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Writer Cath posted:
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Jan 15, 2014 22:35
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TMMadman posted:If you take a dive, we'll guarantee you a scholarship to the Seven Sisters college of your choice. Play lacrosse with me!
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Jan 15, 2014 22:51
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Luigi Thirty posted:Play lacrosse with me! COme to Mount HOlyoke, Lisa...   
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Jan 15, 2014 22:53
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Jerusalem posted:Make me I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!
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Jan 15, 2014 23:38
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Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful!
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Jan 15, 2014 23:39
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Luigi Thirty posted:Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful! Ah, the searing kiss of hot lead- how I missed you. 
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Jan 15, 2014 23:45
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Luigi Thirty posted:Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful! 
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Jan 16, 2014 00:05
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DrBouvenstein posted:COme to Mount HOlyoke, Lisa... IT'S BLIIISSSS...
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Jan 16, 2014 00:08
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DrBouvenstein posted:COme to Mount HOlyoke, Lisa... This lesbian bar doesn't have any fire exits. Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
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Jan 16, 2014 00:09
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Nice fella, I wonder if he's gay.
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Jan 16, 2014 01:20
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Tokelau All Star posted:Nice fella, I wonder if he's gay. 
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Jan 16, 2014 01:29
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Luigi Thirty posted:Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful! Hey, relax, I told you, I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled.
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Jan 16, 2014 01:36
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CatchrNdRy posted:Hey, relax, I told you, I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled. This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then bang! That's when I'll cash in.
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Jan 16, 2014 01:47
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CatchrNdRy posted:Hey, relax, I told you, I got money. I bought stock in a mace company just before society crumbled. You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
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Jan 16, 2014 04:47
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IMJack posted:This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then bang! That's when I'll cash in. Eh, I spent it on beer.
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Jan 16, 2014 05:52
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IMJack posted:This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then bang! That's when I'll cash in. 'Tis the season, IMJack! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again.
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Jan 16, 2014 06:03
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:'Tis the season, IMJack! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again. Those jerks always walking all over the small businessman, don't get me started about the government! 
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Jan 16, 2014 06:15
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Root Bear posted:Those jerks always walking all over the small businessman, don't get me started about the government! Why stop there, Root Bear? My militia has a secret plan to beat up all sorts of government officials!  That'll teach them to drag their feet on high definition TV! 
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Jan 16, 2014 06:29
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:That'll teach them to drag their feet on high definition TV! Oooooh, what's he gonna do next, the flapping dicky? 
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Jan 16, 2014 06:44
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Jerusalem posted:Oooooh, what's he gonna do next, the flapping dicky? Jerusalem, you can't just go around pretending to be Krusty, it's sacrilege. He's a one-and-only. I mean, he invented the pie-fight, the pratfall, and the seltzer bottle, ... as far as I know.
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Jan 16, 2014 07:45
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Root Bear posted:Those jerks always walking all over the small businessman, don't get me started about the government! The law? THAT jerk?!?
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Jan 16, 2014 07:58
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mrfart posted:Jerusalem, you can't just go around pretending to be Krusty, it's sacrilege. Yeaaaaaah, I murdered the Special Olympics
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Jan 16, 2014 08:01
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mrfart posted:Jerusalem, you can't just go around pretending to be Krusty, it's sacrilege. That's the Wright Brothers' plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did.
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Jan 16, 2014 08:25
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IMJack posted:That's the Wright Brothers' plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did. The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter!
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Jan 16, 2014 09:42
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The law? THAT jerk?!? The coroner? Ugh, I'm so sick of that guy!
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Jan 16, 2014 11:16
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General Bort posted:The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter! Mmm, free goo.
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Jan 16, 2014 15:07
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IMJack posted:That's the Wright Brothers' plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did. That was Hitler's car! What did he ever do to you?
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Jan 16, 2014 15:33
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IMJack posted:That's the Wright Brothers' plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did. How do you know so much about American history?
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Jan 16, 2014 17:23
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Just say slavery.
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Jan 16, 2014 17:27
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Writer Cath posted:Mmm, free goo. Ooh, floor pie.
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Jan 16, 2014 17:33
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CatchrNdRy posted:How do you know so much about American history? Hey, look everybody! John Hancock's writing his name in the snow!
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Jan 16, 2014 20:36
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Hey, look everybody! John Hancock's writing his name in the snow! That's it. Spell your name, Monday. Hey Drink-Mix, would you mind shaking out the last few drops for me?
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Jan 16, 2014 21:52
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MondayHotDog posted:That's it. Spell your name, Monday. MondayHotDog, there's a rocket in my pocket!
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Jan 16, 2014 22:01
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Drink-Mix Man posted:MondayHotDog, there's a rocket in my pocket! Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway. It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem. Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business. Get ready for fun, fun, fun! I... The people are already here, we don't... need to keep hustling them like this, do we? Let go of me... Where are you throwing me?
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Jan 16, 2014 22:20
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TMMadman posted:Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action at the Springfield Dragway. It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem. If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail!
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Jan 16, 2014 22:42
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CatchrNdRy posted:If you miss this, you'd better be dead... or in jail! And if you are in jail, BREAK OUT!
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Jan 16, 2014 23:04
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Jerusalem posted:And if you are in jail, BREAK OUT! All right, I'm going to make a little deal with you mugs. I'm going to let you all out to see my team play the hockey game if you promise to return to your cells.
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Jan 16, 2014 23:22
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Jerusalem posted:Oooooh, what's he gonna do next, the flapping dicky? Why don't you lay off the Asians, Jrou?
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Drink-Mix Man posted:MondayHotDog, there's a rocket in my pocket! She needs Premium, dude, Premium! Duuuuude!
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