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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

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The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches
Jozy doesnt decide who takes the pens and a lot of natural goalscorers like Andrew Cole werent ones to take penalties so I can understand Poyet keeping him back

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Taff posted:

Jozy doesnt decide who takes the pens and a lot of natural goalscorers like Andrew Cole werent ones to take penalties so I can understand Poyet keeping him back

Jozy bottled it he is an utter disgrace.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I hear a proper striker has commented on Jozy not taking a penalty in a league cup semi final

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ox7-npBvQ

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Jozy bottled it he is an utter disgrace.

Does he take them for the US?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

cadfael posted:

Does he take them for the US?

I haven't a clue, does he?

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
jozy had a chance to "score on" (as he likely says) a team and couldnt be bothered fighting to do that, smgdh

id love to see him with a winners medal though, that will show a lot of his haters who only dislike him because he's....black? i guess.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

mods rename me all of this

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Pissflaps posted:

I haven't a clue, does he?

He doesn't

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
The League Cup: truly the Superbowl of football

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
"He's 10 times the player Fletcher is"

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Paddyb posted:

"He's 10 times the player Fletcher is"

in net weight maybe.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Did altidore really not take a pentalty?! ahahahaha

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
It's true he didn't take a pelanty

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


He hid away when Poyet was asking for volunteers.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
Jozy is bare swag

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

hes a coward that lad. proper fanny

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
He needs to stop worrying about possible concussion and just attack the ball

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Absolutely love the contrast in tweets between the USMNT/SBnation crowd and Sunderland supporters. To not take a penalty in that situation is utterly laughable, Luis Garcia had to be told he couldn't take the penalty when Liverpool were 3-2 down in the CL Final.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

Thought Finn supported Liverpool

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

J Hume
Apr 23, 2013

What is the best number?
His confidence seems pretty well wrecked. I hope he can get his head right before the World Cup.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


#headsgone

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

J Hume posted:

His confidence seems pretty well wrecked. I hope he can get his head right before the World Cup.

Ah so you think he's biding his time for the ultimate big stage

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
I hope Sunderland lift the prestigious Capital One's but only on the condition that they show a picture-in-picture of various star Arsenal first teamers' faces as the boy Jozy lifts the trophy at Wembley

rats off to ya
Jul 22, 2008

I'm still in disbelief. Big Jozy in Wembley...what a moment!

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Jozys team have made it to a final. What a player.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Despite everything I still feel like this has been all set up for a last minute Jozy winner in the final

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

tbp posted:

Despite everything I still feel like this has been all set up for a last minute Jozy winner in the final

Sunderland are going get loving merked 7-0 and Jozy won't get a meaningful touch but it's fun to imagine

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

T. Finninho posted:

Sunderland are going get loving merked 7-0 and Jozy won't get a meaningful touch but it's fun to imagine

This could happen and Twitter would still be abuzz over how Sunderland let Jozy down and he was the only one out there trying etc etc

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

J Hume posted:

His confidence seems pretty well wrecked. I hope he can get his head right before the World Cup.

I've got some bad news.

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!
Jozy has confidence issues? Imagine Bosnia-Hertzgovenia. They let him score a hat trick on them :ohdear:

Seriously. Imagine the squad that could make jozy look good.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

T. Finninho posted:

Sunderland are going get loving merked 7-0 and Jozy won't get a meaningful touch but it's fun to imagine

The last meaningful touch Jozy had was when he discovered masturbation.

Antares
Jan 13, 2006

This is probably a pipe dream but is it possible for Jozy to be so objectively bad and benched so much he isn't a starter in the WC?

False hope as I'm sure I'll see his useless rear end falling down for every minute of our 0 to 1 point exit from the tournament.

J Hume
Apr 23, 2013

What is the best number?

Breath Ray posted:

Ah so you think he's biding his time for the ultimate big stage

Like a phoenix from the ashes.

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!
Donovan is the primary penalty taker for US.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

T. Finninho posted:

Sunderland are going get loving merked 7-0 and Jozy won't get a meaningful touch but it's fun to imagine

I want him to score the opener and then City just unload on them like a park team.

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not not luvd
Nov 17, 2006

My Arse!


The state of the Dutch league.

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