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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Tatum Girlparts posted:

What the gently caress is the champagne of drank?

Promethazine. With Retsyn.

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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Tatum Girlparts posted:

What the gently caress is the champagne of drank?

Sizzurp, aka "Purple Drank". Codeine, promethazine, Sprite and a single Jolly Rancher.

You have no idea how badly I wish I was making it up.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

BigRed0427 posted:

Cough Syrup I think.

No I know what that is, I'm wondering what the luxury version of cough syrup jolly ranchers and sprite is.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Ford can just show up anywhere and it's instant comedy.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
Good god, this may be the highest scoring game ever.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Why is Justin Bieber surrounded by people that call themselves "Li'l _______"?

Jesus, how does Rob Ford just never stop.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The Strokes I Get From Candy-Induced Diabetes, holy poo poo hahaha

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Weird Al is way better at this than he should be.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Great, just when I thought I couldn't despise Candy Crush Saga any more.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Hersey's KISS was just too obvious.

Hey! Weird Al went into the future and saw my tweet! I totally posted Pixies Sticks....also pixie styx.

Almond Joy Division was pretty good.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

raditts posted:

Why is Justin Bieber surrounded by people that call themselves "Li'l _______"?


Cuz he's a wee elfin creature himself and can't be shown up in public by normal sized black accessories who aren't his bodyguards.

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

Up Next:
Fifteen Inches of
SHEER DYNAMITE

Weird Al is going to own every pun-based game tonight.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

JT Jag posted:

Weird Al is way better at this than he should be.

Dude been in the comedy game longer than most people.

VBane
Oct 31, 2011
To be fair, they only have the trademark in regards to video games and for some reason clothing....and only until some company with enough money to bother challenges it and it gets shot down in flames like that one video game company that trademarked the word Edge for a decade until the Mirrors Edge people took them to court.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

raditts posted:

Great, just when I thought I couldn't despise Candy Crush Saga any more.
The best thing about Candy Crush is the reaction from people who play it a lot that you can reset lives by changing the date on your phone :smug:

One of the nurses plays it all the time and I swear she wanted to kill me because she spent [an undisclosed amount] on microtransactions on that game.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

raditts posted:

Great, just when I thought I couldn't despise Candy Crush Saga any more.

It gets better. They've not only trademarked the word Candy, they're trying to corner the market on "Saga" too.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Heh, #buttselfies

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

404GoonNotFound posted:

It gets better. They've not only trademarked the word Candy, they're trying to corner the market on "Saga" too.

Welp, that's the last nail in the coffin for JRPGs.

Edit: HOLY poo poo! That's like...I don't think even EA is that big of a Dick. :stare:

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

404GoonNotFound posted:

It gets better. They've not only trademarked the word Candy, they're trying to corner the market on "Saga" too.
Oh-ho-ho, JRPG makers everywhere won't stand for that indignity.

edit: ah gently caress you BigRed

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Of course there's Romney/Ryan slash fiction.

One Direction One Cup :gonk:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

twistedmentat posted:

Of course there's Romney/Ryan slash fiction.

One Direction One Cup :gonk:

Oh poor Al.

Please let that be real and not something they came up with.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha Weird Al giving up at that pic.

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

bahaha Weird Al is traumatized

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

twistedmentat posted:

Of course there's Romney/Ryan slash fiction.

One Direction One Cup :gonk:
How are you so far ahead?

The worst Fan Fic I heard was the Jurassic Park "Root Her" :stonk:

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
CHANGE THE GRAPHIC :stonk:

LAY-ZX
Nov 10, 2009

One Direction One Cup :stonk:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
CHANGE THE GRAPHIC

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Brian Posehn will never be the same after seeing One Direction, One Cup :ohdear:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Ahahha Weird Al's own fan fic

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

achillesforever6 posted:

How are you so far ahead?

The worst Fan Fic I heard was the Jurassic Park "Root Her" :stonk:

I did not post that until they had gone to commerical. At least a full minute. I am so sick of seeing Awkward Moment ads!

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


BigRed0427 posted:

Welp, that's the last nail in the coffin for JRPGs.

Edit: HOLY poo poo! That's like...I don't think even EA is that big of a Dick. :stare:

I blame the idiots willing to pay gobs of money for a lovely Bejeweled knockoff for elevating them to where they can do things like that.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

What?! :psyduck:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Come on Brian make a comeback!

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

achillesforever6 posted:

Come on Brian make a comeback!

It's too late. They broke him :cry:

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


So this will be like that party that Lord British threw once, except people will probably actually die on it?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Ahahaha Oh god I love you Weird Al

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Hahahaha Al owns so hard

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh no, bye Brian! :(

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Meth is vegan right? That's what those things are made out of based on that baby's expression.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Woo weird al :woop:

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