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Those are from the "Coloring for Grown-Ups" book. Choice find there. I just got that as a late Christmas gift. Tons of hilarity. And a funny: (I don't believe the caption makes it a macro, but I'm willing to spin that Russian Roulette) 
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I've always lamented the fact that I can't grow any sort of body hair, until I realize that the alternative involves dingleberries (aside: such a great word) and multiple wipes. I go through maybe a roll a week. A four-pack of Charmin lasts me a month. The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > PYF making GBS threads Stories
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Jan 23, 2014 02:40
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Ok, you asked for it. Dredged up from the depths of YOSPOS, here's this glowing review of Nair. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and That cat has seen things.
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this. I still laughed like a maniac when I read the "review":
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Growing a beard is worth it. However, on the subject of Nairing body hair... I have what my friends like to call a "shawl" of shoulder hair. While I was deployed overseas I took it upon myself to try Nairing it, because why the hell not. As that 'review' would suggest, it did eventually start to be painful, which is when I wiped it off. I had silky smooth shoulders, and it was great. The problem, however, is I thought Nair was supposed to last much longer, on the order of a month or something. It grew back in under two weeks and when I tried to Nair again, it didn't work. My hair appeared to have adapted. 
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Jan 23, 2014 02:47
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:Ok, you asked for it. Dredged up from the depths of YOSPOS, here's this glowing review of Nair. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and Well!? Where's the follow-up from the next issue?
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Jan 23, 2014 02:56
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MiketheGreat posted:Well!? Where's the follow-up from the next issue? I have no idea. I guess one would have to look through the Big Brother magazine archive... if it even exists.
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D C posted:How about a casa in a small village in Mexico with 9 guys staying in it and drinking heavily for a week? It was loving disgusting. "Please do not put paper in the WC" was the sign in the bathroom. WC = Waste Container (garbage) in my head, but apparently they meant Water Closet? Seriously Mexico, get it together.
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Jan 23, 2014 03:14
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Pleads posted:I was 4 days into a 7 day Mexico vacation before I figured out they didn't want me to flush toilet paper. Water closet is a really old euphemism for shitter.
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Jan 23, 2014 03:19
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Using a bidet when you have burning rear end in a top hat from diahreea is a blessing with out peer. Wiping was agony but the gentle splash of warm water was bliss.
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Jan 23, 2014 03:27
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Bidets are just generally awesome, bidet toilets even more so. It's like being a baby kitten and having your mother clean your butt for you. But with a less scratchy tongue.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Water closet is a really old euphemism for shitter. WC means the actual room though (hence 'closet'), not the toilet itself. So the sign doesn't really work.
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Jan 23, 2014 03:54
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Phlegmish posted:I heard that this is how Americans wipe: Well, that's the girl method. Boys can wipe back-to-front if they like.
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Captain Trips posted:I go through maybe a roll a week. A four-pack of Charmin lasts me a month. A roll a week is loving insane if you're the only person using it. I can't imagine using that much loving toilet paper and I have a hairy butthole. Are you using like 15 sheets to wipe your dickhole every time you piss or what?
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Jan 23, 2014 04:10
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4 squares and a flushable wet wipe is the way to go.
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Jan 23, 2014 04:13
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D C posted:4 squares and a flushable wet wipe is the way to go. Be sure to run some cooking fat down your pipes too. You need both the wet wipes and the grease to make a champion fatberg. 
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4 squares jfc you're pinching some neat loafs. What about the sticky once a week poo poo where it takes half a roll minimum
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Modern Day Hercules posted:A roll a week is loving insane if you're the only person using it. I can't imagine using that much loving toilet paper and I have a hairy butthole. Are you using like 15 sheets to wipe your dickhole every time you piss or what? I don't get the big huge double rolls, they don't fit in my TP holder.
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dud root posted:4 squares jfc you're pinching some neat loafs. What about the sticky once a week poo poo where it takes half a roll minimum You got to eat better.
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What if I specifically search out that burlap-like industrial poo poo paper because i happen to like my wipes to have a little bite to thm for fun
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Novum posted:You got to eat better. God, it takes 2 squares thickness minimum just to not accidentally finger your own rear end in a top hat. 4 total for an entire dump is some serious conservation.
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Jan 23, 2014 04:46
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Goons love having this talk. I just wanted to feel the magic.dud root posted:What about the sticky once a week poo poo where it takes half a roll minimum
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Jan 23, 2014 04:51
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Toilet paper use is also determined by how gross you're comfortable with your rear end in a top hat being. I keep mine clean enough to eat off of, environment be damned.
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Novum posted:I just wanted to feel the magic.
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I replace my entire rear end with a fresh new one after each poo poo
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Vulpes posted:WC means the actual room though (hence 'closet'), not the toilet itself. So the sign doesn't really work.
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dud root posted:4 squares jfc you're pinching some neat loafs. What about the sticky once a week poo poo where it takes half a roll minimum Drink more water. Actual water.
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This thread posted:poop 
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I just use wet wipes. Actually cleans your mud-cutter and won't leave your butt-pussy raw and inflamed after you've dropped a greasy/sticky loaf.
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Improbable Lobster posted:Water closet is a really old euphemism for shitter. Oh, I know, I just assumed a resort catering to international visitors would go with the more logical waste container rather than a really old English euphemism.
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The closest traditional Korean cuisine gets to what a westerner might consider ham is a kind of steamed pork, but 햄/"ham" in Korea basically refers to spam or a spam-like product that got popular after the Korean war. Like spam, they make it in a bunch of weird flavors.
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The beautician my wife goes to calls those things 'pedi-paddles' to avoid that particular awkwardness 
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HAAGEN-DAZS FOR UNDER $2?
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Angela Christine posted:Be sure to run some cooking fat down your pipes too. You need both the wet wipes and the grease to make a champion fatberg. My old rental place had pipes that backed up after being clogged with grease. Every time the neighbours upstairs did anything with water, their pipes would drain into ours, and the water would fill our kitchen sink, sometimes overflowing and chunks of old, old, old dark solid grease would come out with it. I'm pretty sure I know what this smells like. It's really horrible 
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Picnic Princess posted:My old rental place had pipes that backed up after being clogged with grease. Every time the neighbours upstairs did anything with water, their pipes would drain into ours, and the water would fill our kitchen sink, sometimes overflowing and chunks of old, old, old dark solid grease would come out with it. I'm pretty sure I know what this smells like. It's really horrible Yeah, old grease has an amazing stink to it. If I never have to clean out a grease trap (with enough solidified grease and poo poo to fill a several gallon bucket) again it'll be too soon
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Ha ha ha! I remember this one time I really had to go. I mean stomach cramping like I had dysentery or something. Anyhoo I went into this foreign bathroom whilst clenching and fending off the colon spasms and I was like, "Oh snap!" Is this a proper toilet or a bidet? Needless to say I let it fly like someone stepping on a pudding balloon. I wiped for the better part of an hour and worried about how many trees died and flushed that mess even though I knew dolphins would suffocate and pipes would burst but what the hell!
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dud root posted:4 squares jfc you're pinching some neat loafs. What about the sticky once a week poo poo where it takes half a roll minimum Y'all motherfuckers need fibre.
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Phlegmish posted:I don't know why people think it's a contemporary German thing. This would have been in 1998 or 1999, but my highschool had German as a mandatory class and (for those rich enough to afford it) an exchange program. They warned us about German poo poo-shelf toilets. Also that German host families might think you're weird and obsessive (or just wasting water) for showering every day. mng posted:Flushable TP rolls! Just toss that poo poo in (no pun intended) and it dissolves. Magic of modern technology. What's the advantage? I just throw empty toilet rolls in the recycling. You don't need to do anything special to dispose of them.
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Tiggum posted:This would have been in 1998 or 1999, but my highschool had German as a mandatory class and (for those rich enough to afford it) an exchange program. They warned us about German poo poo-shelf toilets. Also that German host families might think you're weird and obsessive (or just wasting water) for showering every day. Showering every day is not good for most people's skin and is indeed pretty drat wasteful. The only time of the year I take daily showers is when it's blazing hot and I feel dirty/sticky after spending half a day outside.
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