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mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over
the guy who ordered it already had a iceman guitar and bass iirc

edit: content

mclast fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Jan 20, 2014

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
that's too postmodern for me

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member
My mind can't quite comprehend that, it's like a non-Euclidean guitar or something.

Depressing Drawers
Dec 17, 2004
UR ALREADY DED

mclast posted:

the guy who ordered it already had a iceman guitar and bass iirc

edit: content



This is pretty cool imo.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Ho4uZLf14

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

mclast posted:

the guy who ordered it already had a iceman guitar and bass iirc

edit: content



makes me think of the johnny paycheck guitar

Cobalt60
Jun 1, 2006

mclast posted:

the guy who ordered it already had a iceman guitar and bass iirc

edit: content




Holy poo poo is that TEN pickups? Best to date was 6, so you take this one:

Cobalt60 posted:

Thread challenge 2: Absolute maximum number of pickups.
Humbuckers count as one pickup, piezo's and midi count, knobs and switches don't matter. Guitar and bass entries welcome.



Thread Challenge 3: Least relevant materials for the job at hand.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

Cobalt60 posted:

Thread Challenge 3: Least relevant materials for the job at hand.

Kid from Homemade Jamz Blues Band and his double necked car muffler guitar:

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Cobalt60 posted:

Holy poo poo is that TEN pickups? Best to date was 6, so you take this one:




Thread Challenge 3: Least relevant materials for the job at hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDN1UbFyVwQ

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
The Flying M

Rhopunzel
Jan 6, 2006

Stroll together, win together

Bonzo posted:

The Flying M



holy poo poo, I may be remembering wrong but I might know this guy...I used to post on the musicians subforum on the Megadeth forums (it was basically a forum in itself) and there was a guy there called Vince who had an encyclopaedic knowledge of Jackson guitars. He eventually disappearaed amidst some personal drama and then it surfaced that he wasn't as innocent as he looked or something.

honky dong
Sep 2, 2011

I just had something arrive from eBay and this dude's card was paper-clipped to the invoice. I don't know if it's the mic used in the video, but it sounds really thin, especially considering he sells these for nearly $8,000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIuQhsTG2Pw

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Borderview posted:

I just had something arrive from eBay and this dude's card was paper-clipped to the invoice. I don't know if it's the mic used in the video, but it sounds really thin, especially considering he sells these for nearly $8,000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIuQhsTG2Pw

That sounds pretty good to me :shrug:

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Borderview posted:

I just had something arrive from eBay and this dude's card was paper-clipped to the invoice. I don't know if it's the mic used in the video, but it sounds really thin, especially considering he sells these for nearly $8,000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIuQhsTG2Pw

Could be the mic, I don't think it's placed right and it's rubbish.

Also $8000???? For that much money it should have a little robot hand that jerks you off as you play it.

Edit: He's wearing sunglasses indoors.

Barnaby Rudge fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Jan 20, 2014

Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

White Dog Eggs posted:

Could be the mic, I don't think it's placed right and it's rubbish.

Also $8000???? For that much money it should have a little robot hand that jerks you off as you play it.

Edit: He's wearing sunglasses indoors.

It's just like a viola da gamba, too. Chinese knockoffs that don't sound bad go for 300-400 bucks and up. The only drawback is you're stuck with friction tuners and no fine tuners on your bridge - nothing a lot of peg dope can't fix, though.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

mclast posted:




shoulda been saint's row purple. is that microtone fret spacing or just a trick of perspective?




Trick of perspective. Totally with you on the colour, Saint's Row purple coulda saved it.



Just like how the lack of a bull skull coulda redeemed this monstrosity



Wait what is the conversion rate...?









??



Not necessarily ugmo: Some of Billy Gibbons' guitars (ZZ Top)

Oscar Romeo Romeo
Apr 16, 2010

Reverand Willy's guitars have a kitsch charm attached to them because Billy Gibbons always comes across as that badass distant Uncle you had as a kid. All his poo poo was ridiculous but he could make magic with it.

BigHustle
Oct 19, 2005

Fast and Bulbous

Cobalt60 posted:

Thread Challenge 3: Least relevant materials for the job at hand.

Split Lip Rayfield's bassist Jeff Eaton plays "Stitchgiver", a home made upright bass made from the gas tank from a 1978 Mercury Grand Marquis, a chunk of hickory, and is strung with a length of weed whacker line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMQw3sSI3Bk

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Cobalt60 posted:

Thread Challenge 3: Least relevant materials for the job at hand.

Jeri Ellsworth's C64 Bass. Actually uses C64 electronics to process the output.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDhpFaf4EY

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Bill Posters posted:

Jeri Ellsworth's C64 Bass. Actually uses C64 electronics to process the output.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDhpFaf4EY

Oh my god.

I wan this so bad. You have no idea.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Bill Posters posted:

Jeri Ellsworth's C64 Bass. Actually uses C64 electronics to process the output.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDhpFaf4EY

I have 4 c64's and a spare bass guitar neck.

Why are you showing me these things.

Scab Swap Fetish
Oct 16, 2008
I'll buy one off of you for 50$

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Bill Posters posted:

Jeri Ellsworth's C64 Bass. Actually uses C64 electronics to process the output.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDhpFaf4EY

Plus I'd prob hit that

Rev4n
Sep 27, 2006

Right, a plan; let me put on my slightly larger glasses.
My first bass was a red Kramer 8000 Focus and I, as a early-2000s teen, thought it was fugly. It also played pretty horribly, but I never had it properly set up, so that could have been why. I got it very used at a tiny local used guitar shop.

I'm not sure if this is actually an ugly guitar, cuz now I think it looks kinda rad... but I've spent so many years reflexively remembering this thing as hideous that it's still the first ugly guitar that comes to mind.

Not my pics, but it looked like this:


Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

Handen posted:

you shut your whore mouth, motorave belaires are pretty god drat rad. if you're going to post a motorave guitar, post this one:



They make this in a left hand?

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I just turned on the TV and was confronted by this thread, live on Public Access.






Looks like it comes from here: http://www.sciborg-guitars.com/home.htm


Holy poo poo I need to dust my TV.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.

That website is exactly what I expected.


EDIT: The "Starship" appears to be made out of an antique foot board from a bed.

CannedMacabre fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Jan 21, 2014

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



CannedMacabre posted:

That website is exactly what I expected.

I didn't expect this last part, maybe it's something we should consider:

quote:

we're working on setting up a world class guitar company. So I'm offering up a chunk of Sciborg-Guitars: 350,000 shares of common stock out of 1,000,000 shares outstanding. 35% of the company is available through a private offering. Ask me (El Presidente) to see the business plan.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
ugly as they are that dude's living the dream

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Snowy posted:

I didn't expect this last part, maybe it's something we should consider:

Honestly, I hope they have all the success in the world, and that whoever buys in on that 35% walks away with beaucoup dollars. With more funding, maybe they can expand the line so it includes non-eye-searing guitars.

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

Under the vegetable posted:

They make this in a left hand?

oh probably, email them about it. as far as I know every one of their guitars is built to order.

XYZAB fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Jan 21, 2014

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Bill Posters posted:

Jeri Ellsworth's C64 Bass. Actually uses C64 electronics to process the output.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDhpFaf4EY

except its entirely relevant

cool as all hell though

mclast
Nov 12, 2008

catchphrase over
WDE if i werent alraedy commissioning you to build me a guitar to play rhythm guitar posthardcore on, i;d be commissioning you to build me a C64 bass to play live dubstep on. drat that's cool as heck

Wonder Bread
Apr 16, 2005

Have you ever danced with a crapatar in the pale moonlight?
Who can forget the majesty of Zachary Guitars-- with 'tone holes' and the 'samurai headstock'

quote:

Anyone can buy a Zachary Guitar, however you need to follow the procedure to qualify. Its very simple actually. You need to send me a video of yourself playing the guitar. Just a simple video of you sitting in a chair playing. Sound quality is of no concern. I will then forward this video to the Z Committee - the inner circle - (a group of dedicated Z guitar owners), who will decide whether or not a Z guitar is right for you or if you even need a Zachary Guitar.

See if you qualify for one of these beauts:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Wonder Bread posted:

See if you qualify for one of these beauts:



At last, a guitar that doubles as a mancala board! Genius!

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

Wonder Bread posted:

Who can forget the majesty of Zachary Guitars-- with 'tone holes' and the 'samurai headstock'


See if you qualify for one of these beauts:


The Alex Dumble school of 'qualification based purchasing'.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Antivehicular posted:

At last, a guitar that doubles as a mancala board! Genius!

i assumed it was so someone with gigantic hands could two-fist it and stab people with the headstock

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

I'm of two minds about the star chamber of guitar purchasing. If they're saying you can't have one of these guitars because you can't wail out on these hawt lixx and killer riffz like doc faust, then gently caress them. If they're saying you can't buy one because your playing is going to be boring and pedantic, then I can kinda see it. I'd be tempted to send in a video where I barely touch the guitar, but do a shitload of knob-fiddling and effects-based "space" as the Dead might call it.

Cobalt60
Jun 1, 2006

Cobalt60 posted:

Holy poo poo is that TEN pickups? Best to date was 6, so you take this one:




Thread Challenge 3: Least relevant materials for the job at hand.

CannedMacabre posted:

Kid from Homemade Jamz Blues Band and his double necked car muffler guitar:




Dunno man, you could make a totally cogent argument for TONNNNE.




Bill Posters posted:

Jeri Ellsworth's C64 Bass. Actually uses C64 electronics to process the output.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDhpFaf4EY



I guess this has to win. That's so far afield, plus the bonus of it taking such a odd set of expertise.

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Harakiri Potter
Oct 18, 2004

REACH HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE BABY

Rev4n posted:

My first bass was a red Kramer 8000 Focus and I, as a early-2000s teen, thought it was fugly. It also played pretty horribly, but I never had it properly set up, so that could have been why. I got it very used at a tiny local used guitar shop.

I'm not sure if this is actually an ugly guitar, cuz now I think it looks kinda rad... but I've spent so many years reflexively remembering this thing as hideous that it's still the first ugly guitar that comes to mind.

Not my pics, but it looked like this:




I had a blue Jackson Kelly bass I just sold for 157.50 on eBay. I replaced the stock pickups with DiMarzios and played it on a recording project, then after a few months on Craigslist, got my money back out of it. It's ugly, but it sounded pretty good.

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