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Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Mr. Flunchy posted:

That poster sucks, but then that's the idea right? Anyway, those quotes are loving hilarious.

The disclaimer at the bottom is great

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morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Scanned, saw Chris Meloni. The gang's all back.

+ Jason Mantzoukas, who should really be in everything.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Vintersorg posted:

Yeah, but that movie was awesome.
That movie is one of only a handful in my life that I've fallen asleep during, so I coiuldn't tell you :v:

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

The Informant! is genius and has one of the laugh-out-loud funniest moments in any Soderbergh movie.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

That movie is one of only a handful in my life that I've fallen asleep during, so I coiuldn't tell you :v:

At least you weren't on your phone, I guess.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Is falling asleep in a movie considered rude? I mean, if they snore nobody'll like them, but nobody ever likes snorers.

Slim Killington
Nov 16, 2007

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR
It is to the people who made it, but not the audience.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Well I watched The Informant (at least the part I stayed awake for) at home, so...

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Mister Chief posted:

Poster for the upcoming film which is sort of a follow up to Wet Hot American Summer.



This poster is amazing. I love the picture, the quotes...everything.

Bloody hell, the exclamation marks for the quotes. Perfect.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

Mr. Squishy posted:

Is falling asleep in a movie considered rude? I mean, if they snore nobody'll like them, but nobody ever likes snorers.

The best part of Home for the Holidays was the old woman behind me who spent the entire movie poking and insulting her sleeping husband.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Mr. Squishy posted:

Is falling asleep in a movie considered rude? I mean, if they snore nobody'll like them, but nobody ever likes snorers.

I went to see Ghost Rider 2 with like four other guys and three of us fell asleep.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Mr. Squishy posted:

Is falling asleep in a movie considered rude? I mean, if they snore nobody'll like them, but nobody ever likes snorers.

I walked out of a movie called Sympatico as the only member of the (seven-strong) audience who was still awake after one hour. It wasn't the snoring that ruined it for me.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 44 hours!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I went to see Ghost Rider 2 with like four other guys and three of us fell asleep.

I went to see Ghost Rider 2 and I was the only person in the theater. It was awesome.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Mr. Squishy posted:

Is falling asleep in a movie considered rude? I mean, if they snore nobody'll like them, but nobody ever likes snorers.

I fell asleep in The Matrix.

Twice.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
I once sat through a screening of The Third Man next to a really fat man who only woke up when his snores threatened to suffocate him.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

Madkal posted:

This poster is amazing. I love the picture, the quotes...everything.

Bloody hell, the exclamation marks for the quotes. Perfect.

I just realized that all three quotes are from the same site. Probably the same article.

Come And See
Sep 15, 2008

We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.


Despite it being the norm, I bet they took special care to make sure the names were over the wrong actor/actress.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I could definitely hear a few distant snorers when I went to see the second Hobbit movie. They didn't even last long enough for Smaug. :(

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

e: derp

Vegetable fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Jan 16, 2014

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God :allears:

Mister Chief posted:

sort of a follow up to Wet Hot American Summer.

Oh my God :neckbeard:

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Jerusalem posted:

Oh my God :allears:


Oh my God :neckbeard:

There's a clip, too. It didn't do much for me, but I'm hoping for the best.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

O'Dowd almost looks like Shia Lebouf.

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Jan 16, 2014

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

morestuff posted:

There's a clip, too. It didn't do much for me, but I'm hoping for the best.

That works for me, I was sold from the terrible beanbag insult and the shared love of fiction.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

morestuff posted:

There's a clip, too. It didn't do much for me, but I'm hoping for the best.

That clip is loving hilarious, especially the beanbag insult

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Macaluso posted:

That clip is loving hilarious, especially the beanbag insult

The part that got me was the riff on You Got Mail about the chain bookstores.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Mister Chief posted:

Poster for the upcoming film which is sort of a follow up to Wet Hot American Summer.



They put the names over the wrong heads just to gently caress with people, I love it. Also, that disclaimer at the bottom. The clip is great too.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Okay what am I missing with this beanbag joke, I'm dumb.

EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!
"They Came Together" is already the best movie of the decade. And "Wet Hot American Summer" is the best movie of last decade. No one remembers a time before that so I couldn't tell you what the best movies back then were. Probably some Stella shorts.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


kiimo posted:

Okay what am I missing with this beanbag joke, I'm dumb.

It's a non sequitur

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005






Ew. This is a brilliant film, but this poster is loving atrocious. Tilda Swinton never once looks like this in the film, and I'm nearly entirely sure those aren't their bodies. That is the official version of the poster btw - so I assume all those artefacts and crappy colour balancing are on all of them. The more I look at it the more fuckups I see - it literally looks half finished.

edit: just noticed the tumblr logo and the credits block for Perfume - well regardless this is somehow being used as official marketing material in the UK as it was sent out by the distributor to press.



Much better.

Necrothatcher fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jan 18, 2014

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Tom Hiddleston was born to play an Ibanez. If anybody cared about Steve Vai enough to do a movie of his life Tom would be the perfect guy to play him.

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
Hiddleston definitely looks like the kind of dude Ibanez would've given a signature guitar to in 1991.

ShufflerZero
Mar 21, 2009



36: Never! Like advice from the friendly drunk cousin of "Don't"
(the original "Don't" post was waaaaaay back on page 284)

Never Back Down: but always back up your work


Never Surrender: the change in your clenched fists


Never Die Alone: always make sure someone in your group is a healer


Never Feed a Troll: and stay the hell out of FYAD


Never Put it in Writing: verbal agreements are good enough


Never Let Go: of your wine bottle or it might break and you'll end up with a nasty cut


Never Wave at a WAC: because WAC stands for Werewolf Armored Cyborg and it'll pull your arm off


Never Say MacBeth: because this is Othello


Never Say Die: until you can kiss that man!




Never Say Never Mind: when talking about the Swedish Bikini Team


We've Never been licked: despite being university graduates

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

ShufflerZero posted:

36: Never! Like advice from the friendly drunk cousin of "Don't"
(the original "Don't" post was waaaaaay back on page 284)

Never Back Down: but always back up your work


Never Surrender: the change in your clenched fists


Never Die Alone: always make sure someone in your group is a healer


Never Feed a Troll: and stay the hell out of FYAD


Never Put it in Writing: verbal agreements are good enough


Never Let Go: of your wine bottle or it might break and you'll end up with a nasty cut


Never Wave at a WAC: because WAC stands for Werewolf Armored Cyborg and it'll pull your arm off


Never Say MacBeth: because this is Othello


Never Say Die: until you can kiss that man!




Never Say Never Mind: when talking about the Swedish Bikini Team


We've Never been licked: despite being university graduates


You forgot Never Say Never Again.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

ShufflerZero posted:

Never Let Go: of your wine bottle or it might break and you'll end up with a nasty cut

This is legit a good movie. Peter Sellers is interesting as a suave but brutal mastermind of an auto theft ring.

ShufflerZero posted:

Never Say Die: until you can kiss that man!


Temura Johnson in an late '80s/early '90s action-comedy? We Were Once Warriors Temura Johnson?!

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Young Freud posted:

Temura Johnson in an late '80s/early '90s action-comedy? We Were Once Warriors Temura Johnson?!

It's Morrison and yes.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Mister Chief posted:

It's Morrison and yes.

Why did I type Johnson? :ohdear:

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Mister Chief posted:

It's Morrison and yes.

And Temuera.

Lankster NZ
Jul 21, 2007


And Once Were Warriors

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
And it's "a late '80s action comedy", not "an".

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