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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Alright, this is a serious issue: (for the tiny, tiny sliver of people who would ever see this page) Should the Futanari page contain pornographic links? I have contributed to this article because I like Futanari as much as the next pervert, (I did the 4 Jan 2005 edits) but I don't feel that Wikipedia, wonderful font of information that it is, should be used as a search engine for exotic porn simply because it is expansive enough to contain definitions of terms found in exotic porn. Pornographic links have been removed from this page before, but I'm not about to be the one to do it again unless I get some positive feedback on this. Comments?

Also, somebody removed the term 'hermies'; frankly I'm glad of this because the name creeps me out and I've never heard it before. Who took it out and what was your reason? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 141.165.46.236 (talk • contribs) 22:12, 12 February 2005.

Shut the gently caress up, tenks I know you edited that here.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 69.208.127.238 (talk • contribs) 01:13, 26 May 2005.

# ? Jan 17, 2014 20:35

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# ? May 27, 2024 02:27

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

mods please namechange me to Herman's Hermies

# ? Jan 17, 2014 21:41

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Suspicious Dish posted:

well, come on Call Now, buck up

reminder that upon first encountering goatse about a year ago

Call Now posted:

how does a guy like that even get married?

# ? Jan 17, 2014 22:24

ANIME MONSTROSITY: Jun 1, 2012; by XyloJW

man
some stuff happened in meantime

# ? Jan 17, 2014 23:05

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

TINA TURNER posted:

man
some stuff happened in meantime

high-school graduation, etc

# ? Jan 17, 2014 23:45

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

RZApublican posted:

mods please namechange me to Herman's Hermies

# ? Jan 18, 2014 00:29

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

hermie munster

# ? Jan 18, 2014 00:30

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012

# ? Jan 18, 2014 01:11

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

From today's featured article
Mounted skeleton of the Nigersaurus
Nigersaurus (meaning "Niger reptile") is a genus of rebbachisaurid sauropod dinosaur that lived during the middle Cretaceous period, about 115 to 105 million years ago. It was discovered in the Elrhaz Formation in an area called Gadoufaoua, in Niger. Fossils of this dinosaur were first described in 1976, but it was only named in 1999. The genus contains a single species, N. taqueti, named after French palaeontologist Philippe Taquet, who discovered the first remains. At 9 m (30 ft) long�small for a sauropod�it weighed around 4 tonnes, comparable to a modern elephant. It had a wide muzzle filled with more than 500 teeth, which were replaced every 14 days. Unlike other tetrapods, its jaws were wider than the skull, with its teeth were located far to the front, and it fed with its head close to the ground. It lived in a riparian habitat, and its diet probably consisted of soft plants, such as ferns, horsetails, and angiosperms. It is one of the most common fossil vertebrates found in the area, and shared its habitat with other dinosaurian megaherbivores, as well as large theropods and crocodylomorphs. (Full article...)

# ? Jan 18, 2014 01:34

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Carthag posted:

From today's featured article
Mounted skeleton of the Nigersaurus
Nigersaurus (meaning "Niger reptile") is a genus of rebbachisaurid sauropod dinosaur that lived during the middle Cretaceous period, about 115 to 105 million years ago. It was discovered in the Elrhaz Formation in an area called Gadoufaoua, in Niger. Fossils of this dinosaur were first described in 1976, but it was only named in 1999. The genus contains a single species, N. taqueti, named after French palaeontologist Philippe Taquet, who discovered the first remains. At 9 m (30 ft) long�small for a sauropod�it weighed around 4 tonnes, comparable to a modern elephant. It had a wide muzzle filled with more than 500 teeth, which were replaced every 14 days. Unlike other tetrapods, its jaws were wider than the skull, with its teeth were located far to the front, and it fed with its head close to the ground. It lived in a riparian habitat, and its diet probably consisted of soft plants, such as ferns, horsetails, and angiosperms. It is one of the most common fossil vertebrates found in the area, and shared its habitat with other dinosaurian megaherbivores, as well as large theropods and crocodylomorphs. (Full article...)

there are no soft gs in latin

# ? Jan 18, 2014 01:35

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Yodzilla posted:

i'm the butthole

i love a good butthole. something about seeing someones rear end in a top hat is like "well, i think i know you pretty well now, thanks"

# ? Jan 18, 2014 07:45

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

maybe not worthless, but was a little odd to read

West Sussex is a county in the south of England, bordering East Sussex (with Brighton and Hove), Hampshire and Surrey. With its origins in the kingdom of Sussex, the later county of Sussex was traditionally divided into six units known as rapes. By the 16th century, the three western rapes were grouped together informally, having their own separate Quarter Sessions; they were administered by a separate county council from 1888. In 1974, West Sussex was made a single ceremonial county with the coming into force of the Local Government Act 1972. At the same time a large part of the eastern rape of Lewes (the Mid Sussex district which includes the towns of Haywards Heath, Burgess Hill and East Grinstead) was transferred into West Sussex.

# ? Jan 18, 2014 08:36

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Orbi posted:

im the anime porn called Viper GTS

Wanna. SpartanSex Spermax!!!

G-Spot Express

Fighting of Ecstasy

Buttobi CPU

A Time to Screw

The Invisible Stud

The Invisible Stud Returns

Super Sexy Android

Project Boobs

Please Rape Me!

Nymphs of the Stratosphere

Mother Knows Breast

Living Sex Toy Delivery

mods just namechange everyone in adtrw to these

bookmarkin this post for later name change needs

# ? Jan 18, 2014 08:53

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

from swimming pool santiation

quote:

A swimming pool in obvious need of sanitation

# ? Jan 18, 2014 09:09

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

TINA TURNER posted:

http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartoszyce

once again the most worthless articles are on my wikipedia. this for example is an article about a shithole town thats somehow twice as long as the article on our savior jesus christ and almost as long as the article on the capital city

quote:

Objects do not exist

Teutonic Castle - one of the first castles of the Teutonic Order in Prussia . It was built as a wooden watchtower in 1240, [45] after the conquest of the Prussian tribe Barts . Around 1273, was burnt down and a new building probably already had elements of masonry. Resided in the castle of the Teutonic prosecutor, who was subject to the commander of Bałgii . Around the castle settlement quickly grew and in 1326, Dietrich von Altenburg granted the settlement privilege - Rosenthal (Valley of Roses). But nearly six years later, on Feb. 17, 1332, the location of the city was moved to the right side Lyna . In February 1454 [46] , the rebellious burghers, who joined the Prussian Union destroyed the castle. Castle in the original block never rebuilt. Since 1525, [47] , started its reconstruction in the existing walls as the headquarters of the princely governors. In 1902, the county built a new headquarters, which was burned down at the end of hostilities in 1945, the castle currently no trace. In 1684 the castle was captured bartoszycki in Figure Christopher Hartknoch in the work of Alt und Neus Preussen.
Prussian war monument nineteenth century - a monument in the form of a soaring obelisk in honor of the fallen in the wars fought by Prussia in the nineteenth century became the site of today's Solidarity Ronda [48] .

# ? Jan 18, 2014 13:36

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

A fictional one trillion (1000⁴) dollar bill forms the basis of the plot of the The Simpsons episode "The Trouble with Trillions". It features a portrait of Harry Truman giving a thumbs-up with one hand and the a-ok sign with the other. This fake trillion dollar bill can also be found in numerous Kip Kay videos on YouTube such as "Booby Trapped Briefcase".

# ? Jan 18, 2014 15:49

RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS: Dec 21, 2010

El Negocio posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_in_popular_culture

In Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn (1995) Hitler escapes from Hell and attempts to take over a city; he is quickly subdued by Gotenks.

lmfao

# ? Jan 18, 2014 15:59

Miley Virus: Apr 9, 2010

List of songs about Adolf Hitler

# ? Jan 18, 2014 16:04

Miley Virus: Apr 9, 2010

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball

holy poo poo

# ? Jan 18, 2014 16:05

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

Nevertheless research, eye witness testimony and historical study has not been able to prove or disprove the true nature of Hitler's anatomy, vis a vis his scrotal sac, and how many testes it contained.

# ? Jan 18, 2014 17:06

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

prefect posted:

maybe not worthless, but was a little odd to read

West Sussex is a county in the south of England, bordering East Sussex (with Brighton and Hove), Hampshire and Surrey. With its origins in the kingdom of Sussex, the later county of Sussex was traditionally divided into six units known as rapes. By the 16th century, the three western rapes were grouped together informally, having their own separate Quarter Sessions; they were administered by a separate county council from 1888. In 1974, West Sussex was made a single ceremonial county with the coming into force of the Local Government Act 1972. At the same time a large part of the eastern rape of Lewes (the Mid Sussex district which includes the towns of Haywards Heath, Burgess Hill and East Grinstead) was transferred into West Sussex.

wonder what the :tvtropes:

crowd would think of this

# ? Jan 18, 2014 17:51

madeupfred: Oct 10, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Office Assistant
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The program was widely reviled among users as intrusive and annoying,[14][15] and was criticized even within Microsoft. Microsoft's internal codename TFC had a derogatory origin: Steven Sinofsky[6] states that "C" stood for "clown", while allowing his readers to guess what "TF" might stand for (The loving).

In July 2000, the online comic strip User Friendly ran a series of panels featuring Clippy.[18]

# ? Jan 18, 2014 18:13

madeupfred: Oct 10, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

thank you wikipedia for explaining this very complicated joke.

# ? Jan 18, 2014 18:14

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

wouldn't it have been "that loving clown" though? idk it just seems more natural and obvious

# ? Jan 18, 2014 18:25

Bisty Q.: Jul 22, 2008

Orbi posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball

holy poo poo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler%27s_possible_monorchism

# ? Jan 18, 2014 19:47

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Sham bam bamina! posted:

wouldn't it have been "that loving clown" though? idk it just seems more natural and obvious

the loving clown: the clown that fucks

# ? Jan 18, 2014 20:45

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Bisty Q. posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler%27s_possible_monorchism

802.11weed posted:

Nevertheless research, eye witness testimony and historical study has not been able to prove or disprove the true nature of Hitler's anatomy, vis a vis his scrotal sac, and how many testes it contained.

# ? Jan 18, 2014 20:47

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

Are they any references about Takashi Murakami sculpture of Hitler's testicle? I could found nothing. --Gelli63 (talk) 17:43, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

# ? Jan 18, 2014 21:12

Metal Pink Babble: Mar 31, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

El Negocio posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_in_popular_culture

In Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn (1995) Hitler escapes from Hell and attempts to take over a city; he is quickly subdued by Gotenks.

but shortly after gotenks' first real battle, he was subdued for the rest of the z saga, up until p. much the climax of the buu finale of the z saga. the dragon balls didn't actually exist at that point near the finale's climactic resolutionary battle, since majin buu had eaten god who had made the dragon balls. how the hell could hitler get even a single dragon ball without the cheap time paradox gambit, wtf, toriyama-sempai?!!

802.11weed posted:

Are they any references about Takashi Murakami sculpture of Hitler's testicle? I could found nothing. --Gelli63 (talk) 17:43, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

i really like your avatar

# ? Jan 19, 2014 03:10

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

802.11weed posted:

Are they any references about Takashi Murakami sculpture of Hitler's testicle? I could found nothing. --Gelli63 (talk) 17:43, 28 August 2013 (UTC)

HITLERS JUNK SCLULPTER

# ? Jan 19, 2014 05:09

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

Metal Pink Babble posted:

i really like your avatar

thx

# ? Jan 19, 2014 06:13

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

.lnk to the past posted:

HITLERS JUNK SCLULPTER

BULLETS CURE TESTICLES

# ? Jan 19, 2014 07:27

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

whats a futanari

# ? Jan 19, 2014 10:26

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

prefect posted:

maybe not worthless, but was a little odd to read

West Sussex is a county in the south of England, bordering East Sussex (with Brighton and Hove), Hampshire and Surrey. With its origins in the kingdom of Sussex, the later county of Sussex was traditionally divided into six units known as rapes. By the 16th century, the three western rapes were grouped together informally, having their own separate Quarter Sessions; they were administered by a separate county council from 1888. In 1974, West Sussex was made a single ceremonial county with the coming into force of the Local Government Act 1972. At the same time a large part of the eastern rape of Lewes (the Mid Sussex district which includes the towns of Haywards Heath, Burgess Hill and East Grinstead) was transferred into West Sussex.

i used to live here

# ? Jan 19, 2014 10:26