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Lets start the house meeting guys, thank you all for making it. Issue one: we're down to our last roll of toilet paper so we'll have to make a trip to Costco soon. I believe it's Mike's turn to pay so he'll have to confirm that. Issue two: I don't want to bring any drama into the house so I'm not going to name names here, but when we moved into this place we agreed that there would be no sex slaves in the living room. If you wanna lock your 19 year old sub in a cage and watch WWII movies on Netflix, you gotta take that into your own room. I'm not trying to kinkshame here but I stubbed my toe on that cage one morning which was a real rude wakeup call! Issue three: I had three Wild Berry Pop Tarts left in the pantry, now there is only one left, and they were CLEARLY labeled with my name. If you really want a pop tart, just let me know and I'll give you one, but going behind my back on this is really disrespectful. Remember guys, we're a community here and we'll be happier if we work together. Extra Large Marge fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Jan 14, 2014 |
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Didn't you say this girl was really large? Just how big is this cage? Also why didn't you taunt her through the bars with scraps of lunchmeat when she climbed in there to sulk?
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Jan 14, 2014 14:24
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Get a bigger cage and put the cage in a cage.
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Jan 14, 2014 14:26
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OP you're a loving imbecile. Do not be accessory to murder by fuckcage.
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Jan 14, 2014 14:27
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Yip Yips posted:Even if he does post a picture a dog cage isn't a particularly unusual thing to just have.
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Jan 14, 2014 14:59
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Post cage with username visable in same shot.
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Jan 14, 2014 15:13
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If they're both exhibitionists, how do they feel about the fact that a bunch of strangers on the internet know about the dumb Beethoven sex ritual that they're planning? Are they more or less aroused by the fact that the internet thinks they're doing something really dumb and bad and dangerous? Does exhibition work when the audience all knows exactly what you're doing and thinks you're a goddamned idiot?
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Jan 14, 2014 15:17
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Ungh yea, post on the internet to tell everyone what a creepy stuttering retard I am, this is a normal way to get off no different than liking big butts am I right 19 year old sex slave kept in a cage?
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Jan 14, 2014 15:29
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Post from inside the cage OP. Include webcam screenshot. Video would be even better, especially if you let out a few muffled sighs.
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Jan 14, 2014 16:08
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hey guys whats up, so this is the living room (ignore the girl locked in the dog cage there) we've got the kitchen and here's our antique armoire
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Jan 14, 2014 16:10
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here's my theory: OP is some lame writer's assistant at ABC Family and came up with this dumb idea during a meeting and got a little obsessed with it insisting "no guys this will work I'll show you I'll run this by a test audience I know" and is right now as we speak holding up an iPad with this thread on it and wildly gesticulating and going on about the e/n's apparently high percentage of millenials (which is bullshit by the way) and "unprecedented believability" source: I'm also in the meeting AND THE IDEA loving SUCKS MELISSA edit: ok I have a new theory, this dude is the roomate VVVVV Earwicker fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Jan 14, 2014 |
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Jan 14, 2014 16:17
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Holy poo poo goons are loving uptight and love extrapolating bullshit from the tiniest detail. While she's restrained an eyelash COULD fall in to her mouth where she inhales it and it slowly works it's way in to her bloodstream then her heart and SHE loving DIES AND YOURE LIABLE. The roommate is LITERALLY torturing another consenting adult and is a predator rapist monster pig to the core 100% of the time and his girlfriend has no agency whatsoever! Call the cops immediately and get your psycho murderer schizo roommate thrown in prison for being the worst person ever.
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Jan 14, 2014 16:22
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The BLT posted:Holy poo poo goons are loving uptight and love extrapolating bullshit from the tiniest detail. While she's restrained an eyelash COULD fall in to her mouth where she inhales it and it slowly works it's way in to her bloodstream then her heart and SHE loving DIES AND YOURE LIABLE. The roommate is LITERALLY torturing another consenting adult and is a predator rapist monster pig to the core 100% of the time and his girlfriend has no agency whatsoever! so how's the sex dungeon going?
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Jan 14, 2014 16:35
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I'm now in the camp–or cage, if you prefer–of people who think the OP is not only making this up, but furiously masturbating to all these replies. Whatever floats your boat, OP. 
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Jan 14, 2014 16:36
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The BLT posted:Holy poo poo goons are loving uptight and love extrapolating bullshit from the tiniest detail. While she's restrained an eyelash COULD fall in to her mouth where she inhales it and it slowly works it's way in to her bloodstream then her heart and SHE loving DIES AND YOURE LIABLE. The roommate is LITERALLY torturing another consenting adult and is a predator rapist monster pig to the core 100% of the time and his girlfriend has no agency whatsoever! Leaving someone alone chained to a bed in a locked room with no means of escape and no means of summoning help IS dangerous. There have been multiple deaths in police custody of restrained prisoners who were not checked on often enough/at all: dying while restrained is most certainly a thing that happens. It also puts the sub in a position where they are not able to withdraw consent at a moments notice, which is very poor practice. The agency his girlfriend has going in is irrelevant if she decides she wants to stop while he is out, the same would be true if the man was the sub. NEVER put your partner in a position where they are unable to withdraw consent, even if they ask you to. People can have unexpected reactions to extreme situations, especially stupid 19 year old bereaved people with 28 year old partners. He's not evil, but he's an idiot engaging in unsafe behaviours and the non consenting housemates should't be forced to be part of it Chuck him out
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Jan 14, 2014 16:37
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The BLT posted:...and his girlfriend has no agency whatsoever! She definitely wouldn't have had any agency if she was tied up and restrained for 2 1/2 days. At that point, she'd even lose the agency to poop in a toilet. OP, did you bring up the fact that she was going to poo poo the bed? Did Mike have a plan for that scenario?
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Jan 14, 2014 16:41
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Don't these mutants know to get a hotel room for their depraved poo poo? That's, like, what hotel rooms are for.
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Jan 14, 2014 16:49
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You should be print out a Charles Ramsey mask and an Ariel Castro mask and roleplay with your roomie. Maybe the other roommate could also LARP as Dr. Phil.
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Jan 14, 2014 17:09
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Make one of these up for him and he should get the message.
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Jan 14, 2014 17:19
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Despite all my rage, that girl's still locked in a cage.
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Jan 14, 2014 17:25
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I think you should make a pros and cons list
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Jan 14, 2014 17:26
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Con: This is loving insane and I live with a stuttering manchild and his fat fuckdog Pro: Sweet rear end cage
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Jan 14, 2014 17:30
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I cant believe you did that to your roommate OP.
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Jan 14, 2014 17:35
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Shelf Adventure posted:Get a bigger cage and put the cage in a cage. This is the absolute best reaction to this scenario. OP please do this and take a picture.
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The BLT posted:Holy poo poo goons are loving uptight and love extrapolating bullshit from the tiniest detail. While she's restrained an eyelash COULD fall in to her mouth where she inhales it and it slowly works it's way in to her bloodstream then her heart and SHE loving DIES AND YOURE LIABLE. The roommate is LITERALLY torturing another consenting adult and is a predator rapist monster pig to the core 100% of the time and his girlfriend has no agency whatsoever! Please can you get your roommate to post a picture of your girlfriend inside the cage. Thanks.
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Jan 14, 2014 17:45
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Show us the cage op I want to believe
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Jan 14, 2014 17:50
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Synonymous posted:Whilst true, and BDSM is typically pretty okay, reading this thread can you really punish people for whipping out their accusatory brand, wax ing lyrical and going to great pain to yelp about how bad this is? I mean, these two are clearly blinded about their impact on others, going ahead without restraint. You didn't read my sentence very carefully  .
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Jan 14, 2014 18:04
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a dozen swans posted:classic teen move (OP she is literally a teenager) More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy9XGPgrNEo. OP don't see it alone.
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Jan 14, 2014 18:05
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Fisticuffs posted:That's like saying liking deep dish pizza or whitefish prepared with panko is a lifestyle. Son you've never been to the Midwest if you don't think Chicago-style or whitefish are lifestyles.
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Yellow Jackson posted:Eventually she stomped off and got Mike from the bathroom and they drove off in Jens car. They came back after an hour or so with Jens dog cage, and I guess as some sort of protest they set it up in the living room. Jen got in the cage, and Mike settled down on the couch. Then they watched TV. So now they're doing their kinky sex poo poo in the living room while you are there. It's time to get a new roommate.
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Jan 14, 2014 18:33
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I assume the next time OP posts Mike will have made him post from the cage
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Jan 14, 2014 18:40
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show your roommate there are no hard feelings by surprising him with an extra large dog cone.
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Jan 14, 2014 18:42
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Install a jail cell type door over his bedroom door while they are both in there. Install bars on the windows if you really wanna go all out.
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Pick posted:This thread is pretty condemnatory based only on petty and small-minded social norms. BDSM enthusiasts are normal, productive, well-adjusted people who just have a little quirk in all but like 99.99999% of cases. Pick posted:You didn't read my sentence very carefully Got me too. Nicely done. shovelbum posted:Son you've never been to the Midwest if you don't think Chicago-style or whitefish are lifestyles. Born and raised in Indiana, how do you think I came up with those particular examples 
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Pick posted:This thread is pretty condemnatory based only on petty and small-minded social norms. BDSM enthusiasts are normal, productive, well-adjusted people who just have a little quirk in all but like 99.99999% of cases. Everyone who's quoted this post so far needs to read it again more carefully. E:f;b Cichlid the Loach fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Jan 14, 2014 |
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Yellow Jackson posted:Well, mostly it's that telling Mike no is a never a pleasant experience. As I said, he has some issue with not feeling in control, and basically it makes him really really anxious and nervous. When he's nervous his stutter gets much worse, he starts breathing really quickly (not hyperventilating or anything) which he finds very embarrassing, which exacerbates the problem, and so on and so on. For some reason I think the best part of this is that Jen has a license and he doesn't, so she really has way more power in the relationship.
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Yellow Jackson posted:Jen was furious. She didn't yell or scream or anything but she wouldn't stop stop scowling and making these exasperated, theatrical sighs whenever me or James said anything. Eventually she stomped off and got Mike from the bathroom and they drove off in Jens car. They came back after an hour or so with Jens dog cage, and I guess as some sort of protest they set it up in the living room. Jen got in the cage, and Mike settled down on the couch. Then they watched TV. How did you manage to keep a straight face through these theatrics? What you describe is what a grounded tween does. Is the cage still there? I seem to remember these things usually collapse. Hide it and play dumb when Jen and Mike ask about it.
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Im hoping we can make this a CYOA game
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Poison Cake posted:How did you manage to keep a straight face through these theatrics? What you describe is what a grounded tween does. Yeah, the scene he described is exactly what happens to me when I tell one of my teenagers they can't do something they want to do. So the girl is a literal teenager, but the roommate is a 28 year old teenager. OP, if you haven't started posting on Craigslist for a new roommate, I'm going to start losing sympathy for you.
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The living room is public space among roommates. Go out and take a picture of her in the cage. At a minimum, the cage in the living room.
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