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Jan 14, 2014 03:51
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Someone shared this on Facebook Hahaha those dumb And yes it was artifacted to hell and cut off in the middle like that
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Jan 14, 2014 04:04
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:Hahaha those dumb I've heard a lot of jokes about Wal-Mart employees (and shoppers) but I have to admit I've never heard someone say that they talk like Jamaican/Rhastafarian stereotypes.
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Jan 14, 2014 04:40
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Whoever wrote that has no sense of comic timing whatsoever. That was unbearable. Also extremely racist
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Jan 14, 2014 05:47
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Whoever wrote that has no sense of comic timing whatsoever. That was unbearable. Also extremely racist I don't see anyone's race mentioned in it. Maybe by reading that into it, you're the real racssitagussahsfughuhgs
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Jan 14, 2014 06:14
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  "Let corporations destroy the planet all the want"  This one is golden 
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Jan 14, 2014 07:17
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 Probably fake in some way, shape, or form. Still idiots, regardless.
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Jan 14, 2014 07:23
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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:Someone shared this on Facebook  Why was that explanation even needed? Why the racism? I chuckled at the literally speaking error in the cake, didn't factor in race, then read the added text and regretted my laugh.
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Jan 14, 2014 07:27
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The text is literally just an explanation of the very obvious joke, so whoever wrote it is already the worst kind of person just for that. The blatant racism is just icing on the cake. Also I'm pretty sure I saw that cake on Cake Wrecks over a year ago.
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Jan 14, 2014 09:38
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1stGear posted:I'm also loving this belief that once you approach 30 years of age, you are no longer allowed to have fun or do silly things.
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Jan 14, 2014 10:05
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dijon du jour posted:Also I'm pretty sure I saw that cake on Cake Wrecks over a year ago. In fact, it was the first Cake Wreck. It's also on the cover of the first Cake Wrecks book, which was published several years ago. Two of my friends shared The Paradox of Our Time this week; that piece is 19 years old and has been circulating on the Internet since 1998. George Carlin still didn't write it.
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Jan 14, 2014 10:07
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What if the cake was the opposite? Some horrible white person working at the cake store was all like "Black people talk funny so I'm going to literally write what I hear (as a bigot) on their cake, that'll show them. Learn English in are country!"
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Jan 14, 2014 13:55
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RoeCocoa posted:In fact, it was the first Cake Wreck. It's also on the cover of the first Cake Wrecks book, which was published several years ago. That sermon really sucks, by the way.
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Jan 14, 2014 14:43
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Picnic Princess posted:What if the cake was the opposite? Some horrible white person working at the cake store was all like "Black people talk funny so I'm going to literally write what I hear (as a bigot) on their cake, that'll show them. Learn English in are country!" "But he has a point, you see." 
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Jan 14, 2014 16:06
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Endymion FRS MK1 posted:
I remember when I was a child, a common thing we kids would do with jokes, especially those we barely got, was to repeat them until they weren't funny, and then to keep on. When that happened, they would expand upon the joke in the least funny way possible, adding even more narrative until the joke was bloated and took ten minutes to tell, and still wasn't funny. More joke made it more funny, after all, right? Of course, eventually we all realize that this is a terrible way to tell a joke, and that less is actually more. I guess what I'm trying to say is that the people who added that poo poo underneath, and feel it's necessary, have the sense of humour of a six-year old.
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Jan 14, 2014 18:06
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Dreyvas posted:This post is so unintentionally meta I can't even handle it. Hahahahahahaha Hahahahahahha....awesome. I love this so much.
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Jan 14, 2014 18:27
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Dreyvas posted:This post is so unintentionally meta I can't even handle it. I want to know about the "& other holidays" part. Where are all these atheists who celebrate the Feast of the Ascension?
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Jan 14, 2014 18:32
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 My brother shared this picture from one of his friends. An obvious troll, but it sure brought up a discussion about how Minnesota has the only "Islamist" in congress.
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Jan 14, 2014 19:05
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Reply with one word. "Good."
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Jan 14, 2014 19:14
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Elderbean posted:Lefties HATE what THIS PROFESSOR has to say. Saw someone I know (19 year old Jewish princess from Long Island who never worked a day in her life) post this today. I went with quote:To get a more apt example, you need to limit the amount of possible points available to the entire class. We’ll set the student number at 100 for simplicity and the limit at 7,000 points per test so that if it was evenly distributed among all 100 students everyone would get a C on each 100 point test. Let’s assume that the distribution of all points follows the current U.S. distribution of income. Here’s how we end up: My notifications say she said "MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE READ THE ARTICLE" but once I click it it says page not available. I've been blocked :'(
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Jan 14, 2014 19:21
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Toymachine posted:Saw someone I know (19 year old Jewish princess from Long Island who never worked a day in her life) post this today. I went with Probably the best thing to happen from that whole thing. You're free. 
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Jan 14, 2014 19:47
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Jedi Knight Luigi posted:
Detroit has a lot of Arab-Americans but it certainly isn't ruled by Islam. Most of them don't even live in the city.
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Jan 14, 2014 19:58
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 Considering every school in America still says the pledge there is no reason for this to exist.
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Jan 14, 2014 20:47
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 So much good stuff about this one. I mean, it's hard to top "Mohammed Obama", but the concept that the Boston and Texas explosions were even remotely connected is hilarious. Also, did the person who created this image not remember that the Boston Bomber was captured, and he was a Muslim, so there was no real reason to cover up any Saudi's involvement.
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Jan 14, 2014 21:16
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OptimusShr posted:
"Nah dude, I'm against brainwashing kids"
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Jan 14, 2014 21:38
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trapped mouse posted:
I personally think that the whole "fast track for Saudi nationals" policy is unbelievably poo poo and obvious pandering (and I thought the same about the identical Bush administration policy) but what gently caress does that have to do with crazy Chechen dudes? Let alone an industrial accident. I'm surprised he didn't include forest fires and tornados as Evil Saudi Plots.
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Jan 14, 2014 21:41
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Wasn't some random Saudi dude apprehended and accused of being the bomber for like a day after it happened? Maybe it's still floating around from that.
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Jan 14, 2014 21:44
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made of bees posted:Wasn't some random Saudi dude apprehended and accused of being the bomber for like a day after it happened? Maybe it's still floating around from that. It was the day of, and he was released within hours.
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Jan 14, 2014 22:24
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Toymachine posted:Saw someone I know (19 year old Jewish princess from Long Island who never worked a day in her life) post this today. I went with I'm a loving moron and touched the poop when my sister in law posted it. Gene Jacket is her little sister, Holly is a mutual friend who I think is trying to just help everybody chill out. I got so excited when she started to drift towards the answer, that it should be on a company to pay their employee a living wage rather than let the public make up the difference, but she veered off into welfare queen-hatred and I lost her entirely. I also tried a little good old fashioned hoo rah USA kind of stuff to bring them around.    Cut off are Gene saying she's done with the conversation and me saying "I just don't want to assume the worst of all humanity" and bowing out myself.
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Jan 14, 2014 22:40
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My mother, my mother, MY MOTHER!!!  It baffles the mind. I don't understand how people develop into this type of person.
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Jan 14, 2014 23:28
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Buzkashi posted:I'm a loving moron and touched the poop when my sister in law posted it. I need to marry a european and quickly e; are you guys ready for Civil War 2? Cuz it's fukken comin'
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Jan 14, 2014 23:31
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Jedi Knight Luigi posted:are you guys ready for Civil War 2? Cuz it's fukken comin' How are you gonna win without guns you big dumb liberal pussy? Bring it on  yee-haw, rock and roll (no obama) e. also some guy in my feed posted an article (read: short story) about something called the "Russian Sleep Experiment". It had pictures of Christopher Bale from The Machinist which I guess makes it true because RUSSIANS  E.vvvv I know, but the facebook idiot didn't  He also doesn't know who Christopher Bale is neither.
Guest2553 has a new favorite as of 04:21 on Jan 15, 2014 |
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Jan 14, 2014 23:54
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The Russian Sleep Experiment is a rather well know creepypasta and is not nor has it ever been meant to be taken as truth.
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Jan 15, 2014 00:09
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This came on my newsfeed tonight. From two girls who were a couple years below me at school. The image was tagged with "lol we're actual hilarious"
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Jan 15, 2014 00:57
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Name not blurred because you should loving know better than to use your real identity on a public site:
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Jan 15, 2014 00:59
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DoctorPresident posted:Name not blurred because you should loving know better than to use your real identity on a public site: I doubt thats his real name, but even if it is he won't be ashamed of that comment because he is completely nuts
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Jan 15, 2014 01:10
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My solution to these pro- hyper capitalist nut jobs is to argue for a while, then go silent. Then, after a month - get back in touch. Tell them the revolution is coming, and give them a warning and a promise - people who spread such lies, such foul propaganda produced by the state, by the very government they profess to hate are a picnic compared to what's coming. Tell them stories of how communists assembling to mark their property as ripe for reallocation. Tell them of the secret marks European communists make on houses to tell other commies how we can break and enter to steal their hard earned goods. Tell them everything they desperately want to hear. Then finish with 'I'm afraid I might have told you too much about it lol. Brb someone at the door' and block them. For someone with such a small loving brain as they have, it'll pretty much reduce them to a paranoid wreck. Sic semper tyrannis.
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Jan 15, 2014 01:55
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nvm
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Jan 15, 2014 02:39
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"People should pay my bills because of the inspirational image macros I post on facebook."
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Jan 15, 2014 03:12
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Elderbean posted:"People should pay my bills because of the inspirational image macros I post on facebook." What the gently caress? Did they just expect someone to volunteer to pay their bills for them?
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Jan 15, 2014 03:29
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