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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Can't sleep. Watching that crappy new wahlburg show with my dog. Send Ambien tia.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I got about two whole hours of sleep tonight :)

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
5 hours total. weed naps for the win.

Victor Vermis posted:

50FA lacks the unbridled racism and doomsayer paranoia of a Shim.

Dry reporting of the day's mundane highlight is much more reminiscent of Spongebob's post-marriage pre-OkCupid period.

thank gently caress I stopped spending all day on this goddamn laptop

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Justin Bieber :lol:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
DUI, drag racing, expired driver's license, and resisting arrest. Dude's just trying to be a rockstar.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
He's just going to go through some ~hard times~ to solidify his status as a serious artist then make some stupid comeback songs and do some annoying interviews about how rough he's had it

The only thing we can hope for is death by pills

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
You'd think he would have a staff to keep him road legal, but I guess he put off getting his license fixed because he thought no one would dare question him.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

cnn posted:

This story begins on Craigslist in March 2009. That was when Marotta noticed an advertisement from the Topeka couple, seeking donated sperm.

"Intrigued" by the ad, he says, he delivered three cupfuls of his sperm -- gratis -- to the women.

One of the women gave birth to a daughter in December 2009, according to court documents.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/justice/kansas-sperm-donation/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

3 cupfuls of sperm! Holy poo poo someone call the :cumpolice:

ghost bones
Apr 27, 2013

everyone is fabulous always

genderstomper58 posted:

The only thing we can hope for is death by pills

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
#freebieber

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cole posted:

#freebieber

Please no.

Someone needs to do society a favor and introduce him to heroin.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Someone needs to do society a favor and introduce him to heroin.

People would start comparing him to Kurt Cobain again. That would be bad. Just get Lohan to get him a hot dosed eight ball, that should do it.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I would do coke with the Bieber.


I mean I assume I would. I have no opinion of the guy (I don't know him IRL Belieb it or not) but coke is objectively a good time.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Victor Vermis posted:

I would do coke with the Bieber.


I mean I assume I would. I have no opinion of the guy (I don't know him IRL Belieb it or not) but coke is objectively a good time.

I don't know, he comes off as an insufferable brat sober, I couldn't imagine him coked out his gourd.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Please no.

Someone needs to do society a favor and introduce him to heroin.

Look up #freebieber on twitter. It's hilarious.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I don't know, he comes off as an insufferable brat sober, I couldn't imagine him coked out his gourd.

it'd be like rrail w/ a ton of money 0_o

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

People would start comparing him to Kurt Cobain again.

You cannot be loving serious.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZNaUD2xmu8

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeEI-hh3MG0

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk&t=49s

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaaZsBxWeiQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzo4rZxF3x4

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW
steampunk only pls

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
It's Ireland, everything is only steam or whiskey powered.

They're just good enough at editing you can't see the loving horse off to the side running on a treadmill and being ridden by a fat drunken leprechaun named Chandler.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
WALTER. ROBOTICS(WHAAAAT?).




:suicide:

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008


I kinda wanted to gently caress her but I guess thats over now.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sjurygg posted:

I kinda wanted to gently caress her but I guess thats over now.

i just saved you from an STD

probably

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i just saved you from an STD

probably

If Megan Fox gave me herpes it would be ok.

Because that means I hosed Megan Fox.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I'd look the other way for Mila Kunis.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Sjurygg posted:

I kinda wanted to gently caress her but I guess thats over now.

thats cool, i think now id gently caress bibber


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGVgOKPqch0

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009

BLARGHLE posted:

I hate that I love this song, and I love that I hate it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LOeImx0kW4

Never has a song made me wish I had not heard it in such a good way...

But seriously, it's like Brandon Flowers took notes from my youth, and then made a heart-wrenching ballad from it

This is my Killers song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc8hbSM1zVo

Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
Gonna get high and play L4D2 with the wife on Versus.

Chokeslam the bitch!

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Where the gently caress is Holly Bloopers.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
When they disappear like this I like to imagine that something amazing was revealed to them and they walked off into the sunset never to be heard from again, never dead and possibly never having lived, but forever blessed with some truth that the rest of us aren't able to understand.

That or he found true love, and when he's ready for us to accept their lifestyle he'll come out to us and everything will be fine.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Victor Vermis posted:

Where the gently caress is Holly Bloopers.

Trapped under a fatty

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I choose to believe Hollybloops and the Honeyboy found true love in Boystown over a cup of froyo and a crumpled tranny prostitute.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Victor Vermis posted:

Where the gently caress is Holly Bloopers.

Autoerotic asphyxiation mishap. He's kicking it with David Carradine now.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Victor Vermis posted:

Where the gently caress is Holly Bloopers.

busy with school. since you know his school requires work.




unlike film school.







kill yourself




irl

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


gleep gloop posted:

busy with school. since you know his school requires work.




unlike film school.







kill yourself




irl

lmbo

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