The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended!

Jerusalem posted:

...we won! :woop:

Moneypenny Dreadful fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Jan 19, 2014

# ? Jan 19, 2014 06:29

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# ? May 21, 2024 07:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

...we won!

♫♪ Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing... ♪♫ :qq:

# ? Jan 19, 2014 06:36

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Hey, funboys! Get a room!

# ? Jan 19, 2014 06:47

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Jerusalem posted:

Go home, Jerusalem. :geno:

# ? Jan 19, 2014 06:52

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

...we won!

There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 07:19

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

Wooowwwww! I'd like to be... as rich as.... nazis!

We're gonna live like kings! drat hell rear end kings!

# ? Jan 19, 2014 07:36

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy.

Luke, be a Jedi tonight!
Just be a Jedi tonight!
Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 07:37

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jan 19, 2014 08:40

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

# ? Jan 19, 2014 09:50

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

...we won!

Unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going for pizza.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 10:47

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Go home, Jerusalem.

It's a good thing you turned on the TV!

# ? Jan 19, 2014 12:36

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Everything Counts posted:

Hey, funboys! Get a room!

Aww how nice, those two longshoremen found love.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 14:57

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Tokelau All Star posted:

The All-Ighty Ollar!

# ? Jan 19, 2014 15:29

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

They're really sticking it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 16:05

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

Senior Woodchuck posted:

They're really sticking it to that Spiro Agnew guy again. He must work there or something.

Oh, you'll pay! Don't think you won't pay! :nixon:

# ? Jan 19, 2014 16:47

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Wait a minute! You didn't learn how World War II ended!

Was President Lincoln okay?

# ? Jan 19, 2014 20:35

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MondayHotDog posted:

Was President Lincoln okay?

# ? Jan 19, 2014 20:41

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

TMMadman, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?

# ? Jan 19, 2014 21:13

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

Was President Lincoln okay?

That lying, rail-splitting, theater-going freak!

# ? Jan 19, 2014 21:15

Man Alive!: Jul 21, 2004; There IS a spoon, LOOK.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That lying, rail-splitting, theater-going freak!

I love legitimate theater.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 23:03

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

MondayHotDog posted:

Was President Lincoln okay?

He sold poisoned milk to school children.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 23:16

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Jorghnassen posted:

He sold poisoned milk to school children.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 00:56

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Mayo and Catsup posted:

# ? Jan 20, 2014 01:14

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

MondayHotDog posted:

TMMadman, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?

YOU'RE NEXT, CHESTER A. ARTHUR.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 01:15

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Technogeek posted:

Rats?! You promised me dog or higher! :mad:

# ? Jan 20, 2014 01:22

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Tokelau All Star posted:

YOU'RE NEXT, CHESTER A. ARTHUR.

And just when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 01:40

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Tokelau All Star posted:

YOU'RE NEXT, CHESTER A. ARTHUR.

We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!

# ? Jan 20, 2014 01:40

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Tokelau All Star posted:

YOU'RE NEXT, CHESTER A. ARTHUR.

Now I'm Prune Tracy!

# ? Jan 20, 2014 02:02

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Jorghnassen posted:

He sold poisoned milk to school children.

You promised me dawg or better! :argh:

# ? Jan 20, 2014 02:09

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Jorghnassen posted:

He sold poisoned milk to school children.

First you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns . . .

# ? Jan 20, 2014 02:27

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Tokelau All Star posted:

First you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns . . .

Heh, yeah.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 02:27

Technogeek: Sep 9, 2002; by FactsAreUseless

Tokelau All Star posted:

First you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns . . .

'Tis true, I took many a lump. But 'twas all in good fun.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 02:45

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Tokelau All Star posted:

First you torched that orphanage, then you blew up that bus full of nuns . . .

*tsk tsk* You missed the baby, you missed the blind man...

# ? Jan 20, 2014 02:57

Konec Hry: Jul 13, 2005; too much love will kill you; Grimey Drawer

jscolon2.0 posted:

And just when I was getting over my Chester A. Arthritis.

.... you had arthritis?

# ? Jan 20, 2014 12:25

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

IMJack posted:

*tsk tsk* You missed the baby, you missed the blind man...

without it, I could go even blinder!

# ? Jan 20, 2014 13:14

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

mrfart posted:

without it, I could go even blinder!

A process of dumbening?

# ? Jan 20, 2014 16:42

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Deviant posted:

A process of dumbening?

Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo!

# ? Jan 20, 2014 19:28

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo!

We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 20:37

Crackerman: Jun 23, 2005

Konec Hry posted:

.... you had arthritis?

That does it! You�re banned from this thread! You, and your children, and your children�s children!

For three months.

# ? Jan 20, 2014 20:43

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# ? May 21, 2024 07:51

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

TMMadman posted:

We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

You mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers?

# ? Jan 20, 2014 20:59

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