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Doltos posted:Yeah. Brick Bortles clearly
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:54 |
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Brock Bortles Brian Bortles Bart Bortles Burt Bortles
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:55 |
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Reminder that the Browns only sent their assistant GM Ray Farmer to scout the senior bowl. Farmer is also currently the top candidate for the GM job in Miami. Michael Lombardi couldn't be bothered to attend and plans to draft based on NCAA 14 OVR ratings.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:56 |
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I can't even laugh at the Browns anymore Well maybe a little
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:56 |
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Intruder posted:Brock Bortles Brock Bortles - Good, can't believe I didn't think of this. Brian Bortles - Really bad white WR from a directional Michigan. Bart Bortles - Doesn't exist. No one in the world would ever combine these two names. Burt Bortles - Children show puppet.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:58 |
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If your team has a narrow lead and the clock ticks down to zero during a play do you: 1) Attempt to tackle the ballcarrier to end the game 2) Take off your helmet and throw it in celebration
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 21:58 |
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Goetta posted:If your team has a narrow lead and the clock ticks down to zero during a play do you: Trick question, the Browns wouldn't have a narrow lead at any point in the game.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:02 |
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I think Brett Hundley is a really good QB name
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:07 |
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Shrimpy posted:I didn't see this posted anywhere in the thread: This is actually a small twist on a question that used to be a part of creativity tests. I remember reading about it at some point. It was an alternate method of intelligence testing as opposed to strict IQ tests. For instance the question they posed was "What uses does a brick have?" They'd get geniuses who'd answer with a brick's strictly utilitarian uses like building things but then you'd get responses like these: Throwing through windows, holding down a picnic blanket, propping up a broken coffee table, door stop, parking brake for my car, weapon, as a weight to sink things in water, bug smasher, level, seed starter for plants, fireplace, bottle opener, drink stand when outside, test gravity, noise maker, nut cracker, and so on It's a fun thought experiment but I don't know how useful it is.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:10 |
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Chuckie Keeton is the best QB name, a hard C/K in both names, "Keeton'd" has potential as a verb, and I would not think twice about seeing "Charles Keeton" in the sign-in book of a country club.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:13 |
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Intruder posted:Brock Bortles Bort Bortles
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:16 |
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TheChirurgeon posted:Bort Bortles This is a Star Wars alien name
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:17 |
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nerve posted:I think Brett Hundley is a really good QB name It is but it's kind of like a John Elway or Russel Wilson where you assume he's a baseball player first.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:20 |
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I mean in terms of all-time great QB names, Colt McCoy has to be near the top of anybody's list.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:25 |
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Intruder posted:Brock Bortles All of these are an immediate upgrade over Blake. Blake is a lovely name. There, I said it. nerve posted:I think Brett Hundley is a really good QB name Brett is a given, but Hundley sounds like a Senator's last name. He's also a pretty awesome dude, as evidenced from that piece ESPN did on his teammate dying.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:26 |
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Quarterback names by Super Bowl wins. Johnny is clearly the way to go.code:
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:38 |
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All 4 of those Jim losses are Jim Kelly. Goddamn.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:40 |
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No Safe Word posted:All 4 of those Jim losses are Jim Kelly. Goddamn. Really lovely name too.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:41 |
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Craig and Fran at the bottom is the least surprising thing
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:41 |
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I don't see how Earl isn't a great quarterback name
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:42 |
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No Safe Word posted:All 4 of those Jim losses are Jim Kelly. Goddamn. Poor Fran Tarkenton also
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:43 |
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Declan MacManus posted:I don't see how Earl isn't a great quarterback name Too hick. Might as well name your QB Eanis or Billy Joe. Earl is a great HB, LB, or FB name though, which reminds me of my #1 most appropriate name of all time. Mack Strong.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:44 |
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Billy Joe Tolliver was a great QB name gently caress off with that
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:45 |
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Benny Bortles would probably be a terrible quarterback but a really funny dude.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:46 |
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Intruder posted:Billy Joe Tolliver was a great QB name gently caress off with that Fun fact the Saints had not one but two QBs named Billy Joe on the same roster for two consecutive years.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:48 |
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Dan is the best QB name
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:49 |
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Unless you want to win a Superbowl Who is the non-Brees Drew? I have a feeling I'm going to kick myself when someone answers
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:50 |
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Doltos posted:A good QB last name needs to have a hard K or C sound, be incredibly long, or have the last name also be a word. Like Warren Moon or Andrew Luck. In addition, a good QB last name should also look like it could be ran through a golf club's vetting process without gaining red flags. Busts: Manziel, Bortles, Boyd, Fales, Thomas Studs: Bridgewater, Garropolo, Mettenberger, Carr, McCarron, Lynch, Franklin Seems legit. E: gently caress we're on first names now
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:51 |
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The answer to the Bortles name dilemma should be either one syllable or like 4+ IMO. Ben Bortles Brad Bortles Bartholomew Bortles Beaurigard B. Bortles I could even go for like BJ Bortles
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:51 |
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Intruder posted:Unless you want to win a Superbowl Bledsoe
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:51 |
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^^ Yup I was right, kicking myself BJ Bortles is a point guard for some lovely junior college
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:52 |
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oldskool posted:Busts: Manziel, Bortles, Boyd, Fales, Thomas Bortles is a stud. Garropolo isn't because his name ends in a vowel and no self-respecting country club would let in an Italian. Fales is perhaps the most unfortunate name you can give a QB.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:52 |
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Props to BJ Bortles for the potential to be two verbs in one name.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:52 |
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Doltos posted:Bortles is a stud. Garropolo isn't because his name ends in a vowel and no self-respecting country club would let in an Italian. Fales is perhaps the most unfortunate name you can give a QB. Losman has been topped!
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:53 |
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Doug Williams might be the worst SB winning QB name. Mark Rypien is also basically Journeyman QB: The Name.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:54 |
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bhsman posted:All of these are an immediate upgrade over Blake. Blake is a lovely name. There, I said it. Yeah this is a pretty clear 'roll with your middle name' scenario we're talking about here What the gently caress is his middle name anyway my google-fu (and wikipedia) fails me
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:56 |
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Don't shortchange Brad Johnson.
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:56 |
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I hope Blaine Gabbert wins a superbowl
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# ? Jan 23, 2014 22:58 |
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For the Raiders e: Why can't I stop trolling Ross
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A Pale Horse posted:Don't shortchange Brad Johnson. poo poo you might be right, that's truly bad
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