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pixelbaron posted:yeah in the stank water that collects at the bottom of garbage cans Still probably more hygienic than some goons A raccoon wouldn't stand for cheeto dust on his paws
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Yeah, I like them and their little faces and their tiny weird hands. My boyfriend wants one as a pet, but he comes from the South.
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Avshalom posted:the men are skeezy but they don't give me anything in return I give you the gift of friendship. Also gently caress I deleted all my other quote quoting from everyone in the thread. Poop kitty: Eve is bronies in space but instead of ponies its space ships they obsess over. Avs: poo poo sucks horoscopes are great though because they are written with a godly vagueness that anyone who reads it could interpret it as applying to them. Okay now lady thread I need some advice. My new neighbor just moved in like 24 hours ago. And I was planning on introducing myself last night / today as they live right next to me. I am now however terrified to do so. As throughout the day at random times I will hear her in the thralls of passion moaning so loud the whole apartment can hear. (It actually got some dogs outside to start barking at one point). Now the thing is they're studio apartments, the walls aren't exactly paper thin, and I haven't heard anyone but her from the apartment. Shes done this like 5 times so far today and there isn't any way she doesn't know everyone can hear her. I've played some music stomped around the kitchen a bit and talked loudly while on the phone to kind of make the point the walls aren't thick here. How the hell do I handle this? I mean sure I can understand having sex with or without others everyone does it, but its like all day long. What the hell is she doing in there? I haven't seen or heard anyone come and go and I live right next to the front door to the building so I hear everyone come and go. I'm terrified to go knock and say hello because now its like "Hi I'm your neighbor! I HEAR EVERYTHING." My initial thought was to say "Hi I'm your neighbor the walls here aren't exactly the thickest, so if I get too loud let me know, and I'll keep it down." But I think I'm beyond that now. I may still try that approach, but I mean holy poo poo. Who has time to get off / have sex that many times in a day? Especially not the weekend? Thoughts on how to handle this? I'm thinking I may just walk out the door to "check my mail" at the same time they start to leave to introduce myself to avoid going over knocking on the door mid their whatever they're doing at random throughout the day.
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raccoon facts: the female raccoon will carry around her raccoon egg sac in her tiny creepy hands till her babies are born and then the millions of tiny raccoon babies will pile onto her back and stay there until they develop
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pixelbaron posted:raccoon facts: the female raccoon will carry around her raccoon egg sac in her tiny creepy hands till her babies are born and then the millions of tiny raccoon babies will pile onto her back and stay there until they develop hosed up if true
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Al Borland posted:I give you the gift of friendship. Also gently caress I deleted all my other quote quoting from everyone in the thread. Possibly a cam girl? Girl gotta make them stacks leave her alone.
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LingcodKilla posted:Possibly a cam girl? Girl gotta make them stacks leave her alone. I can respect that. Here's the thing though. She has a sound system, that can go up fairly loud I've heard it. She chooses to leave it off while doing her coitus. Also if men could make money doing camming I probably would have no shame and do it myself. Alas, unless I dress up as a girl and put things in my butt for creepy old men that will never happen. E: glandmine posted:hosed up if true I can vouch for it. We had a family living under our patio furniture set back at my parent's place throughout the winter. We opened it up when spring was coming and pulled off all the covers and like 8 raccoons came rushing out. We had to use a garden hose to chase them all away and off the deck. Scared the living crap out of my mom. Al Borland fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jan 22, 2014 |
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coitus in the walls by hp lovecraft
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pixelbaron posted:coitus in the walls by hp lovecraft Funny story, this place used to be a brothel. SO it could be brothel ghosts and not my neighbor. Probably not. The Tell-tale Coitus by Edgar Allen Poe.
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Go next door dressed up with a cuke in your butt (English or Japanese, they're smaller.) Tell her you're a cam girl so sorry if you're loud. 
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poopkitty posted:Go next door dressed up with a cuke in your butt (English or Japanese, they're smaller.) Tell her you're a cam girl so sorry if you're loud. I almost want to. E: also what is a cuke all I could find is its some kind of cucumber is this correct?
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could you not just be like 'yo hi I live next door.' and after that instead of acting like a normal person you just do judgement eyes/smirking/pantomime getting slammed?
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Unless your neighbor is a complete child, a noticeable tap on the wall should do a lot. Neither of you need ever mention it again
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The fall of the house of gusher
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:it seems i a m your neighbor Okay I'll be over dressed in drag with a cuke up my butt in the hour.
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Oh god creepy wind snoring cat and barren streets again
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:Oh god creepy wind snoring cat and barren streets again wind snoring cat?
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Al Borland posted:wind snoring cat? Is your cat causing this wind? Pls wake him up.
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detectivemonkey posted:The fall of the house of gusher
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detectivemonkey posted:Is your cat causing this wind? Pls wake him up. Better be careful he may have sleep catnia!
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LADY POLL (although anyone else can answer too): what climate are you in/where is your thermostat? I had to turn mine from 64 to 68 due to possible freezing of husband. It's 62 at night, though, and 64 while we are at work. I once asked this to my ESL conversation group and everyone said low 70s/high 60s and this guy from Morocco was like 78.
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detectivemonkey posted:Is your cat causing this wind? Pls wake him up. The combination of the ghostly wind and my fat cat snoring is really eerie drat
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detectivemonkey posted:LADY POLL (although anyone else can answer too): what climate are you in/where is your thermostat? I had to turn mine from 64 to 68 due to possible freezing of husband. It's 62 at night, though, and 64 while we are at work. Im in Chicago, it is 10F or lower here. I don't have a thermostat and the building's radiator doesn't kick in nearly enough. I'm robed, clothed, wearing socks slippers and still freezing my rear end off. I have taken to heating the oven up and opening it up to try and get warmth to fill my apartment. As well as taking aluminum foil and building a vent hood around my radiator that i connected a fan to to summon heat towards me when it does grace me by turning on. Its like 50 or lower in here.
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:The combination of the ghostly wind and my fat cat snoring is really eerie drat I'm in an end-unit townhouse and the gap between my house and my neighbor's house is some sort of mega wind tunnel. It is horrifying, so I feel for you. Also I have a cat curled up with me but she is not snoring (yet).
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65 F at night and when we're not here, 70 when we're chilling in the evenings after work or on weekends Oops: Rocky Mountains, so sometimes freezing cold, sometimes 60 degrees
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detectivemonkey posted:LADY POLL (although anyone else can answer too): what climate are you in/where is your thermostat? I had to turn mine from 64 to 68 due to possible freezing of husband. It's 62 at night, though, and 64 while we are at work. It's like 4C/40F outside and my thermostat is set to 22C/70F. I'm terrible at the F/C conversion, so even though 22 is a little high, I have to have it at an even # and 20 is too low. E: I also do not pay for heat (electric) and if I did I would likely keep it lower.
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Al Borland posted:Im in Chicago, it is 10F or lower here. I don't have a thermostat and the building's radiator doesn't kick in nearly enough. I'm robed, clothed, wearing socks slippers and still freezing my rear end off. New theory: your new roommate is having constant sex because that's the only way she can keep warm. I hate that type of house-weather because you just want to bake bread all day as an excuse to keep the oven on, but there's no way the bread will rise 
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Al Borland, maybe your neighbor saw you through the peephole/curtain, thinks you're cute, and is now seducing you with her loud ladygroans
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grapey posted:Al Borland, maybe your neighbor saw you through the peephole/curtain, thinks you're cute, and is now seducing you with her loud ladygroans Oh i think they definitely saw me Takin out the trash all manly lookin in my yellow t shirt with an Octopus on it. I was singing radar love in the shower too. detectivemonkey posted:New theory: your new roommate is having constant sex because that's the only way she can keep warm. I agree with your theory and holy poo poo i've baked 3 loaves of bread so far. I keep the dough warm in the oven. Preheat it to 250 and turn it off after i put the bread in.
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I live in a duplex with big old iron radiators. My neighbors control the heat (it's a really old house and the set-up is kind of odd), but whatever they have it at seems fine. I think it's around 65 degrees? We have a space heater for super-cold nights, most of the time we just wear layers or build nests of blankets
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Crow Jane posted:I live in a duplex with big old iron radiators. My neighbors control the heat (it's a really old house and the set-up is kind of odd), but whatever they have it at seems fine. I think it's around 65 degrees? We have a space heater for super-cold nights, most of the time we just wear layers or build nests of blankets A couple years ago we decided that we could keep the heat up or just buy these awesome fuzzy blankets from target. We chose the latter and that investment has paid off. There is one in every room of the house and they are amazing.
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Crow Jane posted:I live in a duplex with big old iron radiators. My neighbors control the heat (it's a really old house and the set-up is kind of odd), but whatever they have it at seems fine. I think it's around 65 degrees? We have a space heater for super-cold nights, most of the time we just wear layers or build nests of blankets yeah in bed is fine for me. I have plenty of blankets. out of it is intolerable. My bathroom is at least 40. I think the thermostat is in the basement I'm tempted to go down there and find it. I've gone down there before because I am on a single 15Amp breaker and if you run the toaster and the convection oven at the same time.. POP! So yeah there's that being the reason I don't have a space heater.
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detectivemonkey posted:LADY POLL (although anyone else can answer too): what climate are you in/where is your thermostat? I had to turn mine from 64 to 68 due to possible freezing of husband. It's 62 at night, though, and 64 while we are at work. I'm in Texas and it's 31 right now. I don't really have a thermostat, my house only has one gas space heater. I've got it blasting and it's only got the temp up to 64 which is way too cold for me; I'd prefer 70+. I generally don't use the heater at night unless it's just ridiculously cold, I just worry about something bad happening when I'm sleeping.
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My down comforter used to keep me toasty at night even if the heat was off, but now that I'm losing my fatty fat fat I have to pile on more blankets. But I refuse to wear pajama pants to bed. I can't sleep in pants.
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t_violet posted:I'm in Texas and it's 31 right now. I don't really have a thermostat, my house only has one gas space heater. I've got it blasting and it's only got the temp up to 64 which is way too cold for me; I'd prefer 70+. I generally don't use the heater at night unless it's just ridiculously cold, I just worry about something bad happening when I'm sleeping. Well, at least you'd wake up warm
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toe knee hand posted:i think your blame here might be slightly misplaced Yeah I know and I am p mad at my dad for being all  about home maintenance but you can't really control unbridled fury and dad wasnt the one sitting in the wall going scritch scritch scritch all night long
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