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Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Plutonis posted:

The eye/mouth holes would make it hard to eat salad though!

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich salad is far less likely to fall out of that bowl.

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Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Plutonis posted:

The eye/mouth holes would make it hard to eat salad though!

If it didn't make him angry then it would be Bruce Banner's salad bowl, wouldn't it?

Sefer
Sep 2, 2006
Not supposed to be here today

Uthor posted:

loving regional rights issues!

At least you guys got the complete Tick cartoon. Of the three seasons, they only released DVDs of the first two, cut out two of the episodes (one a parody of Mole Man (though most likely because of the inclusion of Cindy Crawford) and the other a parody of Galactus), and used the syndicated edits. The UK got a complete three season box set with the original edits and not missing any episodes.

I haven't watched those cartoons since they originally aired, but I have to imagine people are pretty confused if they don't watch the Galactus parody and just have to wonder why the moon has a bite taken out of it for the rest of the show. It'd be like missing the Chairface Chippendale moon laser episode.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

I did miss that episode when I was a kid! I just knew the moon in the tick had CHA written on it. It made that episode SO MUCH FUNNIER when I finally saw it a few years ago.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Elfface posted:

I so want the next panel to be a flashback ending with "And that how Hulk get new salad bowl!"

I want to picture Hulk wandering around with the helmet on his head for no reason. "HULK LOVE NEW HAT!"

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

sneezing, better than punching some universes I guess?

redstormpopcorn
Jun 10, 2007
Aurora Master

Pacra posted:

sneezing, better than punching some universes I guess?



So that's how Marvel Zombies ends.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Pacra posted:

sneezing, better than punching some universes I guess?



Unless he sneezes radiation, I'm not sure that would actually work in space.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Y'know Supes, I'm pretty sure the site of a deadly space-plague isn't somewhere you should be if you already have a case of the sniffles.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

TwoPair posted:

Y'know Supes, I'm pretty sure the site of a deadly space-plague isn't somewhere you should be if you already have a case of the sniffles.

The alien who is continually plagued by fragments of his exploded world falling onto his adopted home goes and sneezes on a bunch of planets containing a deadly space plague and blows them up.

Luthor was right.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
How has Batman: Fortunate Son been ignored for so long? If you want a plot summary, A rock star named Izaak Crowe goes on a drug-induced psychotic cross country rampage while taking advice from a hallucination of Elvis. Batman pursues and we find out that Rock and Roll is "not allowed in the cave"...in part because his dad told him not to listen to "that trash"...just before they went to the Zorro movie.

I mean, besides the horrendously off artwork:


Batman being horrified by Great Balls of Fire and I Am the Walrus of all things:


And finally, Batman's summation of Punk Rock:


It may just be the stupidest comic ever written about Batman.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Gene Ha drew that? What the hell?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Sometimes pants are not the best idea
BPRD The Dead part 2

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

bobkatt013 posted:

Sometimes pants are not the best idea
BPRD The Dead part 2


Roger's good-natured happiness is what makes this exchange.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Kitty thought Colossus was dead, but then she found him alive in a lab because ... he's an X-Man and that's what happens? Anyway, they've been having trouble connecting for a while until:






A downside to Wolverine's senses?



Astonishing X-Men 13-14

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
I was about to comment about how Whedonish those X-Men panels were before remembering that Joss Whedon actually wrote that run.

That phasing sex joke is just shameful.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat
I would hate to have butterfly wings. Wearing anything other than a medical gown would probably be annoying as gently caress to put on.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




If there hasn't been a one-shot about the X-tailor then there should be.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Drifter posted:

I would hate to have butterfly wings. Wearing anything other than a medical gown would probably be annoying as gently caress to put on.

You could just ask Angel where he shops and get some duds there.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

TwoPair posted:

You could just ask Angel where he shops and get some duds there.

Angel shops at the birthday suit store, though.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

MikeJF posted:

If there hasn't been a one-shot about the X-tailor then there should be.

Well, Tim Gunn is already part of the Marvel U. You're just half a step away.


EDIT

Mr. Maltose posted:

I was about to comment about how Whedonish those X-Men panels were before remembering that Joss Whedon actually wrote that run.

Wolverine is Nathan Fillion. I get it, now!

Uthor fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Jan 22, 2014

i like tacos
Mar 26, 2010

Ask me about being a liar who doesn't actually like tacos and is a disagreeable asshole

Drifter posted:

I love the shards of glass in Deadpool's afro. :allears:

Did he jump through a window or something?

I know this is from a while ago but nobody ever answered it. The new deadpool series is amazing.



Still Deadpool #13

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

i like tacos posted:

I know this is from a while ago but nobody ever answered it. The new deadpool series is amazing.



Still Deadpool #13

Deadpool aka Refenestrator.

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

i like tacos posted:

I know this is from a while ago but nobody ever answered it. The new deadpool series is amazing.



Still Deadpool #13

Yeah, get the new Deadpool tbp.

Still Deadpool # 13


The things you can learn from the Immortal Iron Fist.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

i like tacos posted:

I know this is from a while ago but nobody ever answered it. The new deadpool series is amazing.



Still Deadpool #13

I am apparently 12 years old because I am chuckling over the broken sign reading "power fist".

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

TwoPair posted:

You could just ask Angel where he shops and get some duds there.

It's been thought of.



(Showcase - The Inferior Five, #65)

delfin fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Jan 22, 2014

surc
Aug 17, 2004

Solomon Grundy takes pride in a good day's work:

(Green Arrow V3 #18)

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Drifter posted:

I would hate to have butterfly wings. Wearing anything other than a medical gown would probably be annoying as gently caress to put on.

RIP Jumbo Carnation

But seriously, the X-Men have a magic space clothing machine in their basement which I'm sure can account for butterfly wings.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Ensign_Ricky posted:

How has Batman: Fortunate Son been ignored for so long? If you want a plot summary, A rock star named Izaak Crowe goes on a drug-induced psychotic cross country rampage while taking advice from a hallucination of Elvis. Batman pursues and we find out that Rock and Roll is "not allowed in the cave"...in part because his dad told him not to listen to "that trash"...just before they went to the Zorro movie.

I mean, besides the horrendously off artwork:


Batman being horrified by Great Balls of Fire and I Am the Walrus of all things:


And finally, Batman's summation of Punk Rock:


It may just be the stupidest comic ever written about Batman.

The sight of Batman seriously contemplating the lyrics of I Am The Walrus is probably one f the funniest things I've seen in this thread.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

delfin posted:

It's been thought of.



(Showcase - The Inferior Five, #65)

I think we just discovered what secret the Watcher was keeping :tinfoil:

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

delfin posted:

It's been thought of.



(Showcase - The Inferior Five, #65)

Wasn't this a thing in the third X-men film?

Now that I'm thinking about it, Warren probably has a tailor who makes cuts in the back of his shirts and puts a coat over his outfits like the angels in Dogma.

Bloody Holly
May 29, 2007

the George Washington of breadfucking

SilverSupernova posted:

The sight of Batman seriously contemplating the lyrics of I Am The Walrus is probably one f the funniest things I've seen in this thread.


Batman does not trust the undead.

source on cover

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

SilverSupernova posted:

The sight of Batman seriously contemplating the lyrics of I Am The Walrus is probably one f the funniest things I've seen in this thread.

God help Gotham the day Dick brings rap into the cave.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Ensign_Ricky posted:

God help Gotham the day Dick brings rap into the cave.
It will end up playing out exactly like this:

d00gZ
Oct 12, 2002

Original Sin Murderer
Wild Guess #627
Edward Snowden

"My sole motive is to inform the public as to that which is done in their name and that which is done against them."
From this week's Iron Man #20.INH. This is the best Mandarin reboot idea ever.



Such dicks!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

d00gZ posted:

Such dicks!

"Cock rings, the bunch of ya!"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Action Tortoise posted:

Wasn't this a thing in the third X-men film?

Now that I'm thinking about it, Warren probably has a tailor who makes cuts in the back of his shirts and puts a coat over his outfits like the angels in Dogma.

Warren's crazy rich. Pretty sure every single thread of clothing he wears would be custom even if he didn't have angel wings.

Kangaroo Jerk
Jul 23, 2000

d00gZ posted:

From this week's Iron Man #20.INH. This is the best Mandarin reboot idea ever.



Such dicks!

You really have to read all that in Dalek voices.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

FMguru posted:

It will end up playing out exactly like this:



We go now live to Gavok's photoshop reenactment 6 months ago:



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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Gavok nominated for King of Panels.

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