2014 Drunk Thread: i guess balls are like faces and bleed a lot

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

shyduck posted:

I remember when I was working at this company years ago, where we were supposed all supposed get a pre-employment drug screening. Well, they never did it.

About 3 months later, I'm at a friend's house on the weekend, and just decided to smoke up. It had been 6 months since the last time, figured why not. I figured HR long forgot and that was that. THAT VERY MONDAY, the HR troll comes in, and gleefully informs me I have to go take that piss test I never took.

Left work with the slip, bought a huge bottle of water, cursed a lot, and took all the time allotted to drink. I passed, but gently caress that noise.

shut the gently caress up

here's a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4

# ? Jan 17, 2014 03:58

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 09:32

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

shyduck posted:

shut the gently caress up

here's a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wfqsk3k7no

# ? Jan 17, 2014 04:01

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

shyduck posted:

shut the gently caress up

here's a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4

"Daddy drank for the government"

# ? Jan 17, 2014 04:05

pkells: Sep 14, 2007; King of Klatch

Fallom posted:

"Daddy drank for the government"

Vas, new thread title please

# ? Jan 17, 2014 04:16

ghost bones: Apr 27, 2013; everyone is fabulous always

which service is the gayest

a.) marines

2.) marines

iii.) marines

four.) navy

1+1+1+1+1.) delta force

2x3.) operational detachment human being alpha zero hooah

# ? Jan 17, 2014 07:54

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ghost bones posted:

second google image for phoenix raven

# ? Jan 17, 2014 07:58

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

I don't bet too riled up about celebrity nudes but I cannot wait for Jon Hamm nudes to leak.

# ? Jan 18, 2014 06:34

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I don't bet too riled up about celebrity nudes but I cannot wait for Jon Hamm nudes to leak.

# ? Jan 18, 2014 08:46

GreenMeat: Sep 2, 2002; slow mutant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1pdy4MFlq4

enlisted.mov

Schlitz

# ? Jan 18, 2014 09:03

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

that and the Deer Hunter are tied for the :stare:

contest

# ? Jan 18, 2014 09:15

Mr. Samuel Shitley: Jun 15, 2007; by XyloJW

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I don't bet too riled up about celebrity nudes but I cannot wait for Jon Hamm nudes to leak.

Me too though.

Straight as an arrow I swear

# ? Jan 18, 2014 15:00

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

I get curious for Hamm.

# ? Jan 18, 2014 22:53

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

apparently dude's got a hammer

# ? Jan 18, 2014 23:03

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

What kind of fabric prints that clearly? Need to pick up a pair of those pants and a suggestive zucchini and go walking downtown

# ? Jan 18, 2014 23:34

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH: Sep 9, 2001

hahahahahaha i just now noticed the bulge

holy loving :stare:

poo poo

# ? Jan 18, 2014 23:44

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

CISNAZI WEEDHITLER posted:

hahahahahaha i just now noticed the bulge

holy loving poo poo

Yeah that's what prompted me to post it.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 01:24

Whip Slagcheek: Sep 21, 2008; Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night

Hahahaha no way that's not photoshopped.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 01:28

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Hahahaha no way that's not photoshopped.

May I present exhibit A:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=jon+hamm+bulge+photos&qpvt=jon+hamm+bulge+photos&FORM=IGRE

I'm more than happy to volunteer to pour through the evidence.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 01:29

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

pour through the evidence.

Thank you N4I for volunteering to find the needle in the haystack

# ? Jan 19, 2014 01:57

genderstomper58: Jan 10, 2005; by XyloJW

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

May I present exhibit A:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=jon+hamm+bulge+photos&qpvt=jon+hamm+bulge+photos&FORM=IGRE

I'm more than happy to volunteer to pour through the evidence.

Fassbender appears to have quite the rod as well

# ? Jan 19, 2014 01:59

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

May I present exhibit A:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=jon+hamm+bulge+photos&qpvt=jon+hamm+bulge+photos&FORM=IGRE

I'm more than happy to volunteer to pour through the evidence.

what if the dude is on cialis and has a constant chub goin on?

# ? Jan 19, 2014 03:22

Mr. Samuel Shitley: Jun 15, 2007; by XyloJW

Snowdens Secret posted:

What kind of fabric prints that clearly? Need to pick up a pair of those pants and a suggestive zucchini and go walking downtown

Thin linen maybe? it's too cold now for me to test that poo poo out

# ? Jan 19, 2014 05:02

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Dude just likes going commando I guess. I'd always do it in bdus/acus, but never outside of that.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 09:06

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Which Property Brother is the dreamiest?

# ? Jan 19, 2014 17:01

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

The one with the beard.

Duh.

# ? Jan 19, 2014 17:03

ghost bones: Apr 27, 2013; everyone is fabulous always

this thread and all of somethingawufl is full of insanely annoying faggots and i dont even know what the point is anymore

please all kill yourselves cuz im definitely gonna keep on living

suk mah dik bitch

# ? Jan 20, 2014 07:29