The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Why don't you lay off the Asians, Jrou?

Your game shows reward knowledge.

Here, we punish ignorance.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 00:00

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# ? May 21, 2024 14:49

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

jscolon2.0 posted:

Why don't you lay off the Asians, Jrou?

Do you want to change your name to Jerusalem Jr? The goons could call you JuJu.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 00:02

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Deviant posted:

Your game shows reward knowledge.

Here, we punish ignorance.

You didn't start this thread! You won it on a crooked '50s game show!

# ? Jan 17, 2014 00:21

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You didn't start this thread! You won it on a crooked '50s game show!

We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:23

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

MondayHotDog, there's a rocket in my pocket!

Don't need to tell me, sir!

# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

Why don't you lay off the Asians, Jrou?

Perhaps this Homer Jrou is a relation?

# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:43

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Unlikely Jerusalem, they both spell and pronounce their names differently.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:45

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Pierce and Pierce posted:

Unlikely Jerusalem, they both spell and pronounce their names differently.

Then bring me DIFFERENT relations! Living ones! :argh:

# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:46

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Jerusalem posted:

Then bring me DIFFERENT relations! Living ones!

The rest of that night is something I'd like to forget.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:48

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Jerusalem posted:

Then bring me DIFFERENT relations! Living ones!

Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai Three-Finger Brown...

# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Technogeek posted:

The rest of that night is something I'd like to forget.

Forget you pal, thanks for nothing! :qq:

So then I told him,"Forget you pal, thanks for nothing! :mad:

# ? Jan 17, 2014 01:54

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Technogeek posted:

The rest of that night is something I'd like to forget.

Now let us never speak of the shortcut again.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 02:01

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Jerusalem posted:

Perhaps this Homer Jrou is a relation?

# ? Jan 17, 2014 02:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

But if I don't accept checks from them, they'll beat me up!

# ? Jan 17, 2014 02:07

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!

# ? Jan 17, 2014 02:36

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Tokelau All Star posted:

I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!

Haha yeah, they'll use you like.... well like currency, like you said.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 02:40

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CatchrNdRy posted:

Now let us never speak of the shortcut again.

Now remember! We're in the Itchy Lot.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 03:26

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Now remember! We're in the Itchy Lot.

Nothing could possi-BLY go wrong.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 03:31

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Mister Kingdom posted:

Nothing could possi-BLY go wrong.

So, Mister Kingdom, you think you're God's gift to women, do you?

# ? Jan 17, 2014 04:05

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Class3KillStorm posted:

So, Mister Kingdom, you think you're God's gift to women, do you?

I once tried to kill the world's greatest lover, but there are laws against suicide. :smithicide:

# ? Jan 17, 2014 04:08

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

I once tried to kill the world's greatest lover, but there are laws against suicide.

Class3Killstorm chose the life of celibacy. jscolon2.0 had it thrust upon him.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 04:27

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Tokelau All Star posted:

Mona Simpson, Mona Stevens, Martha Steward, Muddie Mae Suggins...?

# ? Jan 17, 2014 04:47

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

IMJack posted:

Mona Simpson, Mona Stevens, Martha Steward, Muddie Mae Huggins...?

Can't reminisce, sleeping.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 04:51

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai Three-Finger Brown...

I'm afraid all of those players have retired and, uh, passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 05:02

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

I'm afraid all of those players have retired and, uh, passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.

In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk! :smug:

# ? Jan 17, 2014 05:19

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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IMJack posted:

Mona Simpson, Mona Stevens, Martha Steward, Muddie Mae Suggins...?

Or should I call you Anita Bonghit

# ? Jan 17, 2014 06:07

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Everything Counts posted:

In fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk!

Everything Counts, a man just died. :mad:

# ? Jan 17, 2014 06:22

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

I once tried to kill the world's greatest lover, but there are laws against suicide.

No wonder I didn't hear about jscolon2.0 being elected world's greatest sex machine

# ? Jan 17, 2014 06:33

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

TV's there, bathroom's there, and there's your king size bed for [wolf-whistles, makes a cat noise, imitates a bed squeaking, purrs, pants, barks, howls, twiddles his lips] Hubba hubba!

sorry

# ? Jan 17, 2014 07:01

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Tokelau All Star posted:

TV's there, bathroom's there, and there's your king size bed for [wolf-whistles, makes a cat noise, imitates a bed squeaking, purrs, pants, barks, howls, twiddles his lips] Hubba hubba!

sorry

Stop that. I love my wife and family. All I'll be using this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 07:48

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

MondayHotDog posted:

Stop that. I love my wife and family. All I'll be using this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort.

Eh open up the stick with your wife barrel

# ? Jan 17, 2014 08:32

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Skeesix posted:

Eh open up the stick with your wife barrel

Skeesix, I want you to stop seeing this Jacques.
You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months I want you to break it off.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 11:27

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

mrfart posted:

Skeesix, I want you to stop seeing this Jacques.
You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months I want you to break it off.

I don't know what old Nicky's tellin' ya, I haven't flushed a ball in years!

# ? Jan 17, 2014 12:50

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Drink-Mix Man posted:

No wonder I didn't hear about jscolon2.0 being elected world's greatest sex machine

What's wrong with hearing your elderly moderator talk about seeeexxx?

# ? Jan 17, 2014 15:01

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Captain Foxy posted:

Or should I call you Anita Bonghit

What about Hootie McBoob?

# ? Jan 17, 2014 15:04

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau All Star posted:

TV's there, bathroom's there, and there's your king size bed for [wolf-whistles, makes a cat noise, imitates a bed squeaking, purrs, pants, barks, howls, twiddles his lips] Hubba hubba!

sorry

Why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you?!?

Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroooom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Haha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 17:43

Captain Foxy: Jun 13, 2007; I love Hitler and Hitler loves me! He's not all bad, Hitler just needs someone to believe in him! Can't you just give Hitler a chance?

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Writer Cath posted:

What's wrong with hearing your elderly moderator talk about seeeexxx?

Become emotionally dead. Leave your body.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 18:21

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Tokelau All Star posted:

TV's there, bathroom's there, and there's your king size bed for [wolf-whistles, makes a cat noise, imitates a bed squeaking, purrs, pants, barks, howls, twiddles his lips] Hubba hubba!

sorry

Now I'm going to haul rear end to Lollapalooza!