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also I'm really surprised no one postedf this exact vid yet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb5QaCfm7bg
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 23:51 |
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every two years i think of that vid and then can't stop laughing at it for about a month, then repeat the process
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 23:52 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:every two years i think of that vid and then can't stop laughing at it for about a month, then repeat the process
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 23:53 |
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he looks like johnny ramone's autistic cousin they locked up in the attic
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# ? Jan 17, 2014 23:54 |
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Good lord does that guitar really have a 29 fret fretboard?
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 00:10 |
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Consist posted:Good lord does that guitar really have a 29 fret fretboard? yes and i;'m pretty sure he uses every one
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 00:12 |
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have something to wash that hairspray smell away, NONIRONIC GOOD VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWlqBH9nrU check out the marty felddman lookin piano player
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 00:24 |
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Consist posted:Good lord does that guitar really have a 29 fret fretboard? 29? Pfft. This one's got 30! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqpm1xy-t_A Before you know it you'll be playing notes on, like, the 22nd fret and it's really easy and you're, like, woah. I can't believe they haven't made a 9-string version of this yet.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 00:24 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:Please don't docxx Faustus
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 00:55 |
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mclast posted:looking for pickups but i found this beauty That's a loving Alembic, isn't it? I know they're supposed to play like butter, but Jesus Christ they look horrible and everyone who uses them either sounds meh (Stanley Clarke) or doesn't sound any different than they did when they were using Fenders (John Paul Jones). Bass players are the worst gearheads out of anyone, and will buy up any poo poo with a $2,000+ price tag.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 00:58 |
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iostream.h posted:gently caress it. it's like this: taste is up to each individual person, and if you like your guitar, good for you. just don't be weird if people hate your guitar for whatever reason. a prs is totally a bluesdad guitar but gently caress it man if that's what you like to play that's what you like to play and gently caress the haters Spanish Manlove posted:he looks like johnny ramone's autistic cousin they locked up in the attic he's aged so good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ8ml7eENuI
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 01:30 |
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we could really just call this the michael angelo batio/chris impellitteri megathread because oh man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bf2oZVe3FY e: bonus- here's a tribute to randy rhoads that totally misses the point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdJiygGRm_g&t=148s Declan MacManus fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jan 18, 2014 |
# ? Jan 18, 2014 01:33 |
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Tempus Fugit posted:I'm pleased you haven't lost sight of the importance of tone. I cringe at the thought of doing 220bpm diminished sweep arpeggios through my line6 rig if you had chosen a regular sharpie, normal paint and finish. I have been reliably informed that using an inferior make of marker will clog the wood pores and ruin the sustain. Rest assured that I will tap-test many sharpie markers until I find the right one. Harry in Rio posted:If you own an ugly guitar, you should video yourself doing something songy in it. Bonus points for a bitchin' solo. Well this I cannot wait to see.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 01:46 |
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Declan MacManus posted:it's like this: taste is up to each individual person, and if you like your guitar, good for you. just don't be weird if people hate your guitar for whatever reason. a prs is totally a bluesdad guitar but gently caress it man if that's what you like to play that's what you like to play and gently caress the haters It's all good really, I dig my flamey-topped, gaudy things, but there'll always be someone that doesn't. Les Paul divided everyone with their chambering/weight relief, PRS with the 'heel' and CNC, it's no big thing. (I DO get testy about the blues dad thing because I AM older, but I hate the blues). No worries! I just wanted to throw that into the ring since it met the criteria, having been determined earlier to be an ugly guitar and it's me making music type sounds come out of it. Besides, if I REALLY cared what people thought, being in Alabama, I'd be playing a Telecaster in some country band somewhere trying to figure out why my ol' lady sisterwife took my dogs when she left with my house trailer.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 02:48 |
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White Dog Eggs and I been in talks to make this a reality gonna get my own station waguitar
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 02:59 |
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Needs some green to be a proper VistaCruiser tho'.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:01 |
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Mineaiki posted:That's a loving Alembic, isn't it? I know they're supposed to play like butter, but Jesus Christ they look horrible and everyone who uses them either sounds meh (Stanley Clarke) or doesn't sound any different than they did when they were using Fenders (John Paul Jones). Bass players are the worst gearheads out of anyone, and will buy up any poo poo with a $2,000+ price tag. yes it is, and yes bassists are. the custom ones are always this weird faux-naturalistic style too iostream.h posted:Needs some green to be a proper VistaCruiser tho'. mclast fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Jan 18, 2014 |
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mclast posted:White Dog Eggs and I been in talks to make this a reality i need this. make the body that nasty oldsmobile green and make the pick guard veneer or something
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:12 |
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mclast posted:White Dog Eggs and I been in talks to make this a reality Am I a bad person for unironically liking this
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:32 |
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Fax Sr posted:i need this. make the body that nasty oldsmobile green and make the pick guard veneer or something needs to be that right mix of avocado and pea green to get the proper family truckster look
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:38 |
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Help goons. Is my guitar ugly? I need goon approval. I can't enjoy it without your approval but if you don't like it I'm gonna pop in every 2 days to tell you how much better I am than all of you.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:39 |
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its ugly yeah
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:42 |
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need a sideshot is that neckbinding?
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:44 |
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mclast posted:need a sideshot is that neckbinding? Totes It's awkward as all gently caress, it's more neck heavy than any SG ever
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:48 |
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i mean it probably gives you a ton of indie cred and as long as you enjoy playing it
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:49 |
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I have 0 credibility, just like my credit score.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:52 |
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neck binding = sustain for days bro seriously i like your.. squier jazzmaster? too
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:53 |
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Malden Liquid http://www.maldenguitars.com/liquid.htm
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:54 |
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HollisBrown posted:Totes I have some pretty sweet wood left over from doing my floors, now I wonder if I can make a guitar out of it E: I unironically like your guitars bro just thought they looked a lot like your flooring
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 03:58 |
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LudwigVon Lugnuts posted:E: I unironically like your guitars bro just thought they looked a lot like your flooring Well than I guess I don't hate you after all and don't need to defend myself pointlessly for 2 solid weeks
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 04:06 |
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Ok, we're not there yet buddy. Please describe in excruciating detail your feelings on Kings X
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 06:11 |
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81 pages and no Schecters? I love my C1 blackjack to death, but this thing....
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 06:40 |
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 06:45 |
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ThanatosOfOne posted:81 pages and no Schecters? I love my C1 blackjack to death, but this thing.... hot topic: the guitar
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 07:00 |
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Declan MacManus posted:hot topic: the guitar you joke but schecter guitar research spent 5 years and millions in r&d to create a proprietary scratch and sniff paint for the finish that smells like axe body spray. dark temptation to be exact
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 07:40 |
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comes along bort posted:you joke but schecter guitar research spent 5 years and millions in r&d to create a proprietary scratch and sniff paint for the finish that smells like axe body spray. dark temptation to be exact and to think in the 70's they were helping guitarists by weighing down their poo poo with brass parts
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 07:53 |
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I think it's only ugly if you play pretentious horrible bullshit. I mean, sometimes I weld poo poo and I have to do it in a hurry, just to make something work (like an irrigation pipe, or a cracked intake manifold on a tractor) and I know what I've done could be dressed with a grinder, but man, it's beautiful if it works. Especially if it's bone chilling cold and you're out of your mind trying to convince yourself that "give it one more go - you're made of tougher poo poo, make this motherfucker work" is going to pay off. Function over form. So lets hear some function, fuckos. Make that ugly poo poo sing and soar you loving faggots.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 08:27 |
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HollisBrown posted:Totes I have it on good authority you can lighten that right up by cutting a handle into it.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 08:28 |
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BetterTasteThnU posted:I have it on good authority you can lighten that right up by cutting a handle into it. A handle. In the neck. Right through the 4th, 5th, and 6th frets.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 08:31 |
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thelightguy posted:A handle. In the neck. Right through the 4th, 5th, and 6th frets. Or into that boat paddle of a headstock. But for reals, Hollis. You're cool as poo poo in ML, so if you're down with that plank, I can't hate on it.
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# ? Jan 18, 2014 08:33 |