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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
I checked out 4-5 of them at SEMA this year and they're just so friggin cool.

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Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Puddin posted:

It kind of also looks like a 'something has broke in a big way, gently caress this car' walk off.
As if Top Gear would skip an opportunity to poo poo on a Yank car. :colbert:

The Rally Fighter they had on Leno looked like a solid product. This one did a front flip and kept on going: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi_AxqeDIOs

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I guess it's the closest to my dream of a dual-purpose sports car. I'll take it.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

This is more Cycle Asylum but :stare:

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

What on earth is he wearing? I also wonder if he's still holding on to the outside bar at that point, I don't see how you could manage it without having your arm pull on the bar and lowside the bike.

KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012

:stonk:
He's wearing a ghillie suit. It matches his camouflage motorcycle and helps keep him stealthy. Duh....

Yeah he's holding on with his hand, it's not as far as it seems.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Krakkles posted:

Swap an LS1 into it ... or a rotary. Just to add more :wtf:

Ironduke.

Then try to make the Diablo look like a Fiero :v:

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

KKKLIP ART posted:

This is more Cycle Asylum but :stare:


Dustin Apgar at Chuckwalla. Dude is from over here in Phoenix - usually at most local trackdays.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


dubzee posted:

The owner:


For the record, I would absolutely drive a bedazzled Lambo.

What animal toy is sat in the front intake of that silly leopardlambo?

Also I love this.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
There's a local shop that does a thing.





http://goo.gl/RoFwVN

The Jalapeno. :v:

655321
Mar 25, 2004

BlackMK4 posted:

Dustin Apgar at Chuckwalla. Dude is from over here in Phoenix - usually at most local trackdays.

Indeed. DTR Motorsports on Cave Creek. He rebuilt a couple of my old bikes that had been sitting in my barn for too many years.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Maker Of Shoes posted:

There's a local shop that does a thing.





http://goo.gl/RoFwVN

The Jalapeno. :v:

Author: "The worst part is... I kinda like it."

Me, too. :blush:

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Maker Of Shoes posted:

There's a local shop that does a thing.





http://goo.gl/RoFwVN

The Jalapeno. :v:


anonumos posted:

Author: "The worst part is... I kinda like it."

Me, too. :blush:

I want one...really badly. It's so dang :3:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
If you made that with durable suspension and proper underbody protection (so you can just use speed to get over awkward sections) it'd be a top laugh. I really like it.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Rhyno posted:

poo poo, thought it was like $1500 or something. There is one for $750 but the ad says hydrolocked. Give it another 5 years or so.

Chumpcar doesn't work like that anymore. They have a big table listing what they consider the values to be for all eligible cars. Even when it was based on an AIV you came up with and showed them at tech, that was for a 'representative example' of that car, not the one you were actually racing. I don't know about the eastern or western regions but in the central region no one who finishes regularly in the top 10 would take less than $5k for their car, minimum.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

drgitlin posted:

Chumpcar doesn't work like that anymore. They have a big table listing what they consider the values to be for all eligible cars. Even when it was based on an AIV you came up with and showed them at tech, that was for a 'representative example' of that car, not the one you were actually racing. I don't know about the eastern or western regions but in the central region no one who finishes regularly in the top 10 would take less than $5k for their car, minimum.

So how do they determine the value of cars?

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

GramCracker posted:

I want one...really badly. It's so dang :3:

You're in luck, since the CL ad that the article referenced is still up!

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


Imgur caption: How a Ferrari pays for itself.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Rhyno posted:

So how do they determine the value of cars?
As drgitlin said they have a big table in the back of the rules that assigns a dollar value to a ton of cars depending on engine options and stuff. If you add go-fast parts they have a fixed value. In the end you need your car to be "worth" less than $500. Table at end of http://chumpcar.com/downloads/chumpcar-rules.pdf But also as he mentioned most of the cars actually have at least $5k in them by the time they do a race or two.

And so this isn't just words here's a photo dump...





Captain Postal posted:

They should use the Finnish method and just say that you can go up to any competitor with $500 after a race and they MUST sell to you, no exceptions. That'll keep everyone to the rules.
I wish that existed here, I would run in it. We're trying to get something similar started with karts locally.

NitroSpazzz fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Jan 25, 2014

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Rhyno posted:

So how do they determine the value of cars?

You know all those AIV values people submitted during tech? They compiled them all and then did some performance balancing.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Okay, I think I got it.

So how do they factor in PT Cruisers having a negative value?

Captain Postal
Sep 16, 2007

NitroSpazzz posted:

As drgitlin said they have a big table in the back of the rules that assigns a dollar value to a ton of cars depending on engine options and stuff. If you add go-fast parts they have a fixed value. In the end you need your car to be "worth" less than $500. Table at end of http://chumpcar.com/downloads/chumpcar-rules.pdf But also as he mentioned most of the cars actually have at least $5k in them by the time they do a race or two.

Fuckin' socialists. Everyone knows the free market is superior in every way. Value is determined by what people will pay, not some formula determined by the planned economy :commissar:

They should use the Finnish method and just say that you can go up to any competitor with $500 after a race and they MUST sell to you, no exceptions. That'll keep everyone to the rules.

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747

NitroSpazzz posted:

As drgitlin said they have a big table in the back of the rules that assigns a dollar value to a ton of cars depending on engine options and stuff. If you add go-fast parts they have a fixed value. In the end you need your car to be "worth" less than $500. Table at end of http://chumpcar.com/downloads/chumpcar-rules.pdf But also as he mentioned most of the cars actually have at least $5k in them by the time they do a race or two.

And so this isn't just words here's a photo dump...


I want this on a t-shirt. Bad.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
gently caress that, I want a poster.

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE

Crustashio posted:

gently caress that, I want a poster.

Get some.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

This rules. :black101:

blk
Dec 19, 2009
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Not completely awesome, but at least kind of neat considering the signature vehicles of the 80s - Toyota Van, MR2, R107...can't tell if it's a Volvo 7x0 or a small truck behind the van but they're essentially the same thing.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

blk posted:



Not completely awesome, but at least kind of neat considering the signature vehicles of the 80s - Toyota Van, MR2, R107...can't tell if it's a Volvo 7x0 or a small truck behind the van but they're essentially the same thing.

that's a small truck, the taillights are taller than a 740's

SuperDucky
May 13, 2007

by exmarx

Das Volk posted:

I want this on a t-shirt. Bad.

:smuggo:



http://8380labs.myshopify.com/collections/all
Maybe they'll bring it back for a special occasion? Everything they do is special edition, limited run.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

blk posted:



Not completely awesome, but at least kind of neat considering the signature vehicles of the 80s - Toyota Van, MR2, R107...can't tell if it's a Volvo 7x0 or a small truck behind the van but they're essentially the same thing.
That billboard. :swoon:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Apologies for the image quality; I shot this through a Citroen dealership window in coastal Spain in 1976 with a Kodak 110 pocket camera. Scanning negatives that are essentially 35-mm split in half lengthwise is a PITA.

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

I love GT racing.

Filthy Luker
Aug 4, 2002

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

:stare:

Somebody call Richard Hammond.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I'm sorry but the idea of combining those two cars, which are both great in diametrically opposite ways, is retarded*. Especially as it's already been done before:



I remember reading about one built for an arab oil baron that had a fully automated manual transmission and other insane boondoggles for the time.

*: where would the engine go?

Filthy Luker
Aug 4, 2002
It doesn't need an engine. It's powered by its own sense of self-satisfaction.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Filthy Luker posted:

It doesn't need an engine. It's powered by its own sense of self-satisfaction.

echoplex
Mar 5, 2008

Stainless Style
Living in Primrose Hill you see more than a few of these:



I know they're stupid but they're kinda cute in a ridiculous way.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

echoplex posted:

Living in Primrose Hill you see more than a few of these:



I know they're stupid but they're kinda cute in a ridiculous way.
I like them. Sensible city car with full luxury interior, I'd have one if I lived/worked in London.

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AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

InitialDave posted:

I like them. Sensible city car with full luxury interior, I'd have one if I lived/worked in London.

Is your fancy interior worth paying the 112% markup over the Toyota IQ?

I know it's more than just that but wow those things are still expensive.

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