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jscolon2.0 posted:My huckleberry friend, Moon River and me. Good night Thompsons Quote Thread, there will be no encores.
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Tokelau All Star posted:I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Do you like that quote? Tokelau All Star posted:I always thought THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES! was my favorite Simpsons quote of all time, but this one might be overtaking it. Oh, then yes I quoted it first.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 02:41 |
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Saw this on my drive to work this morning:
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 02:50 |
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I repeat, we are out of EL BARTO license plates.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 02:53 |
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Jackie D posted:I repeat, we are out of EL BARTO license plates. My car is also named El Barto.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 03:01 |
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 03:04 |
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Jackie D posted:I repeat, we are out of EL BARTO license plates. Hmmm . . . Nitsy . . .
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 04:27 |
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Come along, Bort!
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 04:31 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Saw this on my drive to work this morning: I sentence you to kiss my rear end!
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 04:40 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:I sentence you to kiss my rear end! Anger is what makes America great. But you must find the proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at your television screen. Pick a fight with someone weaker than you. Or write a threatening letter to a celebrity. So when you go out for a drive remember to leave your murderous anger where it belongs... at home.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 06:05 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Saw this on my drive to work this morning: You know, I think Milhouse is "El Barto..."
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 08:40 |
NOBODY likes Milhouse!
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 09:20 |
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skooma512 posted:NOBODY likes Milhouse! Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse? He's a little weiner...
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 09:59 |
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Crackerman posted:Come along, Bort! I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye. Oh there's mother now, watching me. What's that, I have a right to be here, its school business. That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 11:40 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I should box your ears, you, you, you... SNEAKY PETE! Hey, finger boys, get a room!
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 11:50 |
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skooma512 posted:NOBODY likes Milhouse! People will like what I tell them to like!
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 14:50 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:People will like what I tell them to like! Mister Kingdom, women won't like being shot in the face.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 18:20 |
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Man Alive! posted:Mister Kingdom, women won't like being shot in the face. I said. Hop in.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 18:22 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Saw this on my drive to work this morning: I won't eat anything unless its shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington state.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 18:42 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:I won't eat anything unless its shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington state. Let's go to the old mill anyway. Get some cider.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 19:00 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:I won't eat anything unless its shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington state. I'm a level 5 vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 19:00 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:I won't eat anything unless its shipped overnight from Vermont or Washington state. I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 19:41 |
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IMJack posted:I get the sneaking suspicion that L.L. Bean and Eddie Bauer are selling me the same honey. The dastards!
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 20:02 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The dastards!
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 20:08 |
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 21:06 |
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The leader is good The leader is great We surrender our will As of this date
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 21:46 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Let's go to the old mill anyway. Get some cider. If it's clear and yellow, you got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. Now there's a couple of exceptions, and it gets kinda tricky here... ...and of course in Canada the whole thing's flip-flopped.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 21:47 |
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Skeesix posted:The leader is good This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first, let's pass the collection plate.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 22:20 |
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MondayHotDog posted:If it's clear and yellow, you got juice there, fella! If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town. If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.
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# ? Jan 25, 2014 22:50 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first, let's pass the collection plate. I don't hear scrubbing.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 00:04 |
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I never thought I'd have to do this again!
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 00:34 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer forty times, but first, let's pass the collection plate. These Super Bowl commercials are weird.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 00:54 |
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Technogeek posted:These Super Bowl commercials are weird. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJwZIDaILrg
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 01:26 |
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Technogeek posted:These Super Bowl commercials are weird. The Catholic Church. We've made a few.... changes.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 01:34 |
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Everything Counts posted:The Catholic Church. I guess some people never change. Or, they change, then quickly change back.
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 02:02 |
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 02:04 |
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Skeesix posted:The leader is good Loving serenity. It's about drat time!
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 02:59 |
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Technogeek posted:These Super Bowl commercials are weird. That doesn't make a lick of sense!
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# ? Jan 26, 2014 09:24 |
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Root Bear posted:That doesn't make a lick of sense! When my face was crushed, why did it go back to my old face? I mean, shouldn't it have turned into some kind of third face that was different? Don't make no -
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Man Alive! posted:When my face was crushed, why did it go back to my old face? I mean, shouldn't it have turned into some kind of third face that was different? Don't make no - First, I was Kid Gorgeous. Then I was Kid Presentable. Then I was Kid Gruesome, and then I was Kid Moe.
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