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Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

PittTheElder posted:

There might also be a significant enough ethnically Indian minority within the country that they've reached some sort of fetishized status. I'm not sure exactly why, but tons of Indian people wound up in South Africa during the old Imperial days, and I wouldn't be overly surprised to learn that happened in Nigeria as well.

No idea if that's actually the case, just hypothesizing. Bollywood is probably a better guess.

Indians were all over the British Empire. That's why Trinidad-Tobago is known for its Diwali festivities. And delicious fusion curries. So good! Particularly after the British outlawed slavery, they moved a lot of Indian "indentured servants" around. Plus, educated Indians could be used as non-white intermediaries. For example, Gandhi in S. Africa. By pitting Hindu against Muslim and Indian against Black, the British were able to focus a lot of anger that should have been focused towards them towards other groups. Sound colonial policy. hosed up as poo poo, but that's colonialism for you.

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Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Disco Infiva posted:

How about "sister" being number 1?
Oh, so that's what that is. I'm too lazy to bother translating so I just assumed it was the name of a Czech starlet or something. :effort:

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Kopijeger posted:

Other notables: Pakistan has "indian" in second place
I'm not sure this really means anything. Chances are that all kinds of South Asians just end up being called "indian", given that it's sampling American sites, same for East Asians and "japanese".

Ammat The Ankh posted:

If that was the case, wouldn't those countries' results resemble America's as a whole more?
Wouldn't the armed forces skew much younger than America as a whole, and much more male?

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

I found it hilarious how basically every country in Europe had their own nationality as the top search.

Except for Ireland, which went:
1) Gangbang
2) Drunk
3) Irish

I also had no idea that "casting" was a fetish/BDSM thing. It was a top result all over the place.

edit: and whats up with the top corner, where you can choose between "Straight", "Gay" and "Tranny". I was on the US, and clicked Gay, and the top result was "Straight". The gently caress?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Ammat The Ankh posted:

If that was the case, wouldn't those countries' results resemble America's as a whole more?

American servicemen googling for porn overseas probably don't constitute a representative sampling of America.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Count Roland posted:

edit: and whats up with the top corner, where you can choose between "Straight", "Gay" and "Tranny". I was on the US, and clicked Gay, and the top result was "Straight". The gently caress?
Probably ostensibly-straight people having gay sex.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

PittTheElder posted:

I'm not sure exactly why, but tons of Indian people wound up in South Africa during the old Imperial days, and I wouldn't be overly surprised to learn that happened in Nigeria as well.
A large number of Indians and Malays were imported as slaves by the Dutch prior to British rule in the Cape. Subsequent to that, a lot of Indians from lower caste groups in British India moved seeking a better life, often paying for that by way of indentured servitude, and gaining some rights when their terms concluded. Then when Imperialism was over and apartheid came in, they were stripped of a lot of rights again (although not as many as the native African groups, and they got rights to representation back sooner).

I'm not sure about Nigeria, although obviously the Dutch part wouldn't apply, but there were a large number of Indians in other British possessions in Africa, notably Uganda. Mostly Sikhs, they were again on indentured contracts for building railroads, and remained afterwards until Idi Amin started a campaign of hate against them and many left for Britain.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Flagrant Abuse posted:

Probably ostensibly-straight people having gay sex.

Yeah, I'm informed by a gay friend that this is a huge thing in gay porn.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

A large number of Indians and Malays were imported as slaves by the Dutch prior to British rule in the Cape. Subsequent to that, a lot of Indians from lower caste groups in British India moved seeking a better life, often paying for that by way of indentured servitude, and gaining some rights when their terms concluded. Then when Imperialism was over and apartheid came in, they were stripped of a lot of rights again (although not as many as the native African groups, and they got rights to representation back sooner).

Gandhi got all of his good ideas during the 20 years he spent in South Africa.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Torrannor posted:

And interesting that simply "Japanese" was number 1 in China. What does that tell us about the Sino-Japanese rivalry?

I figure since there's not that much Chinese or Korean porn, if you're Chinese, and want to find people who look close to Chinese having sex, Japanese porn is your best search term. You can get back to the local ethnic rivalries after you get off.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I don't think that any internet statistics coming out of China are reliable, to be honest. Isn't porn illegal there?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
Afghanistan has a bunch of nearby peoples and then bizarrely "Dutch bitch."

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

reignonyourparade posted:

Afghanistan has a bunch of nearby peoples and then bizarrely "Dutch bitch."

Could this be caused by the relatively large Dutch military presence (a few thousand troops) in the Afghanistan war?

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

Fojar38 posted:

I don't think that any internet statistics coming out of China are reliable, to be honest. Isn't porn illegal there?

Doesn't mean that people don't watch porn.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

withak posted:

American servicemen googling for porn overseas probably don't constitute a representative sampling of America.

Getting all kinds of strange (internet).

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

If I had to guess, it's the popularity of search terms relative to overall results. So Nigeria's most popular search term likely isn't "Indian porn", but rather that the some internal formula determined that "Indian porn" is some combination of sufficiently popular in Nigeria and more popular than "Indian porn" is in other countries.

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE
I'd think this has to do more with English speaking expats in those countries. I'd imagine that Japan would have its own assortment of porn websites that are actually in Japanese.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I wonder how many of the more bizarre things are influenced by robots feeding the engine rubbish.

Particularly considering that most countries do indeed have their own porn sites of preference so the legitimate sample probably isn't all that large.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



ulvir posted:

Let's see how it is up here in the Nordic region.





Fairly standard so far. Denmark seems to have a higher liking for the Japanese stuff than the rest of Scandinavia.



Woah, getting a bit kinky there, Finland. And "public invasion" sounds real creepy.



Those are some really specific search terms. :stare:

I was about to get mad at you for omitting Estonia from the Nordics but then I found that you just can't click on Glorious Eesti. :sigh:

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

Mister Adequate posted:

I was about to get mad at you for omitting Estonia from the Nordics but then I found that you just can't click on Glorious Eesti. :sigh:

I thought only Estonia saw itself as a Nordic country, while the Scandinavians typically exclude it? There are even two Scandinavia and the World comics to back that up!

http://satwcomic.com/party-crasher

http://satwcomic.com/new-nordic

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.




Map pf recent outbreaks of vaccine-preventable diseases.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Got this from another thread:

John Dough posted:

The Netherlands has detection loops installed in the asphalt of most major highways. These measure vehicles travelling over them, and are used to monitor traffic remotely. Because they consist of multiple loops, one pair can determine how fast a vehicle is travelling over it. This way you can detect traffic jams, and this information is also available in real-time. Traffic organizations, news agencies and (maybe?) navigation software use this to warn people about stopped traffic and suggest alternate routes.



Recently the data produced by these detection loops was made public*, and now somebody made a website that actually shows the measurements from the highway detection loops in real-time. Now some of this traffic will be emergency vehicles, but apart from those, what you have here basically is an online leaderboard for speeding :v:



Pink bubbles are record speeds (since 31-12-'13, I believe). Green bubbles are confirmed speeds (meaning they were measured by two loops within a 5km distance). Grey bubbles are single measurements, I turned those off here. Pretty cool stuff.

*The Dutch government has been very active recently in making all kinds of (spatial) data open to the public, partly because of their implementation of the EU INSPIRE directive

The maximum speed on most highways in the Netherlands is 130 km/h, on others it's 120 km/h or lower. However, it seems there might be some 'false' results caused by the loops being unable to detect separate vehicles driving close together. 200 km/h during rush hour is rather unlikely.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I had the mumps last year. I've read that people in the Dutch bible belt are probably to blame, so now I hate them.

Hedera Helix
Sep 2, 2011

The laws of the fiesta mean nothing!

I'm surprised that there haven't been more outbreaks in Australia, because, really.

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

Torrannor posted:

I thought only Estonia saw itself as a Nordic country, while the Scandinavians typically exclude it? There are even two Scandinavia and the World comics to back that up!

http://satwcomic.com/party-crasher

http://satwcomic.com/new-nordic
They can be Nordic if they get a proper Scandinavian Cross-flag, it will be a cold day in hell before we accept a tricolour :colbert:

Kainser fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jan 21, 2014

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Torrannor posted:

I thought only Estonia saw itself as a Nordic country, while the Scandinavians typically exclude it? There are even two Scandinavia and the World comics to back that up!

http://satwcomic.com/party-crasher

http://satwcomic.com/new-nordic

Russia has merely intimidated them. Estonia is Nordic!

made of bees
May 21, 2013
That could be why some Estonians want to do exactly that.

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

made of bees posted:

That could be why some Estonians want to do exactly that.

I've stumbled on this before and I've got to say the Nordic version looks way better.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

It really does, and I think the existing Estonian flag is already sweet.

TheBalor
Jun 18, 2001
Is it true that the Scots were told they'd be welcome with open arms, though? Seems rather silly that Scotland could be let in, but Estonia couldn't.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

TheBalor posted:

Is it true that the Scots were told they'd be welcome with open arms, though? Seems rather silly that Scotland could be let in, but Estonia couldn't.

Scotland has tons of famous people and cool national gimmicks, Estonia is a former Soviet state with a notable Russian minority.

I tried to write more serious answer but nah, basically Cool Countries Club doesn't want to stain the brand. Next we'd have to accept Latvia and Lithuania, ack!

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Kennel posted:

Scotland has tons of famous people and cool national gimmicks, Estonia is a former Soviet state with a notable Russian minority.

I tried to write more serious answer but nah, basically Cool Countries Club doesn't want to stain the brand. Next we'd have to accept Latvia and Lithuania, ack!
Scotland is also culturally closer to the Scandinavian countries, with centuries of Scandinavian colonization and influence creating strong links between the two regions, especially between Scotland and Norway. (The influence obviously also going the other direction as Britain became a world power.) On top of that, Scotland's geographical position and general economic interests fit in pretty well with the other members of the Nordic Council. Which is not to say that Estonia being a poorer ex-Soviet state doesn't mean anything, but Scotland does have some pretty legitimate things going for it.

TheBalor posted:

Is it true that the Scots were told they'd be welcome with open arms, though? Seems rather silly that Scotland could be let in, but Estonia couldn't.
Yes, by the prime minister of Iceland, and the deputy leader of the far right Danish People's Party. I assume they mean full membership, but who knows, maybe it's only an invitation to join as observers (like the Baltic Countries), or associate members like the self-governing regions. (At least initially.)

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Don't forget that the Union Jack is really just a variant of the Nordic Cross.

Duh.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Scotland is also culturally closer to the Scandinavian countries, with centuries of Scandinavian colonization and influence creating strong links between the two regions, especially between Scotland and Norway. (The influence obviously also going the other direction as Britain became a world power.) On top of that, Scotland's geographical position and general economic interests fit in pretty well with the other members of the Nordic Council. Which is not to say that Estonia being a poorer ex-Soviet state doesn't mean anything, but Scotland does have some pretty legitimate things going for it.

That seems like a very dubious assertion to me, unless you purposefully exclude Sweden/Finland from Scandinavia. Certainly, Estonia has closer ties to Sweden and Finland, at least, than either Sweden or Finland has to Scotland, and, arguably, than Scotland ever had to Norway or vice versa. Doubly so in regards to economy and trade. If you exclude Finland from Scandinavia (as some/most do, although I don't see what difference it would make in a Nordic context) then the same still applies for Sweden by itself and Sweden by way of Finland (historically and at present). Any argument in favor of Scotland goes twice or triple for Estonia (except for "riches", I guess). Plus, obviously, Scotland has stronger ties to other “cultural spheres”, making any attempt to paint them with a nordic brush kind of silly (tortured even,) whereas the same cannot really be said for Estonia.

Personally, I'm all for counting Estonia as a Nordic nation. Never leave a bro hanging :hfive:

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Yes, by the prime minister of Iceland, and the deputy leader of the far right Danish People's Party.

So basically nobody said anything, in short.

Shbobdb posted:

Don't forget that the Union Jack is really just a variant of the Nordic Cross.

Duh.

A double Nordic Cross, if you will. Seriously though, don't get that busy abomination mixed up with our junk. I mean, a centered cross? Really? It's like you people (non-nordic cross havers) never heard of the golden ratio :smug:

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Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

A double Nordic Cross, if you will. Seriously though, don't get that busy abomination mixed up with our junk. I mean, a centered cross? Really? It's like you people (non-nordic cross havers) never heard of the golden ratio :smug:
Triple really.

And any argument you can make for Scotland being Nordic you can also make for the UK as a whole (Orkney aside). Even discounting the Viking period a third of the Germanic tribes that formed the Anglo-Saxons were from Jyland.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Scotland is also culturally closer to the Scandinavian countries, with centuries of Scandinavian colonization and influence creating strong links between the two regions, especially between Scotland and Norway. (The influence obviously also going the other direction as Britain became a world power.) On top of that, Scotland's geographical position and general economic interests fit in pretty well with the other members of the Nordic Council. Which is not to say that Estonia being a poorer ex-Soviet state doesn't mean anything, but Scotland does have some pretty legitimate things going for it.

Estonia was colonized and ruled by both Danes and Swedes though. There's also still a Swedish minority in Estonia. Economically Estonia is also still growing and it has strong trade ties with Scandinavian countries.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

That seems like a very dubious assertion to me, unless you purposefully exclude Sweden/Finland from Scandinavia. Certainly, Estonia has closer ties to Sweden and Finland, at least, than either Sweden or Finland has to Scotland, and, arguably, than Scotland ever had to Norway or vice versa. If you exclude Finland from Scandinavia (as some do, although I don't see what difference it would make in a Nordic context) then the same still applies for Sweden by itself and Sweden by way of Finland (historically and at present). Doubly so in regards to economy and trade. Any argument in favor of Scotland goes twice or triple for Estonia (except for "riches", I guess). Plus, obviously, Scotland has stronger ties to other “cultural spheres”, making any attempt to paint them with a nordic brush kind of silly (tortured even,) whereas the same cannot really be said for Estonia.
Scandinavia most definitely does not include Finland, it being the name of the cultural area of Denmark, Norway and Sweden dreamt up back in the day when those were all the rage. I might have been a bit too dismissive of the Swedish economic connection to Estonia though, perhaps because I was thinking more about things that are on a map, such as an independent Scotland sharing an EEZ border with 3 member states in a region full of oil and fish. Close cooperation among the states in that area is probably a pretty good idea.

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

So basically nobody said anything, in short.
I'm not sure the prime minister of a full member country is "nobody", even if it might not carry as much weight as if it had been the Norwegian prime minister.

Rumda posted:

And any argument you can make for Scotland being Nordic you can also make for the UK as a whole (Orkney aside). Even discounting the Viking period a third of the Germanic tribes that formed the Anglo-Saxons were from Jyland.
Except Scotland seems to have gotten over the whole "But, the Empire!" phase (or at least an independent one would), where the rUK certainly hasn't. That's a pretty big deal, in terms of being en equal partner in such a partnership. The size helps as well of course, what with the UK being about twice as large as all the Nordic Countries put together, whereas Scotland fits in perfectly.

Davincie posted:

Estonia was colonized and ruled by both Danes and Swedes though. There's also still a Swedish minority in Estonia. Economically Estonia is also still growing and it has strong trade ties with Scandinavian countries.
Eh, us Danes were kicked out pretty fast, I doubt we've left that much of a mark on them. I'll give you that the Swedes have a much greater connection though, even if I'm not sure about the cultural connection. At least the Scots speak a language pretty much everyone in the Nordic Countries can understand. Just to be clear though, I'm not opposed to Estonia joining up as a full member either, I just think Scotland has some things going for it as well. Maybe those connections are less clear as long as it's under the yoke of London, but being a small country that has been kicked around by powerful southern neighbors is basically half of what makes the Nordic Countries what they are. :v:

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade
An independent Scotland would be economically viable in the long run anyway. The main reason scotland would want to join the nordics is so norway won't take its portion of the north sea oil before the EU lets them in, still not a certain thing.

Any ways Scots are just as imperialistic as a whole as the rest of us are in Britain are. It more a generational thing than anything else.

Rumda fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jan 21, 2014

Rejected Fate
Aug 5, 2011

A Buttery Pastry posted:


Except Scotland seems to have gotten over the whole "But, the Empire!" phase (or at least an independent one would), where the rUK certainly hasn't. That's a pretty big deal, in terms of being en equal partner in such a partnership. The size helps as well of course, what with the UK being about twice as large as all the Nordic Countries put together, whereas Scotland fits in perfectly.


I'm not sure how many would have such sentiments in Wales :colbert:

Or Northern Ireland, really.

I think the question might be a bit moot really since current polls favour Scotland staying within the Union. I also find the idea of merging Scotland under a Nordic identity strange - they're a Celtic nation.

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Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Rejected Fate posted:

I'm not sure how many would have such sentiments in Wales :colbert:

Or Northern Ireland, really.

I think the question might be a bit moot really since current polls favour Scotland staying within the Union. I also find the idea of merging Scotland under a Nordic identity strange - they're a Celtic nation.

Only in the highlands and possibly in Clydesdale, the Hebrides has a strong Norse link, Orkney is practically Norwegian and the lowlands is Germanic.

Though an expanded northern European cultural sphere would obviously included the Baltic Celtic and Western Germanic peoples as well as the Nordic and Finnic.


Northern Europe blue
Western Europe cyan
Eastern Europe pink
Southern Europe green

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