The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Deviant posted:

Hee hee hee.

...Why I laugh?

Me lose quotes? UH-OH!

# ? Jan 14, 2014 00:04

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# ? May 21, 2024 16:59

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Me lose quotes? UH-OH!

Where's the metal dealie? you use to dig. food

# ? Jan 14, 2014 00:09

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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CatchrNdRy posted:

Where's the metal dealie? you use to dig. food

Now let's get back to that...building thingy...where our beds and TV...is.

# ? Jan 14, 2014 03:05

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

Where's the metal dealie? you use to dig. food

I'm losing my perspicacity!

# ? Jan 14, 2014 03:17

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm losing my perspicacity!

Well, it's always in the last place you look

# ? Jan 14, 2014 03:19

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Luigi Thirty posted:

Bart? Cart... Dart... Eart...

A, B, C...uh, line?

# ? Jan 14, 2014 03:29

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Technogeek posted:

A, B, C...uh, line?

B'oh!

# ? Jan 14, 2014 03:46

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Technogeek posted:

A, B, C...uh, line?

From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, Baby's First Pop-up book is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure!

# ? Jan 14, 2014 03:51

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

IMJack posted:

From A-Apple to Z-Zebra, Baby's First Pop-up book is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure!

I hate every chimp I see,
From Chim-pan-A
To Chim-pan-zee

# ? Jan 14, 2014 05:13

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Well, it's always in the last place you look

I like stories.

# ? Jan 14, 2014 14:23

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Technogeek posted:

A, B, C...uh, line?

Added extra clap: not college material.

# ? Jan 14, 2014 19:59

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Added extra clap: not college material.

Extra! Extra! B-Sharps sing on rooftop!

# ? Jan 14, 2014 21:32

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Man Alive! posted:

Extra! Extra! B-Sharps sing on rooftop!

Hello!? Human fly over here! Come on, I was up all night dyeing my underwear!

# ? Jan 14, 2014 23:37

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

IMJack posted:

Hello!? Human fly over here! Come on, I was up all night dyeing my underwear!

According to this, Bart mixed up his DNA with a fly's. I think that's Bart!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 01:18

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Technogeek posted:

According to this, Bart mixed up his DNA with a fly's. I think that's Bart!

Technogeek, what does DNA stand for?

# ? Jan 15, 2014 01:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Technogeek, what does DNA stand for?

MISAPPROPRIATION!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 01:36

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

MISAPPROPRIATION!

I don't say "evasion", I say "avoision".

# ? Jan 15, 2014 01:48

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

I don't say "evasion", I say "avoision".

It's a perfectly cromulent word. :mad:

# ? Jan 15, 2014 02:00

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Technogeek posted:

According to this, Bart mixed up his DNA with a fly's. I think that's Bart!

Nobody ever suspects the Butterfly!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 02:11

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Technogeek posted:

According to this, Bart mixed up his DNA with a fly's. I think that's Bart!

Who are you, the narrator? :rolleyes:

# ? Jan 15, 2014 02:53

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Technogeek posted:

According to this, Bart mixed up his DNA with a fly's. I think that's Bart!

Stupid bug! You go "squish" now! :fuckoff:

# ? Jan 15, 2014 03:47

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Technogeek posted:

According to this, Bart mixed up his DNA with a fly's. I think that's Bart!

I think I'll bottle feed that one.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 05:38

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Technogeek posted:

According to this, Bart mixed up his DNA with a fly's. I think that's Bart!

Look, I've been practicing. I made a pigeon-rat.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 10:29

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Luigi Thirty posted:

Look, I've been practicing. I made a pigeon-rat.

But that would mean that the evil poster was, and has always been... Drink Mix Man!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 11:17

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Luigi Thirty posted:

Look, I've been practicing. I made a pigeon-rat.

Twice the pet and none of the mess!

:butt:

Ew... You can be Luigi's.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 16:44

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

But that would mean that the evil poster was, and has always been... Drink Mix Man!

He's the boy you love to hate!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 17:38

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Drink-Mix Man posted:

He's the boy you love to hate!

Avert your eyes, children! He may take on other forms!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 17:43

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Technogeek posted:

Avert your eyes, children! He may take on other forms!

Look at those Magumbos!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 17:47

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Writer Cath posted:

Look at those Magumbos!

Writer Cath, your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 18:19

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

DrBouvenstein posted:

Writer Cath, your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

At that point, she told me to :airquote:

relax

# ? Jan 15, 2014 18:58

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DrBouvenstein posted:

Writer Cath, your endowment's bigger than Harvard's!

I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 19:50

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Technogeek posted:

Avert your eyes, children! He may take on other forms!

Book of Revelations... fire-breathing lion's head... tail made out of snakes... who else is it going to be?

# ? Jan 15, 2014 19:52

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Hey guys, I'm worried about the quote supply. After this thread, and the other thread, there's only one thread left!

_{Yeah, let's get some quotes... yeah, Monday's right... hey, how 'bout some quotes...}

# ? Jan 15, 2014 20:09

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

The Dark One posted:

At that point, she told me to relax .

I'll scream so loud the whole country will hear!

# ? Jan 15, 2014 20:37

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

TMMadman posted:

I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing, young lady!

Nasty business, that post. Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you. But I'll pass your file along to ( :laugh:

) Brown.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 20:41

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Luigi Thirty posted:

Nasty business, that post. Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you. But I'll pass your file along to () Brown.

Don't worry, honey. We can't afford this now, but when it's time, I promise my darling daughter can go to the finest school there is ... in South Carolina.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 20:45

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Hey guys, I'm worried about the quote supply. After this thread, and the other thread, there's only one thread left!

_{Yeah, let's get some quotes... yeah, Monday's right... hey, how 'bout some quotes...}

Oh, that's just drunk posting!

Sweet, beautiful drunk posting...

# ? Jan 15, 2014 22:04

The Piper: Feb 18, 2007; Step right up and greet the Mets

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Oh, that's just drunk posting!

Sweet, beautiful drunk posting...

All I can remember about the last two months is giving a guest lecture at Villanova. Or maybe it was a street corner.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 22:08

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

I'll scream so loud the whole country will hear!

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Luigi Thirty posted:

Nasty business, that post. Naturally, Harvard's doors are now closed to you. But I'll pass your file along to () Brown.

If you take a dive, we'll guarantee you a scholarship to the Seven Sisters college of your choice.

# ? Jan 15, 2014 22:21

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