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I'm not a fan of Kevin Smith's movies really, but reading the Freep reaction to anything involving masculinity makes me think of this scene from Clerks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxK9x0p8Nf4
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A letter to the First Lady, on her birthdayquote:To: 2ndDivisionVet quote:To: 2ndDivisionVet quote:To: 2ndDivisionVet ![]()
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I shall bear the burden of all of the Freep Thread. The fall of Freep will happen on my shoulders. I, alone, shall bear that burden. The rest of us will vote. Vote we shall. Vote we will. THROUGH OUR VOICE WE WILL BE HEARD. *so says the Klingon word*
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Jesus freepers have One True And Good Way of doing everything. They probably give people who don't use the same brand of toilet paper as them dirty looks.
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Mind Loving Owl posted:Jesus freepers have One True And Good Way of doing everything. They probably give people who don't use the same brand of toilet paper as them dirty looks. This is pretty much true, but they also have a different standard for certain kinds of people. They'll even take contradictory positions on certain issues of etiquette or manners if it will allow them to find fault with the certain kind of person in question. They'll also even make up new rules on the spot so as to ensure the certain kind of person is always wrong. It's like there's defining thing about those certain kinds of people that they can tell just by looking at them. We should study this to find out what that might be!
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Sweeney Tom posted:I sit down to pee and am gay. Dammit Freep, don't stereotype What if it's early in the morning, you've just crawled out of bed and you're barely awake and you'd rather not mark the toilet as your territory because gently caress cleaning that up early in the morning? Then what?
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Vagabundo posted:What if it's early in the morning, you've just crawled out of bed and you're barely awake and you'd rather not mark the toilet as your territory because gently caress cleaning that up early in the morning? Then what? Why should you clean it up? Are you some kind of woman who does housecleaning??
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Darkman Fanpage posted:I sit down when I pee. There's nothing that crazy about me. I'm just taking a whiz! Mind your own biz! Why is everybody always staring at me? Are you sitting in the urinal? That would certainly give me pause. Really though, do a handstand on the seat and let gravity do the aiming for you for all I care. Your piss, get rid of it however you prefer. e: I know we've said it a lot, but for a bunch of manly "straight" guys, freepers sure care about other men's dicks. ReidRansom fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jan 20, 2014 |
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ReidRansom posted:Are you sitting in the urinal? That would certainly give me pause. I'm sure a bunch of them are like those conservative anti-gay activists that secretly crave a man's dick in both ends.
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The FReep thread has taught me that there are a lot more dudes sitting down to pee than I would ever have known about otherwise.
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Zeroisanumber posted:The FReep thread has taught me that there are a lot more dudes sitting down to pee than I would ever have known about otherwise. I can't remember a single time in my life that I've been so tired that I thought I was risking missing the bowl by standing up.
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Even in my most drunken or exhausted states I've had no problem not making a huge mess peeing while standing. Come on, guys.
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Wait, how are you cleaning something by sitting down?
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The goal is to avoid making the mess in the first place. This is the saddest derail ever.
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Learn to aim, I guess?
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Morkyz posted:The goal is to avoid making the mess in the first place. This is the saddest derail ever. Lemme just make it worse real quick. So how do you sitters deal with morningwood pissing, then?
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Yes, that would in fact work.ReidRansom posted:Lemme just make it worse real quick. I have to fall back on my ability to predict the arc. Surprisingly, it usually works.
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ReidRansom posted:Lemme just make it worse real quick. By cursing liberals until my dick shrinks.
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Mr. Belpit posted:Even in my most drunken or exhausted states I've had no problem not making a huge mess peeing while standing. Come on, guys. But what about in your laziest? Like "gently caress it, I can't be bothered standing."
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Georgia Peach posted:By cursing liberals until my dick shrinks. Thinking about liberals being unable to marry the ones they love, or being mass deported to Africa, or losing out to true republicans in the business market has the opposite effect on Freepers.
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Only if paired with viagra. Remember, they're like 70.
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I so love ![]() Nah, me neither. quote:To: 2ndDivisionVet Senile dementia or just freep being freep. Your call is as good as mine.
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"Michelle (You smell) Obama." So this is what passes for wit on Freep.
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ReidRansom posted:Lemme just make it worse real quick. I either get up after 7:00 or imagine Ayn Rand naked.
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Little Blackfly posted:Well maybe if you treated every small, regular act you take as some ritual test of masculinity, you wouldn't have that problem. You say you stand up when you pee, but that's just one of many tests. When you cut yourself, do you bleed, like some woman? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WlwCltYONc The only manly response.
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Georgia Peach posted:Learn to aim, I guess? This is rude to people with bad eyes. I'm not finding my glasses just to go to the bathroom! Sitting on the toilet is the only way to go. Also, any Freep reaction to Richard Sherman's postgame interview? Twitter exploded with racism last night.
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Swan Oat posted:Also, any Freep reaction to Richard Sherman's postgame interview? Twitter exploded with racism last night. You could go check? It's not a closed site or anything.
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Swan Oat posted:This is rude to people with bad eyes. I'm not finding my glasses just to go to the bathroom! Sitting on the toilet is the only way to go. A bit, but not too much. quote:To: djf quote:To: This Just In quote:To: chessplayer This guy also has no idea how much Bowman actually makes. quote:To: jonrick46 quote:To: Rodney Dangerfield quote:To: This Just In lol... quote:To: This Just In quote:To: All Mostly just lots of bitching about the refs.
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Wow, I just suddenly became a Seahawks fan.
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"I refer to black people as 'negros' and 'mulattos,' but I'm not racist." --A Freeper, 2014
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January 20 - A sad dayquote:FROM: quote:To: Baynative quote:To: Baynative quote:To: Baynative quote:To: Baynative
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The Insect Court posted:I so love freep is pretty much Peter Boyle's character from Monsters Ball but a tinge more passive-aggressive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiXcZtfAbf8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XkrkBt-8LQ
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Plinkey posted:A bit, but not too much. Do these people know anything at all about football? Sherman isn't a quarterback, he's a cornerback. Sherman isn't "Beast Mode", that's Marshawn Lynch. And holy gently caress steroid pumped muscle heads getting paid millions of dollars to smash into one another while running full speed at arrogant pricks?! Jeez, what a surprise! Also Seattle didn't win the 2006 Superbowl, they lost to Pittsburgh.
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That reminds me, this is kind of off topic but there was an amazing post about the 49ers Quarterback (who has a reputation of being "thuggish" ):quote:I want you to picture Colin Kaepernick in 5 years. What do you see? The "or" category is all black people.
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Around mobile quarterbacks, never relax.
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"whose strength is still his athleticism and ability to run" "Jason Campbell" I figured out pretty quickly when Jason Campbell came to Cleveland that you could spot racist football fans pretty quickly just by finding idiots who though Jason Campbell was some kind of run first athletic quarterback just because he's black. Dude's sorta slow and not a running QB at all. I mean, it's not like he's Peyton Manning taking 20 minutes to run a naked bootleg 10 yards, but he's not a fast or agile QB. His strength is being a decidedly average passer who checks down instead of taking risky shots.
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Workzone: Black teen unemployment rate almost twice U.S. averagequote:To: SoFloFreeper quote:To: jdsteel quote:To: SoFloFreeper quote:To: SoFloFreeper quote:To: bert quote:To: SoFloFreeper quote:To: SoFloFreeper Yup, every jobless person in the US is a druggie. quote:To: bert Literally white man's burden in the year of our lord 2014 quote:To: bfh333 quote:To: jdsteel quote:To: ilovesarah2012 quote:To: freeangel quote:To: cripplecreek Black couples aren't staying together? I know, lets make it impossible for the women to support themselves and thus have to rely on a man! ![]() quote:To: TruthShallSetYouFree Martin Luther King Cheated On His Wife & Other Lesser-Known Facts About The Civil Rights Leader... quote:To: boknows quote:To: boknows quote:To: big bad easter bunny quote:To: palmer quote:To: boknows quote:To: boknows quote:To: boknows quote:To: boknows quote:To: twister881 quote:To: big bad easter bunny quote:To: twister881 quote:To: boknows quote:To: If You Want It Fixed - Fix It
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wilderthanmild posted:I figured out pretty quickly when Jason Campbell came to Cleveland that you could spot racist football fans pretty quickly just by finding idiots who though Jason Campbell was some kind of run first athletic quarterback just because he's black. It will get even easier this year with Teddy Bridgewater entering the draft, and it will be easier the year after when Jameis Winston goes in. Two black pocket passers in two years. There will be some confused Freepers.
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Do these people know anything at all about football? Sherman isn't a quarterback, he's a cornerback. Sherman isn't "Beast Mode", that's Marshawn Lynch. And holy gently caress steroid pumped muscle heads getting paid millions of dollars to smash into one another while running full speed at arrogant pricks?! Jeez, what a surprise! There's more...and it's worse. http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3113640/posts quote:To: Texas Eagle quote:To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers I have no idea if this guy it trying to insult someone or really hasn't watched football since the 50's or something. quote:To: Texas Eagle quote:To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers And peak Freep in two posts. quote:To: jeffc quote:To: Texas Eagle This guy is going to get dog piled. quote:To: Texas Eagle The link he was posting: http://www.forbes.com/sites/tommytomlinson/2014/01/19/22-brief-thoughts-about-that-richard-sherman-interview/ Plinkey fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Jan 20, 2014 |
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