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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Pochoclo posted:

I love [mayo] on hotdogs

jesus christ.

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AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Pochoclo posted:

I think American ketchup and mustard are different to what I eat because I honestly don't understand how you can't like a good burger with mustard and ketchup and onions.
Mayo, though, I don't put it on burgers. Just doesn't click for me. I love it on hotdogs and sandwiches though.

For me, it's either ketchup on a burger, or mayo and bbq sauce, don't mix the two.
never heard of mayo on hot dogs though??? Dad has a fit whenever someone puts ketchup on their hotdog tho

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Shannonmcn posted:

I was actually going to do the chorizo and mayo thing I threatened to do earlier but my housemate just came home and he wouldn't understand. NO YOU DON'T GET IT, IT'S FOR THE LADYTHREAD! I downloaded Vine and everything. :(

Lol good roommate, high five her for me, a retard

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9GU4P-1AWI

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

AriadneThread posted:

For me, it's either ketchup on a burger, or mayo and bbq sauce, don't mix the two.
never heard of mayo on hot dogs though??? Dad has a fit whenever someone puts ketchup on their hotdog tho

I live in South America, there's basically a few standards for stuff you can buy in the supermarket to put on hotdogs: argentine-style mustard, USA-style mustard, ketchup, mayo, golf sauce (mayo + ketchup), or a mix of those. Then of course you have the fancy stuff like cheese sauce, hot pepper sauce, etc.

Also it is a lot more common here to boil the hot dogs when you're making them at home. I learned to grill them from these forums and it's a vast improvement let me tell you.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

a hitachi is the vibrator equivalent of shaquille o'neal

Sounds awesome.

So exactly what temperature is it in Texas right now you sissies in your snowmageddon.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Shannonmcn posted:

I was actually going to do the chorizo and mayo thing I threatened to do earlier but my housemate just came home and he wouldn't understand. NO YOU DON'T GET IT, IT'S FOR THE LADYTHREAD! I downloaded Vine and everything. :(

Ladythread Experiments: what has the Ladythread made you do today?

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Pochoclo posted:

Also it is a lot more common here to boil the hot dogs when you're making them at home. I learned to grill them from these forums and it's a vast improvement let me tell you.

I never liked hot dogs until I realized that there were ways to cook them other than boiling them to leave them a pale weirdly textured hunk of...meat? But cooked in a hot pan until the outside is drat near black, then top it with mustard, onions, and some pickle relish? The greatest food ever

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

real talk what would you do if a really attractive dude who was smart and funny and successful wanted you to put something in his dick

i don't think i could do it

It depends on the object but it wouldn't bug me too much if it were just like a string of moderately-sized Mardi Gras beads

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine


Pick posted:

It depends on the object but it wouldn't bug me too much if it were just like a string of moderately-sized Mardi Gras beads

Jesus, that sounds awful. The mold-lines.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

AriadneThread posted:

Well, yeah, you never want to by the pre-made stuff, yuk.
But you can make your own easy enough with just enough mayo to coat the potatoes and mix in celery seed, olives, celery, and slices of hard-boiled egg on top.

I dislike mayo, celery, and hardboiled eggs so nope sorry

also cold potatoes and pasta are slimy and weird

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

Jesus, that sounds awful. The mold-lines.

aint my dick

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Pick posted:

aint my dick

That's the new "I was just following orders"

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

boom boom boom posted:

That's the new "I was just following orders"

the Nuremberg defense for genital trauma

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

dickhitlers

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Befehl ist Befehl *nestles a pinecone in stranger's foreskin*

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

...

amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Apr 4, 2014

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
I have never eaten mayo because it completely disgusts me. I'm glad I'm accepted here in lady thread.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

amarantinesky posted:

I like the way you think.

I'm gonna eat something with mayonnaise in it to honor this thread. Maybe some spicy salmon tuna roll. I've been craving some bastardized foreign food.

the gently caress? don't you put cream cheese in that? why would you put mayo in that,,,

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye

Pick posted:

Befehl ist Befehl *nestles a pinecone in stranger's foreskin*

We're not talking about foreskins here.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

amarantinesky posted:

I like the way you think.

I'm gonna eat something with mayonnaise in it to honor this thread. Maybe some spicy salmon tuna roll. I've been craving some bastardized foreign food.



This is the slippery slope that leads to people putting mayo in someone's dick

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I'd rather see and talk about violent genital mutilation than continue mayo chat

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Enfys posted:

This is the slippery slope that leads to people putting mayo in someone's dick

better than hot sauce

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
A gay friend of mine told me that he and his ex used to always use barbeque sauce during sex

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

A gay friend of mine told me that he and his ex used to always use barbeque sauce during sex

oh god that's awful, isn't BBQ sauce acidic? also the smell would linger, it takes hours to get BBQ smell off my hands after eating ribs no matter how much I wash them

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Yeah, I was a little grossed out. Can you imagine the state of their sheets?

Dude loves him some barbeque, though

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Crow Jane posted:

A gay friend of mine told me that he and his ex used to always use barbeque sauce during sex

what the gently caress

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

sitting in the school library in a comfy secluded chair, just looked to my left and gently caress someone wiped a booger on the wall wtf

who does that

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Portals posted:

sitting in the school library in a comfy secluded chair, just looked to my left and gently caress someone wiped a booger on the wall wtf

who does that

oh sorry my bad

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Portals posted:

sitting in the school library in a comfy secluded chair, just looked to my left and gently caress someone wiped a booger on the wall wtf

who does that

what the gently caress

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Portals posted:

sitting in the school library in a comfy secluded chair, just looked to my left and gently caress someone wiped a booger on the wall wtf

who does that

Probably the same type of "adult" who sticks their used chewing gum under the seat or table in a public place

In I'm-green-with-envy news, a guy I work with, who has a bit of a gambling problem, got free VIP passes to see Janelle Monae at the casino he's a "preferred member" of. He gets to go backstage.

Crow Jane fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Jan 25, 2014

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

If I saw someone casually place their nasal mucus in a public place I think I would literally have to try not to vomit. Jesus Christ.

Other things that make me want to vomit:
Thinking about pinecones and penii
My mum plunging gunk out of the kitchen sink
The thought of someone not liking mayonnaise

So all of this thread and one other thing.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Crow Jane posted:


In I'm-green-with-envy news, a guy I work with, who has a bit of a gambling problem, got free VIP passes to see Janelle Monae at the casino he's a "preferred member" of. He gets to go backstage.

what the gently caress



(i want that)

amarantinesky
Aug 29, 2013

...

amarantinesky fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Apr 4, 2014

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
my dad once made some homemade mayo from a recipe he got from his sister and he hosed it up somehow on his first try so he put it in the fridge with a note on it that said "yogurt"

a few hours later i heard a "oh my god" as my sister was dry heaving with my dad standing over her laughing himself to tears

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i eat bugs all the time i want no more bug harshin' in thisheyah thread

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Mayo is an ugly word. I propose we change the food topic to tabouleh.

TABLOULEH PROS: more fun to say; racially diverse; substitute for lettuce which means I dont have to keep that junk in my fridge where it will inevitably wilt or go gross before i have a chance to eat it all
MAYO CONS: not sexy word; WASPy; will not replace lettuce; lives in bottle but is already gross so lifespan doesn't matter

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE

Portals posted:

sitting in the school library in a comfy secluded chair, just looked to my left and gently caress someone wiped a booger on the wall wtf

who does that

We used to have signs in the bathrooms of my last ship that said "don't wipe boogers on the wall, use the toilet tissue! \/" with the arrow pointed to the TP and they would use the SIGN to wipe them. And this was "ladies."

I also used to find stuck together rags in the bin for clean rags and ick. And then one dude transferred and no more sticky rags. gross.

Edit: Good morning! Japanese mayo is the best mayo and goes on blowtorched salmon with green onion sushi. I put cream cheese on my hot dogs. Thanks, Seattle!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crow Jane posted:

A gay friend of mine told me that he and his ex used to always use barbeque sauce during sex

KC or Texas style? This is important.

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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Pick posted:

i eat bugs all the time i want no more bug harshin' in thisheyah thread

pick was already eating bugs when the boys tried making her at recess

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