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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Captain Foxy posted:

:geno: Become emotionally dead. Leave your body.

:haw: If it's clear and yella, you got juice there, fella!

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Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

Ugh, you can stay but I’m leaving.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Captain Foxy posted:

:geno: Become emotionally dead. Leave your body.

:sigh: Yeah, I heard it too. Here's some music. :guitar:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Writer Cath posted:

:haw: If it's clear and yella, you got juice there, fella!

We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

TMMadman posted:

We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




Come on, Man Alive!, you'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occured in the first thread when...

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

:sigh: Yeah, I heard it too. Here's some music. :guitar:

Nah nah nah nah, HEY! Nananana. Na na na na na, HEY...

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Come on, Man Alive!, you'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.

What's the atomic weight of bolognium?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

What's the atomic weight of bolognium?

Craptacular.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you?!?

Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroooom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Haha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.

When Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, Spaceballs. But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

MondayHotDog posted:

When Marge first told me she was going to the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie, Spaceballs. But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.

When I first heard about the operation, I was against it! But then I thought, if Monday wants to be a Redditor, then so be it!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Craptacular.

Two of the suckiest hours of my life :(

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Come on, Man Alive!, you'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.

Pepsi?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

:eng101:
Pepi!

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Won't... dignify that... with a response...

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Skeesix posted:

Two of the suckiest hours of my life :(

I gotta go, my drat weiner kids are listening.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

When I first heard about the operation, I was against it! But then I thought, if Monday wants to be a Redditor, then so be it!

I dunno, you gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Writer Cath posted:

I dunno, you gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

It's a little thick, but the price is right!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

It's a little thick, but the price is right!

Usually about this time, jscolon would be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



IMJack posted:

Usually about this time, jscolon would be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang.



Hello, is this jscolon2.0? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Usually about this time, jscolon would be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang.



:aaa: Someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Crispie square!

Oh, and the waiter has been brutally beaten.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

:stonk: Pervert!

Man Alive!
Jul 21, 2004
There IS a spoon, LOOK.

All in favour of the amended Springfield-slash-prevert bill?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees




But every single Scottish person does it!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Man Alive! posted:

All in favour of the amended Springfield-slash-prevert bill?

Done and done.

And I mean done.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Man Alive! posted:

All in favour of the amended Springfield-slash-prevert bill?

I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond Eugene and Rusty.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

IMJack posted:

I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond Eugene and Rusty.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

IMJack posted:

Usually about this time, jscolon would be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang.



I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang it’d be you.

...

SHUT UP!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hello, is this jscolon2.0? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Crackerman posted:

I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang it’d be you.

...

SHUT UP!

Crackerman, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

jscolon2.0 posted:

Crackerman, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

What're you cackling at, jscolon2.0? Too much quoting, that's your problem!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Mister Kingdom posted:

What're you cackling at, jscolon2.0? Too much quoting, that's your problem!

Slow down, Mister Kingdom, you're not on the moon yet.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

Writer Cath posted:

Slow down, Mister Kingdom, you're not on the moon yet.

Those posters are alien replicons from beyond the moon! :argh:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Mayo and Catsup posted:

Those posters are alien replicons from beyond the moon! :argh:

Maybe they're :rolleyes: reverse vampires. :rolleyes:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

Maybe they're :rolleyes: reverse vampires. :rolleyes:

Wooowwwww! I'd like to be... as rich as.... nazis!

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

jscolon2.0 posted:

Crackerman, can't you go five seconds without humiliating yourself?

How long was that?

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Jerusalem posted:

Wooowwwww! I'd like to be... as rich as.... nazis!

Wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended!

:ohdear:

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