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Drink-Mix Man posted:You mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers? I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney-sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney-sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster! No goon of mine is gonna be an 18th century Cockney boot-black.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers? I get me brain medicine off the national 'ealth.
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Jan 20, 2014 21:43
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers? It's good to see you, Drink-Mix Man.
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TMMadman posted:We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker. There's a crazy man with a scalpel in the OP! He's demanding to see a quack! 
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Striking Yak posted:There's a crazy man with a scalpel in the OP! He's demanding to see a quack! But I wiped them off with my napkin!
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Jan 20, 2014 22:13
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Tokelau All Star posted:But I wiped them off with my napkin! Outrageous!
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jscolon2.0 posted:It's good to see you, Drink-Mix Man. Ice to meet you.
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Tokelau All Star posted:But I wiped them off with my napkin! It also says you used the rubber gloves that came with a toilet brush?
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Skeesix posted:It also says you used the rubber gloves that came with a toilet brush? And that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed it around like a wheelbarrow.
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Skeesix posted:It also says you used the rubber gloves that came with a toilet brush? 
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Hello, is this the Something Awful forums? Good! Listen, I'm sick of your boring quote threads. Now I'm just an ordinary, blue-collar goon, but I know what I likes on the internet.
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Samuel Clemens posted:Hello, is this the Something Awful forums? Good! Listen, I'm sick of your boring quote threads. Now I'm just an ordinary, blue-collar goon, but I know what I likes on the internet. The internet? Is that thing still around?
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MondayHotDog posted:The internet? Is that thing still around? This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why I need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice... come on, MondayHotDog, you're good at these! Help me out!
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It was a tumultuous time for our nation. The clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated.
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MondayHotDog posted:No goon of mine is gonna be an 18th century Cockney boot-black. No talking like a grizzled 1890s prospector. Consarn it.
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I see, do you have a receipt, quote-unquote sir?
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Duro posted:I see, do you have a receipt, quote-unquote sir? Valets! Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Valets! Maybe for once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene." Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now?
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Duro posted:I see, do you have a receipt, quote-unquote sir? This is written on a cocktail napkin, and it still says guilty! And "guilty" is spelled wrong! 
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Root Bear posted:This is written on a cocktail napkin, and it still says guilty! How many S's in innocent?
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Root Bear posted:This is written on a cocktail napkin, and it still says guilty! Judge Root Bear, motion to declare a writ of "boys will be boys."
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TMMadman posted:Judge Root Bear, motion to declare a writ of "boys will be boys." I move for a bad... court... thingy.
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MondayHotDog posted:I move for a bad... court... thingy. That's why you're the judge, and I'm the law... talkin'... guy. 
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Class3KillStorm posted:That's why you're the judge, and I'm the law... talkin'... guy. I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer!
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MondayHotDog posted:I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer! Pipe down in there Hutz!
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MondayHotDog posted:I've argued in front of every judge in this state. Often as a lawyer! I once accidentally ran over his dog! Well, replace "dog" with "son," and "accidentally" with "repeatedly."
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MondayHotDog posted:How many S's in innocent? Let me put it this way. He spelled Yale with a 6.
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MondayHotDog posted:Good evening, sir. Would you please leave without a fuss right now? Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.
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Striking Yak posted:Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn. You're going to have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, Ma'am.
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Parsley posted:You're going to have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, Ma'am. Hey Salvatore, give-ah the ugly kid a plate of the red-ah crap! 
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Parsley posted:You're going to have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, Ma'am. Does the bread have any seafood in it? 
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Jerusalem posted:Does the bread have any seafood in it? Cool! Even this menu is made of meat! It's an entire chicken pounded flat.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Cool! Even this menu is made of meat! It's an entire chicken pounded flat. Drugs? Everything is drugs! Banana made of drugs! Monkey made of drugs! Look! All market made of drugs!
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Drugs? Everything is drugs! Banana made of drugs! Monkey made of drugs! Look! All market made of drugs!  Everything here is something!
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yellowcar posted:Let me put it this way. He spelled Yale with a 6. You know, you misspelled confession.
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Samuel Clemens posted:You know, you misspelled confession. I'll just have a cup of coffee. Beer it is. No, I said coffee. Beer. Co-ffee. Be-er. C, O... B, E...
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Cool! Even this menu is made of meat! It's an entire chicken pounded flat. Well, I have some Tic-Tacs in my purse.
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Parsley posted:You're going to have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, Ma'am. Ay-yi-yi. I must sugar my own churro again. 
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Drugs? Everything is drugs! Banana made of drugs! Monkey made of drugs! Look! All market made of drugs! That's the end of your Looney Tune, Drugs Bunny! 
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