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Fat people just drop their pants and spray fecal matter and piss all over the toilet anyway, without even sitting down. Thats the only way I can figure out how poo poo and piss gets all over the walls of cubicles.
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Mister Blueberry posted:I think they just removed the separator because, sex and the olympics go so well together From what I understand, you have no idea. Apparently Olympic Villages are like, non-stop loving. At Vancouver, enough condoms were distributed to average around 15 per individual (so 30 per couple let's say) and they only lasted half way through the events. So when you're watching this year and they do those scenic shots of the place, just remember that behind every single door is people banging.
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Jan 21, 2014 15:30
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That loving Sned posted:You gotta let them go somewhere, or it's going to be more unpleasant than that. The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for years, and it will continue to work.
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Jan 21, 2014 16:08
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Choco1980 posted:From what I understand, you have no idea. Apparently Olympic Villages are like, non-stop loving. At Vancouver, enough condoms were distributed to average around 15 per individual (so 30 per couple let's say) and they only lasted half way through the events. So when you're watching this year and they do those scenic shots of the place, just remember that behind every single door is people banging. I think I've read that article. Can't find a link now, but distinctly remember the remark by an athlete that 'their faces may be fives, but their bodies are almost always nines or better'. Add the 'once in a lifetime event' factor into that and no wonder it turns into a fuckfest. I'm not sure whether the curlers join in. They're probably into some kinky poo poo though.
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Jan 21, 2014 16:09
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Sumadartson posted:I'm not sure whether the curlers join in. They're probably into some kinky poo poo though. You haven't lived until you've received a handjob from an Olympic curling team. One works the shaft and the other two vigorously polish your balls, it's like nothing else on this world.
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Jan 21, 2014 16:13
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Curling is actually legit... but I am Canadian. It's tough as heck to play properly as you are on ice. One of my buddies came back from his first couple of weeks with a bruise on his thigh from the drat game. Past that, you work your rear end off either curling the stone or setting up your rocks to gently caress over the other team.
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Jan 21, 2014 16:16
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I met a member of the US rifle team once, and he confirmed that yes, once your event is completed, the village is just a non stop party / gently caress fest. Even for people in weirdo sports like shooting. Sucks for the people who have events at the end though.
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Jan 21, 2014 16:23
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Vintersorg posted:Curling is actually legit... but I am Canadian. It's tough as heck to play properly as you are on ice. One of my buddies came back from his first couple of weeks with a bruise on his thigh from the drat game. Past that, you work your rear end off either curling the stone or setting up your rocks to gently caress over the other team. It's pretty much just the silliest looking game is all. If you watch it it's obviously got some investment in terms of skill/etc, but you're also floating down an icy hallway with brooms smoothing out ice for a stone. It's just surreal. It's the dada of sports.
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Jan 21, 2014 17:09
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"He followed me home, can we keep him?"
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Jan 21, 2014 17:22
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:You haven't lived until you've received a handjob from an Olympic curling team. One works the shaft and the other two vigorously polish your balls, it's like nothing else on this world. It gets kind of awkward when the shafter starts screaming HURRY! HURRY HARD!
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Jan 21, 2014 17:25
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And then they try to get it to curl left...
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Jan 21, 2014 17:27
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Fhqwhgads posted:And then they try to get it to curl left... Then they try to position it to make it difficult for the next person to get it off ... But it works. It just works.
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Jan 21, 2014 17:55
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One will take you down the rabbit hole.
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Jan 21, 2014 18:29
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That loving Sned posted:One will take you down the rabbit hole. The other will take the rabbit up your hole?
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Falcon2001 posted:It's pretty much just the silliest looking game is all. If you watch it it's obviously got some investment in terms of skill/etc, but you're also floating down an icy hallway with brooms smoothing out ice for a stone. It's just surreal. It's the dada of sports. It's pretty much a scaled up version of air hockey. Everyone likes air hockey. Or ice boules. Old people like boules.
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Jan 21, 2014 18:38
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Falcon2001 posted:It's pretty much just the silliest looking game is all. If you watch it it's obviously got some investment in terms of skill/etc, but you're also floating down an icy hallway with brooms smoothing out ice for a stone. It's just surreal. It's the dada of sports. I couldn't care less about the Olympics. But I loving love curling. I used to call it ice shuffleboard.
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Jan 21, 2014 19:27
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If you live in Lamar County, TX, be on the look out for this man, suspected of robbery:
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Nastyman posted:It's pretty much a scaled up version of air hockey. Everyone likes air hockey. Or ice boules. Old people like boules. Old people would break their hips if they slipped, though.
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Jan 21, 2014 19:28
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Old people would break their hips if they slipped, though. I played in a community league for a season, and the old guys are the most hardcore of all. They can sweep like motherfuckers.
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DrBouvenstein posted:If you live in Lamar County, TX, be on the look out for this man, suspected of robbery: 
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DrBouvenstein posted:If you live in Lamar County, TX, be on the look out for this man, suspected of robbery: 
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"He's like, plain. Egg-shaped head. Yeah cropped hair. Ears are like, sort of there I there. Nose is normal. Eyes? Well his left is closer to the nose. No, closer. Closer. No eyebrows. He's slightly hunchbacked. No, hunchier. His mouth is just a big line. Oh and he has a lot of red in TATTS." I wanna be a composite artist.
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Jan 21, 2014 21:18
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DrBouvenstein posted:If you live in Lamar County, TX, be on the look out for this man, suspected of robbery: Best line from the article accompanying that picture. eParisExtra posted:The sketch is not a true depiction of the suspect, only a likeness.
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Jan 21, 2014 21:52
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"We are looking for a that "shading" and curls are amazing
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DrBouvenstein posted:If you live in Lamar County, TX, be on the look out for this man, suspected of robbery: 
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pigdog posted:A toilet at one of the Sochi olympic facilities It's so they can share books!
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DrBouvenstein posted:If you live in Lamar County, TX, be on the look out for this man, suspected of robbery: I like that the artist signed her work. This could be her big break!
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DrBouvenstein posted:If you live in Lamar County, TX, be on the look out for this man, suspected of robbery: "Oh, my mistake. My kid started drawing Lemongrab and that was the last clean sheet in the house"
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CzarChasm posted:"Oh, my mistake. My kid started drawing Lemongrab and that was the last clean sheet in the house" gently caress you, now I hear it in my head again.
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CzarChasm posted:"Oh, my mistake. My kid started drawing Lemongrab and that was the last clean sheet in the house" UNACCEPTABLE!
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mng posted:"He's like, plain. Egg-shaped head. Yeah cropped hair. Ears are like, sort of there I there. Nose is normal. Eyes? Well his left is closer to the nose. No, closer. Closer. No eyebrows. He's slightly hunchbacked. No, hunchier. His mouth is just a big line. Oh and he has a lot of red in TATTS." It's tougher than you think! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rEBtpWQ7x8
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Jan 22, 2014 03:30
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It's faux meat, chicken flavored. They mistranslated "meat" as "ham."
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Small Frozen Thing posted:It's faux meat, chicken flavored. They mistranslated "meat" as "ham." Understandable, given that "meat" in Chinese is generally understood to mean "pork" if no other context is given.
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Wow. 4 minutes to a reasonable, rational solution to the mystery. Excellent work!
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