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Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤

Tiberius Thyben posted:

It may be that I am incredibly :spergin:, but sometimes I want to read an exhaustive list of every sniper rifle in every video game, and TVTropes is perfect for that.

It sucks at everything else, though.

You want the Internet Movie Firearms Database. There's probably some serious sperg in there, but I doubt there's any ponies.

EDIT: Oh god. They have an anime section.

Squidster fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Jan 21, 2014

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SolTerrasa
Sep 2, 2011

Tiberius Thyben posted:

It may be that I am incredibly :spergin:, but sometimes I want to read an exhaustive list of every sniper rifle in every video game, and TVTropes is perfect for that.

It sucks at everything else, though.

Same here. Sometimes I want a list of every spaceship name in every work of popular fiction, and you can count on the :spergin: tropers to have compiled that list. TVTropes only sucks for reading about tropes, or fiction, or art, or popular culture, or tropers. It's really hard to shoehorn :tvtropes: into a giant list.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
If :tvtropes: was renamed TvTrivia and permabanned all current forums members then it woud be a much better site.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Inspector Zenigata posted:

I have a question for you guys: does anyone else get irritated when people write posts or whatever that capitalize trope names that they mention in their posts in discussions not directly about TVTropes? I don't have any specific examples, but I read through the entire Irrationally Irritating Movie Moments thread in the past week (I'm bedridden atm) this cropped up more frequently than you might think. They write whole posts normally, then capitalize Up To Eleven or Plot Armor and it completely changes how I see their post because it lets me know that their views are the product of the kaleidoscope that is TVTropes.
Plot Armor is something TVTropes swiped rather than originated. I hope, because it's a useful concept.

It's the posters that hyperlink the phrase to the TVTropes article that really give me the crawling horrors.

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

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Inspector Zenigata fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Apr 2, 2014

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Runcible Cat posted:

Plot Armor is something TVTropes swiped rather than originated. I hope, because it's a useful concept.

It's the posters that hyperlink the phrase to the TVTropes article that really give me the crawling horrors.

I remember some of the Fallout New Vegas devs being asked by a troper if the I Am Not Left Handed challenge was a reference to tvtropes.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
the battle of wounded knee is a reference to skyrim

Finisher1
Feb 21, 2008

Tiberius Thyben posted:

It may be that I am incredibly :spergin:, but sometimes I want to read an exhaustive list of every sniper rifle in every video game, and TVTropes is perfect for that.

It sucks at everything else, though.

TVTropes would be fine if it was just a catalog of trivia relating to media, and nothing else. That was pretty much the only thing I used it for anyway before I read the TVTropes threads here and found out just how much of a cesspit that place is.

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Sorry for lack of new content and apologies in advance for a goofy, preaching-to-the-choir rant (I know Tropers lurk here however), but the anti-intellectual smugness in those "True Art" pages is just so frustrating to read. I'm not a teacher - it crosses my mind as something to do with my life - but I wonder how difficult it must be to teach people about the pleasures of modernist art when you have this nonsense online purporting to be such a valuable "academic resource". There's nothing wrong with not liking modern art, that's fine, I don't like it all either. Take my brother for instance, who loves learning about history; to him, modern art might often have fewer visual prompts for learning about the past (unlike, say, Holbein The Younger's iconic Tudor portraits or Romantic depictions of various early 19th-century events). But, he's not simply dismissive, and I know he has some favourite pieces of modern art (because it's so, so broad).

So to those reading: give it a chance, pick up a book on art (libraries are great for this if you're just getting started), go to a gallery or exhibition, and get off TV Tropes. Some of the most lasting images of my childhood came from when I was taken to the Dali museum in Figueres.

It might even be okay if their "articles" were funny in the same way as, say, L.H.O.O.Q., but they're not. They're a snooty person's bad impression of entire artistic movements, entire modes of expression, or reactions to a world in turmoil. Do they even know who Tristan Tzara is?

quote:

We don't have an article named Main/TristanTzara. If you want to start this new page, just click the edit button above. Be careful, though, the only things that go in the Main namespace are tropes. Don't put in redirects for shows, books, etc.. Use the right namespace for those.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Inspector Zenigata posted:

It wasn't those things specifically I went on TVTropes and chose a couple random tropes from one of their lists.
Ah, right. Phew.

But yeah, there's a certain trope-heavy style of netposting that always makes me look hard and prepare to disagree. I tell myself that they're probably just random-surfing the articles and not full-blown Tropers, but then again it's not like the articles are horrible-poo poo-free either.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Nobody cares if you used tvtropes for just trivia or if you were a former troper now lurking. Just don't bring it up. Now let's return to our currently scheduled mocking of bad writers and horrible opinions of socially inept idea guys

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
In their Harry Potter thread, there's a guy advocating for genocide.

quote:

The goblins need to smashed. Kill as many of them as possible and wrest Gringotts from them. Having the financial institution running Wizarding Britain in the hands of a faction with dubious loyalty at best is asking for trouble.

quote:

Goblins aren't human. Ergo, the abrogation of their rights is not an attack on human rights.

Realpolitik would demand that their enormous influence over the magical community be curtailed, and if that curtailment is resisted, shattered entirely. If that requires extermination, so be it.

Hostage taking would probably be ineffective. Are there specific goblins whose imprisonment would bring the entire community to heel? Probably not.

quote:

I find it very uncomfortable that goblins are basically fantasy Jews — short people with big noses who have an international control over finance with a strange and grasping concept of ownership that makes them seem avaricious.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
It has been quite some time since I read any of the Harry Potter books, but wasn't it a minor plot point in either the sixth or seventh one that Voldemort was able to turn many of the goblins, giants, Dementors and some other magical species over to his side because the rest of the wizarding world treated them like second-class citizens?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I decided to have a look at the leper colony and... uh...

Griff Lee posted:

seems normal to me!

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Metal Loaf posted:

It has been quite some time since I read any of the Harry Potter books, but wasn't it a minor plot point in either the sixth or seventh one that Voldemort was able to turn many of the goblins, giants, Dementors and some other magical species over to his side because the rest of the wizarding world treated them like second-class citizens?

Yeah but it was proof that the ones who joined were evil, in the same way that whenever Hermione protested for elf rights people and elves laughed at her because they're happy being slaves

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I decided to have a look at the leper colony and... uh...

he got banned for the other one, which was much much worse

Apple Tree
Sep 8, 2013

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I decided to have a look at the leper colony and... uh...

Oh, I would SERIOUSLY have appreciated an NMS warning before I looked at that. I looked at that. Now I am a person who has seen that.

:suicide:


ETA two days later: Really, gently caress you for posting that. I've got a mentally disabled young child, and all yesterday that thing was in my head making me feel dirty every time I played with or took care of my kid. It's not even from TVTropes, it's just something tropers categorise, like they categorise everything in the universe except good literature. What, did you think the world needed another copy? What the gently caress is wrong with you?

Apple Tree fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Jan 23, 2014

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Apple Tree posted:

Oh, I would SERIOUSLY have appreciated an NMS warning before I looked at that. I looked at that. Now I am a person who has seen that.

:suicide:

I just don't get why people like creating or consuming this type of thing. I don't understand the enjoyment factor

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

sweeperbravo posted:

I just don't get why people like creating or consuming this type of thing. I don't understand the enjoyment factor

Gross fetishism. It reminds me of a dude in the minecraft thread who casually linked to his fairy torture fiction after talking about how he loves killing fairies that a mod added in.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

sweeperbravo posted:

I just don't get why people like creating or consuming this type of thing. I don't understand the enjoyment factor

Being severely mentally ill?

Parsley
Jul 17, 2012

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I decided to have a look at the leper colony and... uh...

Oh for gently caress's sake, the last panel also has it pissing itself.
:cry:

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

Squidster posted:

You want the Internet Movie Firearms Database. There's probably some serious sperg in there, but I doubt there's any ponies.

EDIT: Oh god. They have an anime section.

And yet at the same time that is the most clinical write up of Strikes Witches I have seen so far.

Also, IMFD has this amazing (in a good way) article on FarCry 2.

Cooked Auto fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Jan 22, 2014

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

quote:

no matter how much you want to look like a tough guy, picking your nose with a loaded MAC-10 is still a bad idea.

:allears:

Thank you for linking this, Auto, I needed a laugh after that... thing.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


Morkyz posted:

In their Harry Potter thread, there's a guy advocating for genocide.

Betcha any money that the first post was in response to the third.

Cooked Auto
Aug 4, 2007

The Leper Colon V posted:

:allears:

Thank you for linking this, Auto, I needed a laugh after that... thing.

You're welcome.
And if I remember correctly, it's even written by a goon.

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal
Just because it was mentioned earlier get ye some Blood Meridian and other good fiction for cheap.

Venusian Weasel
Nov 18, 2011


Ew, but then you'd end up getting Piers Anthony too and he's a pedophilic creep.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

wrong thread.

Ewe on Piers Anthony though. I may still buy the bundle and just not download it.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot
:rodimus:

Venusian Weasel posted:

Ew, but then you'd end up getting Piers Anthony too and he's a pedophilic creep.

Well, this did get posted in a TvTropes thread.

Venusian Weasel
Nov 18, 2011


Ok. Allow me to use TVTropes to demonstrate, then



quote:

Author Appeal: Nudism / Innocent Fanservice Girl, in spades. He also tends to use Rape as Drama and Lawful Stupid a lot.

Quoting the preface of one of his stories, where a man is declared morally not guilty for having sex with a 5-year old because she wanted it

quote:

It may be that the problem is not with what is deviant, but with our definitions. I suggest in the novel that little Nymph was abused not by the man with whom she had sex, but by members of her family who warped her taste, and by the society that preferred to condemn her lover rather than address the source of the problem in her family.

But to TVTropes, she's just an innocent fanservice girl! Blatant statutory rape is just Rape as Drama!

Actually Anthony is prime troper material

quote:

Black Comedy Rape: The entire point of his "adult-themed" comedy Pornucopia.

quote:

Disposable Woman: Nearly all of his books have these; very often as Distressed Damsels. Women in Bio of a Space Tyrant seem to exist solely to be brutally raped and murdered.

quote:

I'm a Man, I Can't Help It: All over the place. He likes to hammer this point home by having a woman become a man briefly — upon returning to normal she will be full of surprised gratitude to her male companions for restraining their beastly urges.

quote:

Naked People Are Funny / National Geographic Nudity: Piers has said on several occasions that he doesn't understand why people consider human nudity to be shocking/harmful/etc. He tends to mix it into his stories.
  • Mermaids in Xanth are nudists, as are pretty much any Half Human Hybrids as a rule. In one novel the heroine — a Mermaid who turns human — spends a significant amount of time in the book before she gets any clothing. The most intelligent race, Centaurs, go topless except for utility and mate in the open, on the grounds that natural functions are, well, natural.

  • The Apprentice Adept series starts off on a colony world named Proton where only the members of the ruling class (called Citizens) are allowed the privilege of wearing clothing. The majority of the population consists of their indentured servants, called "serfs", who are required by law to go naked at all times.

quote:

Rape as Drama: Nearly all of his books feature this prominently.

quote:

Starfish Alien: Whenever aliens are encountered (as opposed to alternate-universe humans), they're almost guaranteed to be this trope. Piers Anthony may be unique in not only creating convincing and unique three-gendered-alien sex in the Cluster series, but also finding a way to create a rape scene with it.

Nearly a third of the tropes on his author page deal with rape in some way. Thank god I've never read his poo poo and learned not to from the SF/F thread.

Anticheese posted:

Well, this did get posted in a TvTropes thread.

Somehow the circle is complete.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

I meant I posted in the wrong thread. Not surprised they've lovingly cataloged Piers Anthony's horrible rapey body of work though. I remember even back in high school not being able to continue reading his incarnations series past the second book because I got weirded out by the character of Death's girlfriend who got raped by an incubus at some terribly young age. The friend who recommended that book series to me was either naive or a perv in the making.

Political Whores fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jan 22, 2014

bucketmouse
Aug 16, 2004

we con-trol the ho-ri-zon-tal
we con-trol the verrr-ti-cal
Huh, I knew there was some reason why the name was familiar yet I hadn't read any of his stuff. Makes sense TVTropes likes him though, ugh.

Kaboom Dragoon
May 7, 2010

The greatest of feasts

I remember reading Possible To Rue, which I thought was pretty clever and funny. Then I picked up Fractal Mode in a library sale when I was about 14 or so. I may well be misremembering (and I seriously hope I am), but I'm pretty sure one plot thread had a girl who was about 4-5 who was totally fine with the idea of being a communal whore for her father and his friends, who were all being frozen out by their wives because it would make them all happy.

There was also two of the heroes: one was a typical Conan-style barbarian hero, honour before reason, blah blah, who was in love with the female lead, a girl who was about 13. She wanted him to bang her brains out, but he kept telling her that because he loved her, he'd never sleep with her, but he'd also never love anyone he slept with besides her. Which, compared to some of the guy's other output, comes across as reasonable.

Thinking about it, I just realised it was about another ten years or so before I picked up another fantasy book. Thanks, Piers.

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Improbable Lobster posted:

I remember some of the Fallout New Vegas devs being asked by a troper if the I Am Not Left Handed challenge was a reference to tvtropes.

Oh for...:psyduck:

It came from The Princess Bride. They admit it came from Princess Bride on the trope page, goddamn

quote:

The trope name and the page quote come from The Princess Bride. Inigo Montoya is so good that he fights with his left hand just to keep things somewhat challenging, but when faced with the Man in Black, he realises he's being outmatched, and switches the sword back to his right hand to gain the upper hand again. Too bad the Man in Black was also fighting with his off-hand, presumably for the same reason. If you look closely, you'll notice when the Man in Black first starts to draw his sword, he is drawing it with his right hand until he notices that Inigo plans to fight with his left-hand.

Christ, when tropers aren't being neckbeard creepazoids (:stonk: LIKE THAT FLUFFY PONY poo poo :stonk: :cry:) they're being egotistical idiots who think the world revolves around them.

But that's just preaching to the choir.

Penny Paper
Dec 31, 2012

Improbable Lobster posted:

If :tvtropes: was renamed TvTrivia and permabanned all current forums members then it woud be a much better site.

No, it would be a much better site if it were a white space with the words "404: File Not Found" as its only content.

Shwoo
Jul 21, 2011

I just watched mediocre Disney movie the Aristocats. I wonder what TV Tropes has to say about it!

Wild Mass Guessing/The Aristocats posted:

The entire movie suffers from Broad Strokes due to Rule of Funny
We can assume that the plot is accurate; a retired opera singer makes a will that demands that her cats inherit all she owns, and her butler tries to get rid of them. We can even assume that there's some form of communication between the cats, and they meet an alleycat who becomes their father figure. However, certain details are different. Napoleon and Lafayette, who do end up stealing Edgar's distinctive hat and umbrella, have far too human-like gestures to go unnoticed. Rather than grabbing the bowler with his paws when Edgar tries to steal it back, Napoleon probably snatches it in his mouth.
*There is actual evidence for this, although it may be an animation goof. At the end of Everybody Wants to Be a Cat, the cats pile onto a piano that crashes through the building, and they walk out playing broken instruments. However, the instruments are in no way damaged during the fall, so this seems strange, unless you assume the animation of the piano falling through the floor was just a representation for the actual crash.
...I wonder what TV Tropes has to say about it!

Disney/The Aristocats posted:

Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds: Edgar "turned evil" after he learns all the inheritance will pass to the cats.
Kidnapping some cats = destroying the world.

Disney/The Aristocats posted:

This is actually a subversion of the trope, however: Edgar thinks he's a woobie, but if he'd listened to the whole will he would have learned that the inheritance will indeed pass on to the cats with him as their caretaker, so since cats can't actually use money, that basically meant he gets all the money if he'd just make sure the cats could lead the pampered lives they were used to.
Oh, they subverted suffering so much abuse that you destroy the world. That's okay, then.

Funny/The Aristocats posted:

"Shang Hai Hong Kong Egg Fu Yong. Fortune cookie always wrong".
This line is said by a buck-toothed Siamese cat playing the piano with chopsticks. Hahaha, racism is hilarious.

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
For other bad MLP fanfics that aren't as disturbing as fluffypony see:

Xenophilia, in which a self insert human has graphically depicted sex with a pony.

Friendship Is Optimal, in which an AI pony takes over the world

and presumably everything else on this page

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

Morkyz posted:

Friendship Is Optimal, in which an AI pony takes over the world

Written by Eliezer Yudkowsi?

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

quote:

Starfish Alien: Whenever aliens are encountered (as opposed to alternate-universe humans), they're almost guaranteed to be this trope. Piers Anthony may be unique in not only creating convincing and unique three-gendered-alien sex in the Cluster series, but also finding a way to create a rape scene with it.

This is objectively untrue! Asimov's The Gods Themselves not only features tri-gender alien rape but makes it seem appropriately reprehensible.

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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Djeser posted:

This is objectively untrue! Asimov's The Gods Themselves not only features tri-gender alien rape but makes it seem appropriately reprehensible.

Iain M. Banks also did the exact same thing a few decades later in The Player of Games. But that's probably enough about alien rape for now.

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