan-theory of how no one can make the obvious Clark Kent-Superman connection since he doesn't wear a mask.
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Jan 14, 2014 17:36
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notthegoatseguy posted:Is the reason Superman blurry because he's "always in motion" or some poo poo? I thought that was just a fan-theory of how no one can make the obvious Clark Kent-Superman connection since he doesn't wear a mask. If by fan-theory, you mean "it was referenced by John Byrne when he wrote the Man of Steel Reboot in the 80's" then yeah, that's a fan-theory. As for the Bat-urination thread, I could swear there is a mention of this in one of the Batbooks, some time post No Man's Land. I'm going to read through my Bat collection and see if I can find it.
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Jan 14, 2014 18:11
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The Question IRL posted:If by fan-theory, you mean "it was referenced by John Byrne when he wrote the Man of Steel Reboot in the 80's" then yeah, that's a fan-theory. Kevin Smith made Batman piss himself. Never forget, never forgive.
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Jan 14, 2014 18:14
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VanSandman posted:Kevin Smith made Batman piss himself. Never forget, never forgive. Dude's really obsessed with superhero dongs. Remember Mallrats? Action Tortoise fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jan 14, 2014 |
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Jan 14, 2014 19:01
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Action Tortoise posted:Dude's really obsessed with superhero dongs. Remember Mallrats? He'll grow out of it.
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Jan 14, 2014 21:04
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Cmon, the issue isn't how Superman gets away without a mask, but how Batman pees.
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VanSandman posted:Kevin Smith made Batman piss himself. Never forget, never forgive. I thought it made him lose control of his bowels?
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Jan 15, 2014 03:38
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 DV8 #1.
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notthegoatseguy posted:Is the reason Superman blurry because he's "always in motion" or some poo poo? I thought that was just a fan-theory of how no one can make the obvious Clark Kent-Superman connection since he doesn't wear a mask. Wasn't that the excuse for Golden Age Flash like, 70 years ago?
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Frank Quitely's the only artist who's convinced me that Superman and Clark Kent could be separate people. EDIT: Better example  Content: From Deadpool 10  SpOck needs to learn how to banter like Peter.
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Jan 15, 2014 05:00
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So Deadpool obviously knows about what's going on with Spock.
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Action Tortoise posted:Frank Quitely's the only artist who's convinced me that Superman and Clark Kent could be separate people. One of the things that's been lost - and for valid reasons, mind - is that the Golden Age Clark Kent put off the demeanor of being as cowardly and meek as Superman was bold and brave. That's been lost over the years, to the point their personalities aren't particularly different at all, just the means with which they solve problems.
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Jan 15, 2014 05:46
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That's a great page, I can hear the false enthusiasm on "my pal, the amazing spider-man!"
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Jan 15, 2014 05:55
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WickedHate posted:So Deadpool obviously knows about what's going on with Spock. But doesn't reveal it to anyone because clearly it's more fun to periodically torment Spock during team-ups.
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WickedHate posted:So Deadpool obviously knows about what's going on with Spock. When Deadpool finally snapped and killed...well, *everything* in Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe, when Xavier attacked/probed his mind he suffered an immediate aneurysm and braindeath from what he saw (presumably *infinite* multi-dimensional insanity). Deadpool is Marvel's *reeeeally* hosed up Batman - when he puts his mind(s) to something, he can accomplish anything (which is why finding out he has/had a kid and that it's probably dead *wrecked* him for a few issues), he's unkillable (Punisher tried something like 20+ different exotic deaths in Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe including cutting him up into ~50 pieces and burying them all in separate places), and seems to have a rigged die for fate rolls because he's been hosed over so many times in his past that he's become immune to both good *and* bad karma. Reality and the fabric of existence hate him so much that anyone who ever gets remotely close to him suffers the slipstream effect of all the lethality and *hatred* targeted at him every minute of every day that he's able to just dust off just to maintain some sort of cosmic balance. The point being, it's pretty safe to assume Deadpool has the same near-omnipotence about everything and everyone good and evil that the Joker seems to in the DC universe, since Batman's always been in the habit of running poo poo that stumps HIM by an incarcerated Joker every once in a while, and he always seems to know everything about anyone. So yes, he knows about SpOck, probably because he smells SpOck's 'crazy' on Spiderman. He's a Mary Sue, he knows it, and god help you if he knows you. He's the most powerful *and* the most dangerous character in the Marvel Universe, his only weakness being chimichangas. That Watcher in Deadpool Kills Deadpool loves him because he's the easiest to watch - there's no way to interfere with pure chaos. BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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WickedHate posted:So Deadpool obviously knows about what's going on with Spock. I assume he read the issue where it first happened, but keeps it to himself because he respects that not everyone wants spoilers.
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:I assume he read the issue where it first happened, but keeps it to himself because he respects that not everyone wants spoilers. Deadpool: <insane SpOck explanation> Everyone else:  Deadpool: "Oh, that's right, this was on the recap page." Everyone else: "Recap page?" 
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The Question IRL posted:Meanwhile over in Gotham City. Is this not No Man's Land all over again? Seems a bit unoriginal.
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