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Action Tortoise posted:SpOck needs to learn how to banter like Peter. He shouldn't bother, at this point.
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Daktar posted:Is this not No Man's Land all over again? Seems a bit unoriginal. DC.txt, sadly. Actually I guess it's more comic_books.txt in general, honestly.
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So, Rat Queens #04 is out. This time it's focused a bit more on slaughter and less on comedy, but this part did make me chuckle:
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WickedHate posted:So Deadpool obviously knows about what's going on with Spock. I love Deadpool's 4th-wall-breaking ability. It is his most powerful superpower. My favourite use of this was in the opening splash page of Cable/Deadpool #50. He's busy fighting off Venom-symbiote-dinosaurs with Weasel and Hydra Bob when Spider-Man swings in and starts blaming him for everything. I can't find an image of it, but the conversation goes like this: Spider-Man: SO... WHAT DID YOU DO? Deadpool: ACCIDENTALLY TELEPORTED ALL THESE DINOSAURS INTO MIDTOWN MANHATTAN. BUT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE VENOM-LOOK-ALIKE GIG, I SWEAR! Weasel: HE DIDN'T! SM: GREAT, YOU GOT SIDEKICKS NOW. DP: I CALL THEM A LOYAL SUPPORTING CAST, MR. HOLIER-THAN-THOU-FUGIIVE-FROM-THE-LAW, SPIDER-MAN. AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE A DEAL WITH MEPHISTO TO HAVE IT, EITHER. SM: ? DP: NEVER MIND.  He foreshadows Brand New Day before it even happens.
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I always like to imagine that these superheroes are having long conversations while frozen mid-jumpkick.
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Super-exposition is another thing directly referenced in a Deadpool comic.
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Blind Sally posted:I love Deadpool's 4th-wall-breaking ability. It is his most powerful superpower. I want Bob to have his own "Agent of H.Y.D.R.A." series wis his main antagonist being Jeff, Agent of A.I.M.
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BIG HEADLINE posted:From Wonder Woman #9: So Wonder Woman just grabbed a dude by the cock n balls & threatened to rip them off? What's next using the "magic finger" on Superman.
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:So Wonder Woman just grabbed a dude by the cock n balls & threatened to rip them off? Seeing as they're an 'item' in their own book now...probably.
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Blind Sally posted:I love Deadpool's 4th-wall-breaking ability. It is his most powerful superpower.  A couple years back, Matt Murdock was in prison and another Daredevil was on the streets. This led to a Daredevil vs. Daredevil fight where the fake revealed himself by making his fist glow and showing us that he was Danny Rand. I know I’m biased, but that’s probably one of my favorite uses of a mystery man in a comic story. It gave Brubaker’s Daredevil run some intrigue to start off with, it was a surprising reveal without being completely out of nowhere and it really led to some great stuff. In Daredevil and Civil War, there wasn’t much to go on when it came to who Daredevil was other than we knew Daredevil could see and Iron Fist was completely missing from the Civil War clusterfuck. I guess that does make it more obvious when you look at the Luke Cage issue of New Avengers. The cool thing is, the biggest hint came in the form of Cable/Deadpool. First, you have to look back to Cable/Deadpool #21, where our two heroes take on Luke Cage and Iron Fist. Check out this martial arts exchange between Deadpool and Iron Fist.  George Carlin. ‘Vuja de’ – the feeling none of this has ever happened before.” “Okay, the other one then. Déjà vu. This has happened. Hey—wait a minute—you’re not even Daredevil for real, are you? –You’re really—“ Then Captain America’s projectile shield shuts him up. So Deadpool totally knew and gave the biggest hint when everyone online was debating about who the mystery Daredevil is.
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Is that the issue where he repeatedly shoots Hercules in the face with tranquilizer darts? I would love if someone could post that scene. The "Punch punch punch" sound effects kill me.
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KittenofDoom posted:Is that the issue where he repeatedly shoots Hercules in the face with tranquilizer darts? He tries to shoot *everyone* in the face with tranq darts. And ends up wearing them himself, with the most  smile showing through his mask when they take effect.
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Ghostlight posted:(that picture I was talking about) Thanks! KittenofDoom posted:Is that the issue where he repeatedly shoots Hercules in the face with tranquilizer darts? That's the next one, issue 31. 
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This is one of my favorite threads, so I'm giving it the Photoshop Friday/Comedy Goldmine treatment in a new series on the front page. Installments will be sporadic and entirely based upon how many panels I stockpile. Of course, every image will be attributed to its poster. I don't want to cause a derail, so if anyone has an issue or suggestion feel free to PM me.
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Is this based on what came out this week, or the older stuff like what was just posted from Cable & Deadpool?
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Pretty much anything from this thread and its previous incarnations. I'm mostly going with panels that are bizarre or goofy (like Ghost Rider + snakes or papa spank) rather than examples of well-written comedy.
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Corin Tucker's Stalker posted:This is one of my favorite threads, so I'm giving it the Photoshop Friday/Comedy Goldmine treatment in a new series on the front page. Installments will be sporadic and entirely based upon how many panels I stockpile. Of course, every image will be attributed to its poster. I would credit the issues, writers and artists where possible as well.
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Love the new feature, good work.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Love the new feature, good work. I'm so glad the Moondragon panel made it to the front page.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:I would credit the issues, writers and artists where possible as well. Good call. I'll add a Source line for each image.
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Action Tortoise posted:I'm so glad the Moondragon panel made it to the front page. I found that issue in my LCBS, and now I too must think hard. 
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Action Tortoise posted:I'm so glad the Moondragon panel made it to the front page. Edit: I read it again, it is going to be a continuing series. Yay. Say Nothing fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jan 19, 2014 |
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Gavok posted:I like how in the first panel, Doop is all, "Okay, kids. Party's over. Get in the loving Blackbird." Doop is swiftly becoming my favourite Marvel comics in-joke, and it's amazing how well they're doing by taking goffy concepts like that and just running with them. Content: Superior Foes of Spider-man 6.  The best man. 
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Breetai posted:Content: Superior Foes of Spider-man 6. (I just noticed Doctor Bong is at the wedding)
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I really dig the familial resemblance with the baby.
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Breetai posted:
I'm more a fan of the Flower Girl myself.
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Breetai posted:Doop is swiftly becoming my favourite Marvel comics in-joke, and it's amazing how well they're doing by taking goffy concepts like that and just running with them. It didn't click when I was reading the issue but  the baby is Dormammu's.
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Sockser posted:It didn't click when I was reading the issue but I thought Dormammu was her father or something.
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General Bort posted:I thought Dormammu was her father or something. Earlier in the series he talks about how cool he thinks Dormammu is, and gets called a fanboy for it. Then in his fantasy he has Dormammu as his best man...but also still gets screwed over by him because the baby looks like Dormammu, meaning his fantasy wife slept with his fantasy best friend behind his back.
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TheJoker138 posted:Earlier in the series he talks about how cool he thinks Dormammu is, and gets called a fanboy for it. Then in his fantasy he has Dormammu as his best man...but also still gets screwed over by him because the baby looks like Dormammu, meaning his fantasy wife slept with his fantasy best friend behind his back. Or maybe Dormammu's just so cool that he's OK with it.
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theflyingorc posted:Or maybe Dormammu's just so cool that he's OK with it. Would you kick up a fuss with the lord of the dark dimensions over sleeping with your wife?
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You're worried about who the daddy is, but I'm more concerned with the childbirth. 
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JLA League of One. 
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I think the humor would be increased if we knew WHY that was happening. Otherwise, I'm just confused.
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I don't think that is WW at all. Look how stretchy that leg is in the last panel. It's obvious it is Plastic Man with some sort of strength enhancer. Comedy Option: It's a Skrull!
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Johnny Aztec posted:I think the humor would be increased if we knew WHY that was happening. Otherwise, I'm just confused. I disagree, it's funnier without context.
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