Modus Trollens posted:

http://bwinbetting.com/leagues/premier-league/spurs-efforts-halt-arsenals-draxler-acquisition-vain,50891.html#sthash.XOEO7kQv.dpuf


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Modus Trollens posted:

jyrka posted:

Kill all Man United fans.

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Why do people keep blaming saf for letting him go? He was offered a contract but decided to go to italy because he is more concerned with making as much money as quickly as possible for him and his agent rather than takng a long view. How is that utds or safs fault? gently caress him, he can go to real when they bid along with the other mercenaries.

Phil McNulty posted:

Nemanja Vidic no longer has the intimidating presence of old, although he did not deserve a red card for a challenge on Eden Hazard that was unwise but surely only a yellow.

Paperhouse posted:

To the tune of Carly Rae Jepson's Call Me Maybe

I threw Zaha in the well,
Not me, Lauren says he smells,
Should have dumped Nani aswell,
And Young. But Giggs, no way


I'd trade Ando for Vidal,
Jimmy and I will go out and scout,
Marchisio or Pogba would do,
But Vidal my eyes on you!

Jimmy stared, I was crowing
Midfield maestros, here they're growing
Pass and move, Wow mindblowing
4-2-3-1 where this is going

Hey, Clevz i love you,
And this is crazy,
We could have had Pogba,
Not Fletch and Jonesey

Cleverley passes right
Pass left just maybe,
Get me Klopp's number,
Gundogan's my baby

Anderson on debut,
Was just amazing,
Now he's in slumber,
Got to go now matey!

There's only Michael,
He's Carrick you know,
Cool as cucumber,
Not like Marouane's Afro

Kagawa makes play with the ball,
Januzaj and Youngy may fall
Giggs gives me nothing at all,
Valencia goes one way

I beg, i'll borrow and steal
Give me a midfield thats real,
I'll even give up my meals
But will Ed spend? No way

Ravel, Ross, Adam, Hendo,
Young lads for all, but me? Oh no no
Powell's right, but Fellaini may go
Fergie what've you left me baby?

Hey, Clevz i love you,
And this is crazy,
We could have had Pogba,
Not Fletch and Jonesey

Cleverley passes right
Pass left just maybe,
Get me Klopp's number,
Gundogan's my baby

Anderson on debut,
Was just amazing,
Now he's in slumber,
Got to go now matey!

There's only Michael,
He's Carrick you know,
Cool as cucumber,
Not like Marouane's Afro

Scholes come into my life
I miss you so bad
I miss you so bad
I miss you so, so bad
Osman was the love of my life
I miss him so bad
And you should know that
I missed him so, so bad (bad, bad)

Its hard to look right
At Barca's midfield,
Saturday Night at Old Trafford,
Was more like Whigfield

I play Shinji on the left,
They say its crazy,
No 10's his position,
On the left he's lazy

And all the twitter boys,
Try to change me,
But i'm the chosen one,
Somehow, but woopee!

United came into my life
I made them so bad
I made them so bad
I made them so, so bad

Winning titles were their life
I made them so bad
"I'm sorry" You should know that

So..... Vidal, Pogba & Gundogan.... call me, maybe!

Mickolution posted:

https://vine.co/v/h3AEgvPOVJ7

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Then... in the Summer:

RVP

Mata - Rooney - Januzaj

Gundogan - Vidal

...and all of a sudden we have a title winning side.

Eboracum posted:

one of these things...

Eboracum posted:

one of these things...

vyelkin posted:

"If we add three amazing players to the reigning champions, maybe they can be a title-winning squad."

c0burn posted:

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FIGHT, PASSION, HEART, WILL TO WIN AND PRMIER LEAGUE QAULITY PLAYERS!!!!! EVERTHING WEST HAM LACK IN ABUNDANCE. WELL DON SUNDERLAND + GOOD LUCK AT WEMBLEY

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Tough luck guys it happens chances were lost but it is not the end we stil have many competitions ahead of us focus on them we are stil in the league title race. The defending champions in actual fact! Come come on lets rally behind our team and stop politicking!

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Mata will fill the void left since Paul Scholes retired, he will link the defence and attack nicely. Sit him in the Number 10 role and have a twin strike force with Rooney and RVP. Along with Fletcher, Carrick, Valencia and Januzai Utd will become formidable again, Nani needs games he's proved in the past what a great player he can be you don't play for Portugal if you're a bad player PERIOD. Put last night down to experience De Gea made a mistake but how many games has he saved us in this season? Just a bad day at the office, the worm will turn Utd don't becaome a bad team overnight its all about confidence.............. United till I Die

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Mata is a good signing, but he will never replace januzaj hopefully we don't sign mata, because zaha needs gameplay before he stars in the worlds cup this year zaha and januzaj the new ronaldo and messi by next season

Ninpo posted:

That last one

Ninpo posted:

That last one

crappledan posted:

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@StanCollymore 2h
My 4x4 is filthy. Proper obscelete old banger now. Beyond repair. Always good to get a new model though. Leather is worn and old.

Spam posted:

you don't play for Portugal if you're a bad player PERIOD

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Some talk of Podolski being used in a deal. He'd cost £30 odd million, wouldn't he? I'd be surprised if Wenger spent north of £70 million in one season, but it'd show you were the modern game is now that even Arsenal and Manchester United have accepted paying extortionate amounts as the norm.

gucci void main posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytYBCOTUluo

gucci void main posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytYBCOTUluo

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If it's true that we've sent in a bid for Shaw then gently caress me I feel bad for Chelsea. Normally I'd be over the moon about us screwing over a rival, but doing it three times in the span of a few months?

Chelsea Rooney wants to leave, can we have him?

United No.

5 months later

United Mata wants to leave, can we have him?

Chelsea Sure, 45 million and he's yours.

United Best we can do is 37.

Chelsea Okay... I guess...

United Oh yeah and we're going to bid for Luke Shaw. You know, the Chelsea fan who's been called Cole's replacement for the past few years? Yeah him.

Chelsea Can we at least have Rooney at the end of the year?

United OHH sorry! We've just offered him a new 5 year 300k p/w contract!

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I don't think Rooney is a good influence on the club and I think it would be better to get rid of him. This news makes me uneasy, particularly the pay rise which isn't deserved.

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Why don't you think he's a good influence? He's ambitious and wants the team to succeed and he wants to play with top class players. I think the pay raise is deserved and it means a lot for us to sign a rival player while at the same time keeping our best players.

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Absolutely!
Rooney's complaints have (allegedly) always been about the club's lack of serious transfer business, which is exactly what we've all been pissed off about for years!

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Exactly. All Rooney has done is voice the concerns that all of us complain about on here. Never understood why people think he's a bad influence on the club

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People don't think in depth, they just see "disloyalty" even though he's saying the same things as us.

Oh and he wanted a raise - like everyone wants a raise. Why is it so unreasonable?


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... and shag a granny or two. lol
Seriously, I WANT the players to have his passion and ambition for the club.
Every single one of them should take a leaf from his book!

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Mike Keegan: 'Proper fans' see positive in United crisis - the end of the day-tripper

Our sports writer tells how long-standing Reds supporters are rising above the hysteria surrounding the club - and hope to reclaim Old Trafford from the 'glory hunters'

I have a mate who is what I like to call a 'proper Man United fan'.

He supports them because he is from around here and because his family has always supported them.

He is the same age as me (35) and grew up on a diet of mediocrity. Slim pickings in which victories over Liverpool felt like cup final triumphs. Cup finals themselves, like the 1985 win over Everton at Wembley, rare, joyous occasions spoken about for weeks and reenacted in the playground.

He does not support United because they provide success in a life devoid of it which, unfortunately, seems to be the main attraction for the vast majority of the 659m worldwide 'followers' the club boast of when telling us about the latest official tyre sponsor in Kathmandu.

And so, in the midst of this CRISIS, he is not on Twitter claiming that this is the end of the world, that David Moyes should be sacked and that United are on the verge of extinction.

He actually can see the positives.

Because for him, this is not the end of his world. It is another chapter in the long tome that is supporting his club through thick and thin and while it might be painful, it is driving the glory hunters away.

I was at Old Trafford last night and there were thousands there like him. United in their support for the manager. Proper Reds who understand that Moyes is not destroying the club but is simply trying to make the best of the hospital pass that was punted his way.
My mate was not there. He cannot bring himself to go to home matches. He goes to away games (when he can get tickets). He hates everything about the matchday experience and what it has become.

Day trippers everywhere. Cameras at the ready. Turn up, sit comfortably and expect to be entertained.

He used to sit in the old 'K' Stand. I was close to it last night. There are still people in there like my mate. A bunch of about a dozen in front of us who, for five minutes, chanted the United Calypso. Nobody joined in - they probably didn't know the words.

Further down I watched as a 30-something bloke stood up on no less than five occasions to try and get a song started. He stopped doing it in the end and slumped back in his seat. Defeated.

All of them could relate the current predicament to the time before Sir Alex and in his early years. A time when the team needed their support and they roared it back at them. These are the people who do not send dummies flying all over Twitter. The Stretford End, to be fair, was full of them.

My mate is thinking of breaking his self-imposed home ban. I'd guess there may be others like him.

This cannot be a bad thing.

There is, of course, the irony that a return to success would no doubt bring the day trippers back.

But for the moment there are 'proper Man United fans' who are more than prepared to look on the bright side of life.

Good ball by Dixon posted:

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/sport-opinion/mike-keegan-proper-fans-see-6555848

pissy smelliott posted:

Ahahaha 35 so he was at most like 7 the last time United were bad

euroboy posted:

but he grew up on a diet of mediocrity