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They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-rear end army guy! 
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Writer Cath posted:That sounds like a pretty good movie. Yes...yes, a...a movie, yes.
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Jan 23, 2014 06:47
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Writer Cath posted:Mod, Drink-Mix Man is swearing! [censored] hyperbolic paraboloid [censored] Earth, your mama!
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Jan 23, 2014 07:32
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Do over Ham posted:Yes...yes, a...a movie, yes. Well I got news for ya: this ain't makeup!
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Jan 23, 2014 07:51
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-rear end army guy! Wow you're smarter than you look.... or our best testing indicates!
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Jan 23, 2014 08:24
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Jerusalem posted:Wow you're smarter than you look.... or our best testing indicates! Stupider like a fox!
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Jan 23, 2014 14:39
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.
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Jan 23, 2014 15:19
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Frink posted:Stupider like a fox! I've obtained a rare, powerful aphrodisiac. It was made from the pockets of the pocket fox, an animal that only existed for three weeks in the 16th century.
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Jan 23, 2014 15:28
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Jerusalem posted:Wow you're smarter than you look.... or our best testing indicates! I mean, he's so smart they hooked him up to a big computer to try to teach it some things. But he had so much knowledge, it overloaded. And then it got really hot and caught on fire!
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Jan 23, 2014 16:44
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TMMadman posted:I've obtained a rare, powerful aphrodisiac. It was made from the pockets of the pocket fox, an animal that only existed for three weeks in the 16th century. Except for Flatulent Fox that was based on a true story.
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Jan 23, 2014 17:17
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I mean, he's so smart they hooked him up to a big computer to try to teach it some things. But he had so much knowledge, it overloaded. And then it got really hot and caught on fire! 
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Jan 23, 2014 18:52
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Did you have the same backwards-talking .gif with the flaming cereal bowl?
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Jan 23, 2014 19:29
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Trab Pu Kcip Trab Pu Kcip
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Jan 23, 2014 19:37
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Parsley posted:Trab Pu Kcip Yvan eht Nioj
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Jan 23, 2014 19:41
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Did you have the same backwards-talking .gif with the flaming cereal bowl? I'll drive.
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Jan 23, 2014 20:14
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Samuel Clemens posted:Yvan eht Nioj Hey you! Join the Navy!
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Jan 23, 2014 21:36
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Deviant posted:Hey you! Join the Navy! Hey, four-eyes! Vote Quimby! Hey, beardo! Vote Quimby!
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Jan 23, 2014 22:01
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Man Alive! posted:Hey, four-eyes! Vote Quimby! There sure are a lot of ugly people in your neighbourhood. Ooh, lookit that one!
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Jan 23, 2014 23:52
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Deviant posted:Hey you! Join the Navy! Superliminal?
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Jan 23, 2014 23:55
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I mean, he's so smart they hooked him up to a big computer to try to teach it some things. But he had so much knowledge, it overloaded. And then it got really hot and caught on fire! Stop that, you're hurting it.
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Jan 24, 2014 03:24
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MondayHotDog posted:Stop that, you're hurting it. Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?!
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Jan 24, 2014 05:16
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Everything Counts posted:Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?! Everything Counts, have you ever felt unattractive?
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Jan 24, 2014 05:28
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Man Alive! posted:Hey, four-eyes! Vote Quimby! I voted for Prell to go back to the glass bottle! After that, I became deeply cynical. 
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Jan 24, 2014 05:33
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TMMadman posted:I've obtained a rare, powerful aphrodisiac. It was made from the pockets of the pocket fox, an animal that only existed for three weeks in the 16th century. We've got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of towns to visit. Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid...
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Jan 24, 2014 05:40
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Luigi Thirty posted:Everything Counts, have you ever felt unattractive? Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife. So - 
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Jan 24, 2014 05:57
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IMJack posted:Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife. So - Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
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Jan 24, 2014 07:24
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IMJack posted:Sir! Uh, hello sir! Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife. So - I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. I always thought THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES! was my favorite Simpsons quote of all time, but this one might be overtaking it.
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Jan 24, 2014 07:44
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Tokelau All Star posted:I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. I should box your ears, you, you, you... SNEAKY PETE! I thought I was alone in "finger thing" appreciation until this thread. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I should box your ears, you, you, you... SNEAKY PETE! Aye, that's Handsome Pete, he dances for nickels!
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Jan 24, 2014 17:23
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That'll learn 'em to bust my termater.
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Jan 24, 2014 18:36
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Psychotic Puggle posted:That'll learn 'em to bust my termater. 
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Jan 24, 2014 20:41
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The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned. Uh, um... uh, so anyway, I kicked this guy's rear end! 
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Jan 24, 2014 21:21
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned. Stupid sexy Blooddesk!
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Jan 24, 2014 21:39
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Uh, um... uh, so anyway, I kicked this guy's rear end! 
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Jan 24, 2014 22:32
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned. My huckleberry friend, Moon River and me.  I didn't think he'd do it but BAM second encore!
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jscolon2.0 posted:My huckleberry friend, Moon River and me. Now, jscolon2.0! You get down from there. A body could break his neck!
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