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A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Awwwwww :)

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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

prefect posted:

Last I read, classes cost over a thousand dollars.

Yeah, I guess my point is I doubt Howard sees any money from whatever people are willing to spend to learn 'how to utilize the concept of discipline to control your brain' or whatever they're being sold in those classes.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
I really enjoyed the interviews today, as one was kind of serious with Aaron Eckhart while Jonah Hill was carefree and being as (mostly) honest as possible.

Paul Kersey
Oct 28, 2004

Anybody else find Aaron Eckhart to be pretty weird? Good interview, though.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
I can't wait for Jonah Hill to sit in.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Robin got a good one in this morning. Can't remember the exact wording:

Howard: "I'm like Don Johnson without the looks."
Robin: "So is he at this point."

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I'd rather spend a thousand dollars on some meditation class than fly to Peru to roll in the dirt while some shaman twisted on peyote rubs Mike and Ike's all over my body, but that is just me.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Ribsauce posted:

I'd rather spend a thousand dollars on some meditation class than fly to Peru to roll in the dirt while some shaman twisted on peyote rubs Mike and Ike's all over my body, but that is just me.

I'd rather just take a bunch of peyote.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ribsauce posted:

I'd rather spend a thousand dollars on some meditation class than fly to Peru to roll in the dirt while some shaman twisted on peyote rubs Mike and Ike's all over my body, but that is just me.

If you search for "mindfulness meditation", you can find plenty of classes that are a hell of a lot cheaper. They don't have the same celebrity endorsements, but there's good stuff to be had.

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
Just take a yoga class. You get all the spiritual mumbo-jumbo of TM plus a pretty intense and beneficial workout.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Back to the actual show:

Jay Leno sucks and all, but Howard has NO ROOM to say someone "doesn't have their finger on the pulse of this country."

Corb3t
Jun 7, 2003

Brocktoon posted:

Back to the actual show:

Jay Leno sucks and all, but Howard has NO ROOM to say someone "doesn't have their finger on the pulse of this country."


He literally discovered the convenience of online shopping and Amazon less than a month ago. :rolleyes:

edit: Also, podcasts are irrelevant, right guys?

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
Who keeps smacking the microphone in studio? The constantly thumping is so drat annoying.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Irish Joe posted:

Who keeps smacking the microphone in studio? The constantly thumping is so drat annoying.

Probably the same guy who burps into the mic and eats into the mic.

Can I be any more unprofessional, Robin, Robin are you there?

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

The first minute or two of yesterday's show (I believe) were a complete mess. Robin problems, caller problems, Howard sounded relieved to get Bobo on the line and let him get things back on track, so to speak.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Artie is his Faaaaaaaaaaavorite

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

picosecond posted:

He was involved in a lot of pump-and-dump stock scams at the time. There's a book on the rise of pump-and-dumps and other stock schemes that were big in the '90s, called "Born To Steal: When The Mafia Hit Wall Street" -- Stuttering John's name comes up in it a bunch of times because they'd use the show to pump the lovely stocks. Years ago, The Smoking Gun had the paperwork for a few lawsuits against the show based on accusations of it. Dunno if they still do and don't have time to go check now.

Hey speaking of this. I was listening to a stern show shuffle feed yesterday and they replayed a bit where John is talking about all the money he is making people on stocks. They blatantly plug a bunch of stocks and at one point Gary asks Johns "why are you telling everyone about it, now they are all gonna run out and buy it"

John responds "Exactly, thats what we want"

The were really running a huge pump and dump out of the studio for a few years.


I am trying to find the clip on youtube..

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Howard is so caught up with asking people about missed opportunities, like asking Jonah Hill about passing on The Hangover, for example, and just keeps harping on it over and over in interviews. Am I not remembering some incident where this happened to him, or is it really just anxiety over his dad and Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax

JB50 posted:

Probably the same guy who burps into the mic and eats into the mic.

Can I be any more unprofessional, Robin, Robin are you there?

Its funny, because Howard used to make fun of Rush Limbaugh for doing the exact same loving thing.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Brocktoon posted:

Howard is so caught up with asking people about missed opportunities, like asking Jonah Hill about passing on The Hangover, for example, and just keeps harping on it over and over in interviews. Am I not remembering some incident where this happened to him, or is it really just anxiety over his dad and Kentucky Fried Chicken?

I like learning about what could have been, those are pretty interesting topics to hear what mistakes people made or what they turned down. I don't think it's a big deal, I mean Howard never passed on a good deal, he did get the rights to Rock and Roll High School after all.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
Howard let slip that he was in talks with Stan Lee to play Ant Man.

Finndo
Dec 27, 2005

Title Text goes here.

Brocktoon posted:

... anxiety over his dad and Kentucky Fried Chicken?

What is this in reference to? Sounds interesting...

picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second
I just listened to Artie's fight with Crazy Alice and holy poo poo. I couldn't hold in the laughs. Now everyone at work is looking at me funny.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

picosecond posted:

I just listened to Artie's fight with Crazy Alice and holy poo poo. I couldn't hold in the laughs. Now everyone at work is looking at me funny.

Artie's fight with porn star Crystal Clear was goddamned incredible. He just kept going and going.

RichardDunn
Oct 23, 2008

Bag of Sun Chips posted:

I know what I'll be listening to all day at work today:

https://soundcloud.com/elibradensternsongs

Wow, I seriously cannot thank you enough. This just made my night.

edit: omg does this ever end? I keep scrolling down and it just loads more. This is great!!!

RichardDunn fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Jan 23, 2014

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Finndo posted:

What is this in reference to? Sounds interesting...

Howard's dad had the opportunity to invest early in KFC before it was KFC and if he had the resulting investment would've been worth tons of money. His dad always regretted it.

"Every Sunday we go down and get a piece of Kentucky Fried. You know I could have invested in that company when they first started?"

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
Wasn't it his Mom who convinced his dad to not invest? "Fried chicken, feh, who needs it".

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Really, no talk about the Benji blow-up? I thought we were going to have an Artie/Teddy replay in there for a minute.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Smeep posted:

Really, no talk about the Benji blow-up? I thought we were going to have an Artie/Teddy replay in there for a minute.

What happened?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008


Mark's Friggin posted:

Howard took a call from a woman who said Beth looked great on Bravo last night. Howard said she did look good and she did a great job. The caller asked why he goes so easy on Benjy when he berates callers but when Shuli berates someone in there he goes off on them. Howard said he had no idea what she was even saying because he's so tired. Howard said he takes some of that stuff off the air. Benjy asked to talk to Howard now for 30 seconds. Howard told him no. He told him to take it up with Gary. Howard said he doesn't want to deal with it. Howard said it's his birthday and he wants to enjoy it. Benjy said he's not talking about his birthday. Gary told Benjy to shut up now. He told Benjy to get out of the studio now. Gary told him to get up and get out now. Howard said this is irrational. Gary said he spoke to him off the air already. Howard said he doesn't want to talk about this on the air. He said he likes Elisa and he thinks she's terrific. Howard said he doesn't have to reveal what she's doing. Howard said if he wants to talk about the birthday show he has to do it off the air. Gary said he has already talked to him off the air. He said it's over and done with.

Howard said he doesn't want to talk about his girlfriend at all. Benjy said that he did already. Gary said he told Benjy not to discuss this at all. He said they're done with this. Gary told him not to bring it up again. He told him not to come to Wrap Up today either. The caller said she feels bad. She felt like she caused this.

Howard said he had to do a live commercial. He said Benjy just doesn't get it when he doesn't want to talk about something he's uncomfortable with.

Gary had a ton of hostility in his voice.

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Youtube clip 1.22.14:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8i1ni-7k88

If it's real it's probably about Benjy getting his girlfriend on the show a couple of times and now she has a job there and hopefully it's only handling phone calls because her voice is what a female JD would sound like.

She writes for the show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijJhmDrcgBI
2:31

bleh

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

MVP posted:


She writes for the show:


Holy loving poo poo...

I'd love to invent time travel and go back to 1997 and tell Howard this.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I have a really hard time giving a gently caress about anything even remotely involving Benjy.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
That exchange is weird as hell.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Cucktales Blogger posted:

That exchange is weird as hell.

I wish they'd just throw benjy out of the studio any time he talks because it's always dumb crap like this.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Honestly, the only person I care less about on the show than Ralph is Benji. Benji has never done anything funny, not even the Wiener Press Conference. Seriously, shoot them both into space.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Brocktoon posted:

Honestly, the only person I care less about on the show than Ralph is Benji. Benji has never done anything funny, not even the Wiener Press Conference. Seriously, shoot them both into space.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdTmGVJMsls


Benji writes a lot of the jokes that Howard says, too.

I don't get the whole thing with Benji... Like they don't let him talk because when he talks he does a bit but they never let him actually talk in order to do a bit, so it's some weird loving loop of lovely radio and Benji isn't solely responsible for it because now I'm interested in what Benji wanted to say, but will never find out because Howard gets pissy whenever Benji opens his mouth.

A Keg fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Jan 23, 2014

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Is this supposed to be proof of something funny? Yelling things at a live reporter is one of the lowest forms of "comedy".

Cucktales Blogger posted:

I don't get the whole thing with Benji... Like they don't let him talk because when he talks he does a bit but they never let him actually talk in order to do a bit, so it's some weird loving loop of lovely radio and Benji isn't solely responsible for it because now I'm interested in what Benji wanted to say, but will never find out because Howard gets pissy whenever Benji opens his mouth.

Because they know from experience that everything Benji says, no matter how sincere he seems, is a loving stupid bit. Remember when he wouldn't reveal his birthday/age for years for no reason at all? Or about how he's related to someone famous and was weirdly evasive about it? Or when he was dressing like a grunge club kid just waiting for someone to comment?

Seriously, I'd just prefer if they never acknowledge that Benji is in the studio. Or better yet, move him out of the studio and have him submit his jokes over the computer.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Brocktoon posted:

Is this supposed to be proof of something funny? Yelling things at a live reporter is one of the lowest forms of "comedy".


Because they know from experience that everything Benji says, no matter how sincere he seems, is a loving stupid bit. Remember when he wouldn't reveal his birthday/age for years for no reason at all? Or about how he's related to someone famous and was weirdly evasive about it? Or when he was dressing like a grunge club kid just waiting for someone to comment?

Seriously, I'd just prefer if they never acknowledge that Benji is in the studio. Or better yet, move him out of the studio and have him submit his jokes over the computer.

I'm easily entertained V:shobon:V

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

I'm glad they shut down benjy every loving time they do. I used to have a friend who would pull the exact same poo poo- he'll drop little tidbits of information and stop, thus prompting anyone he's talking to ask him further questions about it. Then stop. You get the idea. It is enraging and every person he meets stops playing his games really loving quickly because it is chore to participate in these enraging, manipulative 'conversations'. The only reason I can think of that people like him and Benjy do this is attention/ego stroking. It would be beneath them to simply offer news about themselves or whatever, the peons they talk to must inquire about it and pick their brain at every conceivable point because they think they are the Dos Equis man.

edit: once he started loving practicing karate moves in a group of polite company while we were waiting for food. gently caress.

beep by grandpa fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Jan 23, 2014

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